Joshua Douglass

"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so." Ennius

Hey @dbongino, care to comment on your decision to arrest an innocent, autistic man as the J6 pipe bomber? Since you quit your FBI job after 292 days to become "more powerful" as a podcaster... I guess I'll have to take my answer off the air.

What are you 5 years old asshole. You should be happy, by most accounts.  We shall see how this plays out over time. And nobody ever controlled the President, dumb shit.  Not me. Not the Jews. Not the Israelis.

@SenAdamSchiff You are the biggest fucking cuck ever!

My thoughts go out to Tulsi Gabbard and her family, as her husband battles this serious health problem. I hope and pray that he makes a speedy and full recovery. While the circumstances around her departure are deserving of our sympathy, let’s be clear: Tulsi Gabbard’s only positive contribution to our nation's national security is her resignation. She politicized intelligence. She dismantled critical agencies keeping Americans safe. She weaponized the IC to pursue baseless election fraud claims. And more. We must ensure that her tenure — marked by a devotion to the person of the president and not to the security of the country — represents a terrible exception at DNI and not the new normal.

@MatthewSHarriso @PhillipAKennedy Its rhetorical

@PhillipAKennedy Yeah, what are we going to do without a groyper sexual deviant in the Kentucky 4 seat?

My brother and I are libertarians, but we supported Trump three times. In contrast, we know guys who have been writing in “Ron Paul” every election. They say things like: If voting worked, they’d make it illegal.” “No matter who you elect, you get John McCain.” “Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa.” It turns out, they’re right. We’ll be writing in Thomas Massie from now on. Enjoy your Israel First party, Republicans. We’re done with you.

@KyleSeraphin Tarlov is dumb af. Definitely one of those people that has no clue what shes talking about and just vomits out what's on the prompter. I.Q. 75(Graciously) @JessicaTarlov

I don't watch the Five, but this sounds like too many facts for too long for a Fox News audience. How many people threw food at their TV and changed the channel to "Ow MY Balls"?

@Harney68Stacey @IanCarrollShow

@IanCarrollShow I am his district I know who you are but most Kentuckians have no idea who you all are and wouldn't like you. I don't. I will not vote for Massie. We trust Trump. You will see Tuesday.

KY-4 will go down in history as a small turning point that changed everything

@AmericaOnlyBro @IanCarrollShow

@IanCarrollShow The more Trump says to hate Thomas Massie, the more I like him.

@PracticalGOPesq @IanCarrollShow

@IanCarrollShow Yup and when Massie loses you’ll realize how irrelevant you and Candace are. Thank God!

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@Liz_Wheeler Who cares at this point. Trump was supposed to be the bulldozer and turned out to be a fucking yellow Tonka dump truck Bibi likes to play with. ITS ALL THE SAME FUCKING GOVERNMENT! There only Us(the have nots) and Them(Epstein elite War Boners)! We have LOST the Republic.

Well this is fascinating. A new poll asks Republican voters who they want for 2028 presidential candidate. 45.4% says Marco Rubio 29.6% say JD Vance 11.2% say Ron DeSantis Who is your fave?

@sourpatchlyds I dont accept the options. As a husband and father I have a zero fail mission.

I'd really like to hear the arguments for both. Your hypothetical: A married father is in a position to save EITHER the wife and mother OR the child/children. Which should it be, and why?

@KyleSeraphin and this is why we dont debate while drinking.

@Stefunny1207 @RealCandaceO Damn, you a cunt

@RealCandaceO Well, you’ve got 2 more months to make a complete jackass of yourself. He’s going to be convicted and there’s not a damn fucking thing your stupid ass can do about it. Enjoy your lawsuits, bitch.

For those of us following the Tyler Robinson case it arrives as good news that they will allow cameras in the courtroom and it is also good news that the defense was granted a delay while the FBI figures out how to send the OVERWHELMING evidence they’ve had since September. 🇺🇸

@KyleSeraphin @WarPath2pt0 Why people go out into the ocean in what is essentially a boogie board with big ass Great White sharks/sharks in general is beyond me. I wouldn't be pissingbin the water, I'd be shitting my drawers

@WarPath2pt0 I feel that "Holy F-"

If you ever find yourself in this situation pee in the water--establish dominance

@mrddmia Better to read more than the headline retard. My memo of you is being retarded just like everyone else with the i.q. of a complete moron. You give mentally challenged individuals a bad name.

