Jordan Penick
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Jordan Penick
@jordanb01
Stepmom, mom, wifey, freeelancer, professional daydreamer &, apparently, social media schizophrenic






Former Capitol Hill Police Officer / current CIA employee Kerkhoff was a person of interest & failed a lie detector test, before the famous Blaze article was published. Looks like defamation suits FBI DD Bongino told me he would personally finance against reporters are a bust.






We did it, folks.

It’s national chili day. Let’s settle this once and for all in Texas. - @TexasMonthly




Hilarious that you not only missed the news cycle for the past year, but that you also knew you were the moron referenced in the post. Watching you advertise your dipshittery on a series of debates over the past year was my guilty pleasure while I was working. Now go back to your momma’s spare room and write me some jokes. And get your shine box too, my shoes got a scuff last night while lighting up the live stream while your clowns were rage-posting. Thanks, Dan




"[Raise hand with stupid smile on your face follow with dramatic] because they killed Charlie Kirk and we don't care about your midterms." Who is "they"? Candace hasn't answered that simple question for months. Cliffhanger! I get it. People need something when big fails.


The FBI told us Thomas Crooks tried to kill Donald Trump last summer but somehow had no online footprint. The FBI lied, and we can prove it because we have his posts. The question is why? Story tomorrow.





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