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@jardiniernormie God real cuz space big (unironically)

one of the cool things about being a Christian is that you know the whole universe was made for us. the sun? that massive hellish continuous nuclear explosion several million times bigger than us? Yeah thats for us. Thats our lamp. God made it for us. Thanks, God.

@jardiniernormie The funny thing about this is that it exemplifies the central falsehood of how Prots claim we think about the BVM. She was sinless, but still a created being, infinitely lower than God. Prots assume we think she was equal to Christ, hence the dumb question

"why did the Ark of the Covenant made out of acacia wood need to be covered in gold when acacia trees aren't naturally gold covered?"

It’s been a banner two weeks for George W. Bush’s Republican Party.

@JoshuaBarzon The 4th century necktie is what did it for me

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard 🤣

“marine, whats that button on your armor?” “it says 'plan truster' sir” “and what have you got written on your helmet?” "’born to panic’, sir.” “‘born to panic’ and 'plan truster'? is that some kind of joke?” “i was trying to say something about the duality of plans, sir”

@tedcruz Guy does something newsworthy and makes news. You’re not very bright.

Two simple Qs: Cui bono? (who benefits?) And quis solvit? (who is paying for this?) 🤔 Hint: the answer is the same.

@HarmlessYardDog Show me the spreadsheets, Beags

You’re not blaming the dog for this one.

Which one of you bozos thought it was a good idea to build the entire world economy off just in time supply chains from the most unstable regions on the planet?

1. Rubio said it 2. Trump said it 3. UK attache at the negotiations said it 4. Senators privy to classified briefings said it

@marklevinshow You're terrified, we know. You don't need to keep reminding everyone.

Twenty bucks Kent will be on Qatarlson’s podcast within days

@AKDay89 @j_arthur_bloom When he blusters, sometimes the bombast is charming. This is painful. It exudes desperate flop sweat.

Trump is flailing. Tough to watch. The Iran war will consume his presidency and define his legacy if he doesn't find an off-ramp, which may require publicly telling Israel to kick rocks.

@PressSec @benshapiro Thanks for that. No one believes you.

There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.

@GC_Strategos This is the most cucked thing any person has ever said.

Never quit on Trump. You quit on us.

@EWErickson You're a fat slovenly loser, Erick, and it must hurt to think that Kent, a man who actually sacrificed for his country, unlike you, stood on principle. GFY

Live look at Marjorie Taylor Greene and Joe Kent fighting for the CNN "new found respect" interview.

@johnamonaco @realrikkidoolan With respect, the Mass is the highest form of worship, but I would think you know that true worship of God can occur outside of it, requiring acknowledgment of God as Creator and Savior and submission to Him.

Mass worship of Jesus in a coffee house in the USA. This is what revival looks like.

@scotthortonshow The physiognomy here is like that Shel Silverstein drawing about people who have ugly thoughts

Man. I mean Kristol is never sincere but Kagan can be. Either way this is some Bizzaro World livin’ here now yall.

Senator @tedcruz is afraid of “Catholic Integralists.” A “Catholic Integralist” is, at minimum, someone who is not ashamed of Christendom—you know, the Christian civilization that existed over the vast majority of the last 2,000 years. Guilty.

@jlippincott_ We supported a war that killed hundreds of thousands of Iranians, including with chemical weapons that we supplied.

And what if Iran had overthrown the American government in 1953 and installed an authoritarian Islamic government? How would we feel about that? The point is that digging into the past simply yields permanent causes of war. The only way to have peace is for both sides to forget the injuries they've done to each other and consciously seek peace.

@derektmuller My prediction that the sun would not rise this morning proved premature