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@babybeginner No glove!!!! ❤️

Do you see what’s happening here? IYKYK! Bruiser now stays in my yard 24/7. He hangs out during the day in the sun. He sleeps on the patio in his “cave”. He comes over the second I go outside. Not quite on my lap today, but lying next to my lap! His life has altered.

@Demeter_Erinia Yes.

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parent’s landline number?

@sappholives83 These are the perverts who are using womens toilets and changing rooms.

This is truly — and I mean truly — some budding serial killer sh!t right here. This is some of the most sexually violating behavior I have ever seen, and I spent 2 years working sex crimes.

@FranksVoice1 @MissLauraMarcus Frank tells the Internet he has no idea how the majority of people live their lives.

@MissLauraMarcus How can you have worked for 50 years and accumulated no other wealth? Don't you have a personal pension or ISAs? Even a property you can take equity out of? If you worked for 50 years only to end up in poverty you only have yourself to blame.

I’m a pensioner. So I benefit from the triple lock. I get the full state pension. Which is £965 every four weeks; so equivalent to £1045 a month. I get the full amount because I have 50 years of working and paying my stamp and income tax. I get no other pension. It’s not luxury!

@sharrond62 How ridiculous. I'm a really weird size and struggle to find a good fitting bra as it is.

How does that work?! 😳

@GussieGrips You are bonkers!

Today is a day to buck the system.

@TheMekon_Venus You git.

This might trigger childhood trauma for people of a certain age.

@Notwokenow I recently read that incels start these pages to try and turn women against each other.

There is something deeply wrong with this woman. And I’m not just talking about the smell.

@Gaynotqueer1 When I was a kid I was often told not to show off or be a big head. Boasting has become a new hobby for many.

Yikes.

@PervyPepper I think all bootsales should be after lunch.

Why are car boot sales so bloody early?

@YoubeliveImhere Your friend is the sort of person we need to hear more from. Good luck with your sons interview.

So my son interviewed my gay friend for an assignment in school where they were to interview a “member of the LGBTQ community “ . I thought it would be funny because my friend is no bs person but how the hell is he supposed to hand this in? 😂 I knew it would’ve bad but now he’s transcribing it , it’s so much worse than I thought.. We are debating whether to clean it up for the assignment or leave it and risk his grade but have a laugh. The teacher Is a virtue signaling moron. Not sure what to do now . Here is just one answer he provided 😂 “How has it impacted your life to be a part of LGBTQ community?” It hasn’t because I’m not part of any community. I’m just a gay man . They just keep adding letters and I don’t even know what some of these letters mean . You know what Q is ? It’s “queer”. That’s a slur. If someone calls me queer, we have a problem . I get that this is what they teach you nowadays and you have to use the letter mafia vocabulary but I want nothing to do with it. I just happen to be gay. My whole life is not me being gay and some flag or letters that mean things that have nothing to do with me . It’s all bullshit .

@OkayBiology Weird how he knows so much about relationships when he is clearly very single.

This one could live to 100 and still die a virgin. 🙄

@KitSkailer @DefiantLs Same here. Alarms, lists, reminders, asking family to remind me. It's all about using your brain to work out the problem.

I went undiagnosed with ADHD until I was 21, so I know exactly what time blindness feels like. Before anyone called it that, people just called it what it was: being chronically late. You know how I dealt with it? I adjusted. I checked the clock constantly. I calculated exactly when I needed to leave. I set alarms. Then more alarms. I built routines so I stopped running my life like every day was improvisation. ADHD explains it. It does not excuse it. If being late is a constant problem in your life, then it is your job to build systems that stop it from being one. The world is not going to bend around your dysfunction. Adapt.

How does one become this delusional?

@BootsUK I keep getting AI adds for weight loss patches on my games claiming to be Boots. Thought you should know.

@marycatedelvey @babybeginner @MrAndyNgo @AFkokogems I fuckn love you MaryCate.

@babybeginner @MrAndyNgo @AFkokogems *HEM HEM:*

How come in my interactions with militant trans activists, so many turn out to be sex offenders?

@babybeginner Oh he is a gorgeous boy. Look at that belly ♥️

Animal twitter, meet the feral cat named Bruiser. Bruiser meet #animaltwitter. Today Bruiser has finally calmed down. He has remembered that pink glove of petting is quite wonderful. Whatever ptsd he suffered from the crunching leaves is done. Poor scared kitty.

@frankie2001mia Said it before, I'll say it again. They think they're women and its frankly insulting.

I had forgotten how funny this video was. No giant man, we will not rise to your tantrum. But we will laugh about it/you for years to come.

@Poppy_yyyyyyyy I feel sad for them.

I don’t know how people live in countries without easy access to clotted cream. I’d wither away.

My cat Pixie helped with a bit of political admin the other day. #keepreformout #reform

@sueveneer I'm a big fan of neutral walls that way you can add loads of colourful textiles and nick nacks. Don't tell Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen but I've got magnolia bedroom walls.

@jowendes It’s a very sunny bright room so, going against the grain, I’ve used pure white and I absolutely love it. Very calming and lots of colour in pictures & textiles

Another day of painting the walls and ceiling in my bedroom. I’m grateful to be fit & able to do it. I’ve been overwhelmed by the thought of doing it for over a year but starting it has lifted my anxiety & given me a burst of energy & enthusiasm. Inertia is the enemy.