Wow. * Ex-FBI agent turned podcaster 'intentionally' and 'unsafely' fired gun before he was ousted: memos justthenews.com/accountability…

@KyleSeraphin @UrbanSoak 10-4, 10-8. And with that we will conduct the hourly raids check, Control 3 Charlie 1 radio check. Charlie 1 Control 3 you are 10-2.

@UrbanSoak 10-8 back in service.

MEA CULPA! It is time to come clean about why I was permanently suspended from the FBI. It wasn't about refusing the Vax or being a whistleblower to Congress 4 months earlier. Here is the BWC footage from Feb 9, 2022 and the reason the FBI cited in my suspension.

@paulsperry_ There always is and nothing is done. Let me know when someone actually does something of substance that will convince me otherwise.

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel says there is "enough evidence" for DOJ to bring a strong case against top Russiagate conspirators, including James Comey and John Brennan, and that the process of finding and presenting supporting documents and swearing in cooperating witnesses before federal grand juries is well underway

The video is Prime Candace. Every manipulative rhetorical technique in the books. She makes roughly 236 claims in roughly 30 minutes in what is probably one of the most concise examples of a Gish gallop I have ever seen. A Gish gallop is firing off so many claims in rapid succession your opponent can’t possibly address them all. Even if every claim is wrong, the preponderance of false claims produces the impression of a devastating case. Coupled with Brandolini’s Law, which posits that the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it. The whole process is meant to make the accused look crazy for even trying. Candace uses rhetorical sleight of hand to accuse me of accusing her husband of lying on his immigration documents. I might respond that I’ve never made any such claim. But Candace has already suggested I’m working with Laura Loomer to launder the accusation against her. I might respond that I haven’t spoken privately to Laura Loomer in years. But Candace has already moved on to say that I’m coordinating with Ben Shapiro to launder ideas to Laura Loomer. So I might respond that I haven’t spoken to Ben Shapiro in over a year, other than a single text exchange when Charlie died. But Candace has already moved on to calling me a creep. Each of my responses, by the way, will be immediately attacked in its own right. Candace’s audience will insist her accusation is true, even though she has offered no proof, and will likewise demand I provide proof of my counter claim. Asymmetric skepticism and burden shifting. I will not be able to prove that I didn’t make a claim, because one cannot prove a negative. Sure, they won’t be able to show any proof that I did make such a claim, but no burden of proof applies to them. Show us your texts! You must have deleted the texts! You had a stupid haircut as a child! The over 200 accusations scale with your answers. Answering one doesn't drop the total to 235 – it scales it up exponentially, because your answer becomes the source of a new onslaught of charges from Candace and her legion. Pretty soon, not only is the sheer number of accusations condemning, but the sheer number of accusers becomes proof that Candace is winning! Vox populi, vox Dei! Trying to defend yourself against such madness is madness. It’s like trying to nail Jello to a wall. You might think there is one claim I simply have to address: That a Daily Wire employee was arrested for sex crimes involving a minor. But while that accusation is terrible, it has nothing to do with me. As the document Candace posted makes clear, this person was arrested in May of 2025. I left the company in March of 2025. Whatever actions the company did or didn’t take when it learned of the situation, I was not a part of it. To be honest, I’m not actually sure what Candace is accusing me of, other than her deeply twisted statement that “people who support Israel will also protect the Epstein class of pedophiles.” Protect how? What exactly am I being accused of? I would ask Candace to state her allegations clearly and specifically. Otherwise, I choose door number three. By the way, if you employ enough people, you will inevitably employ some terrible ones. Hell, I once employed Candace Owens! Employees are people. If you have enough of them, you have all of the different kinds of people there are. Some will even be criminals, and you will have to fire them, which is what I’m guessing the Daily Wire did in this case. Other than that, I have nothing to say to Candace. She invited me to come on her show to talk about George, but I have nothing to say about George at all. She invited me to talk about this person she says committed this terrible crime, but an hour of “Have you stopped beating your wife,” guilt-by-association slander isn’t my idea of a good time. And I may not be the smartest person in media, but I’m just sophisticated enough to know you can’t have a good-faith conversation with someone who uses rhetoric in such dishonest ways. Candace doesn’t want to talk; she wants to overwhelm me with so many allegations and insinuations, so much projection and presupposition and false consensus signaling that her audience builds a negative narrative about me – whatever negative narrative sticks! I see no reason to engage in that kind of spectacle. Also, my audience is rightly concerned for my safety if I go to Candace’s studio.