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@LiamKircher Cleaning cashflow

Powerful: Google Leaves Homepage Empty In Honor Of Jesus's Empty Tomb babylonbee.com/news/google-pa…

Wear your warm woollen mittens and enjoy the cool crisp Munnar weather! #changeofair #keralatourism #BernieSanders

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The 1st thing our half-Indian Vice President will enact is taking your shoes off before you enter The White House

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Me: “Try to be positive.” My 7 yr old: “Why?” Me: “Your life will be better. You’ll react to your day better. And people will want to spend time with you.” Him: “You and Mom will always want to spend time with me.” Me: “Yes, but everyone else has a choice.”

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@userdanyb @FrontierCorp @davidcouper Same issue here, but this fee is supposed to go away with a new law. In this article, Frontier said it will comply. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

Just moved over to @FrontierCorp and found out their "optional" router fee is only optional if you buy a router direct from them. I don't want a crappy router from frontier - I have my own. Their $39.99 deal is at least $49.99. Back to Brighthouse for me.

What a beautiful Sunday for your home to become a beautiful sanctuary filled w/worship to the One True God.

Apparently I should have been talking about a pandemic instead of automation.

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USDA tariff tracker removes Wakanda, fictional home of Black Panther, as free trade partner. nbcnews.to/34Bqmh7

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Jesus Ratioed On Twitter For Saying 'Love Your Enemies' babylonbee.com/news/jesus-rat…