Conrad Jones

@DavePunFun @BullandBaird This is the exception to the rule

Im not sure what the kind of guy who can pull this off looks like but I’ve never seen it done well. Ever. In my whole life.

@nyclovesnyc like chat roulette but even more awkward

THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.

@parcelforce If I book two packages for delivery today, can they also be collected today? Also is it possible for the delivery person to bring the labels with them? I'm sending from London to Liverpool

@monzo Hiya. I’ve reported a transaction I didn’t make and blocked my card. If I’ve blocked my card, does that mean my pots are secure as well?

Proud of this one. Thrilled to be part of such a cool project alongside such a great team

@lufthansa I’m not able to get through on the phone. Also the chat support is not helping. I just keep getting redirected to FAQs

@jonradcones I recommend that you call our Technical Support (lufthansa.com/de/en/help-and… / Questions about lufthansa.com and the Lufthansa mobile app) and my colleagues will have a look into it and try to find a solution. /Ted

The @lufthansa website/app is not letting me add baggage before my flight this evening. Am I gonna have to pay a higher price at the airport? Hardly seems fair as their tech is the problem.

@Aircoach your website says the earliest bus on this route leaves Donnybrook at 18:26. Will there be earlier services today? That time is too late for my flight

1% Tuna 99% Melt

Hey @Starbucks could you prioritize the people that order in the store over these mobile order assholes? It might help our society remain a place where people occasionally make eye contact and communicate verbally. Thank you.

Trying to eat a meal while watching the #Woodstock99 documentary was a terrible idea

If you ever feel like you’re out of touch with pop culture, I’d like you to know that my roommate just asked me “What’s a Zendaya?”

Every time I click on a slot for a PCR test:

ffs the guy at the ice cream place gave me vanilla instead of off-white flavour

@Shaydozer now the bottom half of me can do it like spiderman

Is this where petting zoos come from?

too many people get tattoos like they’re playing Pictionary on their limbs cuz they ran out of paper

I don’t know who it is that decided the most popular/photogenic side of the earth but they bloody nailed it

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