Josh van Eikeren

My doctor: “You need a complete life overhaul.” Me: “So I basically need Xzibit to come ‘pimp my life’?” My doctor: [confused silence].

@dhh @Malakh7 This looks awesome! Dumb question…what is the Matrix-esque display in the screenshot?

The work is mysterious and important. So don't you deserve an Omarchy theme to fit? @Malakh7 delivers. Lumon Industries would approve. github.com/OldJobobo/omar…

Started off 2026 by accidentally liking an AI video of a cat driving a car so RIP my suggested Reels for the rest of the year.

@marclou New product: LeanFast

I tried a new diet for 2 weeks (didn't change my workout plan): ❌ Cut carbs completely 🍏 Eat only nuts, meat/fish/eggs/tofu, vegetables, and dairy 🍽️ 2 meals per day (breakfast at 10 am, dinner at 2 pm) This happened: - My body fat has decreased to the lowest I've had - My cravings are gone I used to snack between meals (fruits, wheat bix, snacks) because I was hungry even just 1 hour after a meal. I can't believe my cravings are gone, although I eat less than before (from 3 to 2 meals a day).

@carsales_guy If you really want to mix it up though, pay with a garbage bag of very wrinkled small bills.

If you’re paying cash for a car, send a wire. Pick it up when the wire hits. You want to roll the dice on having a terrible experience? Write a check.

@CHBernasconiC Does that reduce the WASM load time?

Currently exploring lazy loading assemblies in Blazor WebAssembly. 👀

@SpeedSportLife @Saul_Bloom Can you elaborate on “how dire the sports car market is going to be moving forward “? Is this in reference to general affordability/availability? It seems like all manufacturers are now significantly increasing MSRP between models with relative limited availability.

Wishful thinking and dreaming - If Porsche extends the ICE 718 and for some reason brought back the GT4 I think I’d have to trade the GTS in for a manual GT4. I’m realizing how dire the sports car market is going to be moving forward. Alternatively, wait a while and pick up a 1.2 GT3 down the road. Actually looking at picking up a used V8 Wrangler as a toy in a couple years as a possibility as well. Shit is dire, man.

At this point in time, a base 992 Carrera with manual transmission would be better than a GT3 in most all scenarios. GT3 is not close to being worth 2x a base 992. Sad beyond words that @Porsche no longer offers 3 pedals in non-GT lineup. Elegance in simplicity.

I remember once asking a coworker over Slack during a Zoom meeting whether she thought Otter AI would accurately transcribe the sound of my soul leaving my body during said meeting.

@carsales_guy Only if it's an Alfa Romeo dealership.

Now’s a good time to buy a dealership

@SpeedSportLife Any info on a new forthcoming STI?

Just received a freaking awesome care package from a friend at a certain Japanese OEM

@SahilBloom I'm pretty stoked about the Rivian R3X.

I recently got a Rivian. It is the most fun (and beautifully designed) car I’ve owned. I’m a huge fan.

My daughter this evening clarified that I am “the fun parent” and I’ve never been happier.

@mkristensen Thank you! I've always found the non-dockability of this window causes me to use it less.

What if you could dock the Code Search window in Visual Studio? You'll be able to soon...

@sirgi__ Ship your life a quarter mile at a time

plan or just ship fast?

@curiosityonx “Worst first date ever”

What are the words?

@reverentgeek HttpClient + System.Text.Json

What are folks doing these days to make REST API calls from dotnet/C#? Are you using something like RestSharp, the HttpClient + Newtonsoft JSON[.]NET, or something else?

Really depends on how many bricks of cocaine are in the back.

@arvidkahl I would look at Lucene as a potential standalone full-text search engine.

Full-text search on 500GB+ of data is keeping me awake at night. MySQL's full-text index just can't handle this. Often takes minutes. And Meilisearch, as fast as it is, is hard to wrangle to get it to get only precise results. Anyone here experienced with search at this size?

@carsales_guy @Porsche Congrats!

I’m completely obsessed. I never thought I’d get an RS allocation, and this is a big bucket list moment for me. I am not sure how I got here but I do know if you endure long enough things can work out in your favor 🥹

@migueldeicaza This hurts.

The Venn diagram of people that use the Oxford comma and put useless private modifiers on c# class members is a perfect circle.

@shefska Pretty sure that “Confirm Availability” button is unnecessary.

Consumers: "Car prices are too high." This dealer: "hold my beer"