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@dhh Probably all the money that's being saved by the U.S. laying of 1,100,000 people this year. Is that Doge back at work again? "Cutting costs"

Whenever I see programmer salary numbers from Europe, I always have to do a double take. It's hard to fathom that we work in the same industry. With bonuses this year, many of our folks are at $400,000+, and we're not even in any AI-hype sector.

@grizzlycoder @him_uiux And they all look exactly like this. It's as though all the training data was identical. But who knows? Maybe it's a good pattern because it works.

@him_uiux Do people even read that shit on a landing page? Most of them now a days are all AI generated.

Use this structure for your SAAS Landing page Thank me later

@saliozzia Yes they do. It's called random, intermittent outages! 😂

Heroku doesn't have dark mode.

@mathio28 @herokustatus I swear, status.heroku.com is just static html and has been for years.

Yet no update on @herokustatus or status.salesforce.com/products/Heroku

@heroku @herokustatus I am getting H99 "Platform error" on all of my node.js apps What's up?

@me_myself_world Yes, and vaccines are part of that puzzle.

Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional wellness and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together.

@BlueM10325 Obama the GOAT

AND THE WINNER OF THE 2025 NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS MARIA CORINA MACHADO Of Venezuela. Here's a reminder to Dictator Donnie that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize. Lol

@trikcode Yes. The customer will.

Everyone's generating code. Nobody's reading it. Someone's gonna pay for this.

@inhumandept_vp Plot twist: the startup name is Crumb.lr and they’re doin just fine

New employee DM’d me on Slack. He asked if he’s expected to work weekends. I said, “What do you think our founder would do?” He said he gets it, and that he’ll be online on weekends. Good that he took it that way. Our founder has been in Ibiza for two weeks now. Someone’s got to do the work. This startup is crumbling.

@yongfook That’s why I’m holding out for some to discover what my genius ability is. Still waiting…

POV reaching $90k MRR after 5 years of grinding while a 25yo math genius signs a $1 billion AI contract with meta.

@zalkazemi melodydesk.com think “Basecamp for music teachers”. That’s not the actual tagline, but I’m working on it.

Link your startup I’ll reply with the questions you’re not answering

@ArshanKaudinya @mehulmpt I dropped out of my house and bought a college. tweeting CAN change lives. anyone can do it. 🐥

@mehulmpt pls guys i bought a 6bhk house in mumbai with 4 roofs and 3 basements and i only shit post and i dropped out of college.

literally begging you please start shitposting guyss

@euboid The “Super Wilson”. Only 100 accounts available.

I want to ragebait visitors into upgrading to higher tiers. Oh you're picking the hobby tier? That's cute.

Are there any good pricing plan names other than - Starter - Pro that don't suck?

@AquaLacerta @GrowlyGrr @autogynefiles 10 years on the naughty step

@GrowlyGrr @autogynefiles does it go in minor or adult prison tho?

A psychic told me I would be killed by a “30 year old man in his 60s.” I laughed it off as utter nonsense. I’m not laughing anymore.

@shl But I did that already…

Should I learn to code? No, you should sit there and do nothing

@nateliason As a nod to the past, I like to call the platform Xitter. (Pronounce it as you wish.) Then instead of tweeting you can say you are taking a Xit.

The tragedy of Twitter rebranding to X isn’t the loss of “Twitter,” it’s the loss of “tweet.” Tweet was such a great platform specific term. “Post” is soulless, boring, could be any app in the world.

@robj3d3 What do you have to put on your tax returns as job title? Xfluencer?

Every 1,000 impressions will earn you $0.50 X is a goldmine and you’re just sitting on it 🤷‍♂️

@forgebitz The wheels on the bus go round and round…

people with setups like this always manage to ship absolutly nothing of value it's kinda impressive

@thekitze Initial commit. Push. We are clear for launch in T minus 10…9…8…

everyone building but nobody shipping

@AmerikanerAdam @_WxPhil_ @YIMBYLAND I lived in one of those sacrificial upper floors for years. And yes it got toasty for 2 weeks of the year. But the heat didn’t matter since everything was in walking distance. Life simply shifts a few hours. Cafes open until mid morning etc. I never found it difficult.

@_WxPhil_ @YIMBYLAND Sacrificial upper floor, used as a greenhouse

People massively underestimate how popular shaded streets like these would be in the south.

@madoutech @tdinh_me Beyond 3 there is no laptop. There are inly memories of a laptop. At least that’s how I imagine it would be.

@tdinh_me Why stop at 3?

Still trying to get to #3 🤣