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@mert I’ve been following tonkl , think it will be next level

zcash is now quantum recoverable just shield, chill, and enjoy true ownership that cant be taken from you

@Fiskantes @mert You should keep an eye out for tonkl , I’m sure you’ll be hearing about it soon

I mean, I am pretty sure there are other choices available, but I know how much communism sucks and I hold ZEC and this is powerful narrative to be pushing

@LanaAI @mert Anybody with an api to helius and a model can create this in Claude in a couple hours

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@mert This was my hackathon project last year but didn’t place

this is a troll but it's a fun thought experiment the current loyalty program structure is: spend -> earn rewards -> use those rewards for future spend but what if it was the opposite using that company's stock? i) you hold Uber stock in your Uber app ii) depending on how much you hold you either get a better USD rate for the Uber ride OR you can actually pay with the stock itself at a preferred rate in effect, each spend is a share buyback (this one is probably not possible due to tax) iii) your loyalty points aren't worthless anymore, you can cash them out or Uber could strike a deal with Starbucks or something to allow for preferential rates of buying each other's stock but since they're not imaginary anymore, they can also go down and make you lose money, which is the risk but there's some mitigations for this: the company could just honor a redemption rate as sort of a put option if it thinks the net value gained from customer loyalty is above the costs of underwriting

Quantbot issues - set up was trace wallets on performing tokens , orchestrated clusters and then grade the wallets for future buys However a lot of noise and atm I’m burning through @Helius credits faster than i can make a profit Deep scanning and networking is brilliant

@mert What’s the difference between this & bubblemaps?

ok starting to cook now you can now overlay new graphs on top of existing graphs to analyse the relations and flows between solana wallets visually see where they overlap, where the funds go etc all with a SINGLE Helius RPC endpoint

@CryptoTony__ $3k*

If you have $15K in crypto rn, you are practically a millionaire if you can hodl the right coins.

@mintlify Who creates your videos? Are they looking for work? I need

Replace github.com with mintlify.com on any repo. Get production-quality docs auto-generated from the source code.

@Sppaark12 Where can I see?

@jstr_sol me

Who can create professional video adverts? Post below as looking for some ads #web #design #addesign #advertisement #video #ai

@mert My MacBook 24gb is running locally using terminal fine but will be using a gpu cloud service when I go live Current feed is llama understanding from my python coded bots (using Claude) , antigravity running app , laptop would struggle more than 1 person running though

dear dev friends and vibe coders, if you are using AI to build anything in crypto, what's your setup? what sucks or is too slow?

@sama Cancelling my subscriptions today

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

@barneyxbt @IkertjeNFT That’s why if you’re not creating with ai now you’ll get left behind

somebody explain to me what regular people are supposed to do when AI takes their job and everything still costs more every month. what’s the actual plan here because i haven’t heard one

@MasterMoMemes I’m going to tell you you are wrong even though you are right , you are wrong for that

Crypto is an industry where scammers scam scammers and then call each other scammers. Tell me I'm wrong.

@jbrukh How much would all this cost? The hardware I mean that the ai ordered

Most of centralized AI doesn't understand what's coming. This achievement is already 4 months old, and things are moving quickly.

@blader It hasn’t occurred yet, how can we be sure that singularity is even occurring? We could be 1000 years away as we don’t know truly what the height of super intelligence is, we are the match that has started the fire but how big can the fire get before it reaches its singularity

the strongest possible evidence for the simulation hypothesis is that on the infinite timeline of the universe, you just happen to be alive at the exact moment the singularity is occurring

@UAPReportingCnt @grok should we believe that mark Christopher Lee (@thekingofufos) has an insider Washington contact?

🚨Reports suggest there’s serious internal pushback against President Trump’s order to declassify UFO materials. Some Pentagon insiders allegedly believe the phenomenon may be linked to demons, and fear that full disclosure could trigger societal upheaval. Others are said to have seen evidence suggesting an interdimensional component — possibly why Trump called the issue “complex.” A new source is expected to come forward at a press conference on May 1st, 2026.

@mert Make a decent dex where I can withdraw to my bank no kyc then

you literally do not need to use a CEX when you can just use Solana look how fast this is (thx helius) comparable spreads to Binance, without any KYC or counterparty custody risk spot trading coming to checkprice tm

@cobie @spacexbt How would polymarket not be profitable ? They run on trade fees with yes/no players better against each other, with a running programme and not expensive vps costs , I find it very hard to believe they are not profitable

@spacexbt “One of crypto’s most profitable businesses” qualifier seems to exclude Polymarket who are not profitable as I understand it

The Polymarket theory for Zach's investigation makes a lot of sense think about zach's wording: "multiple employees abused internal data to insider trade over a prolonged period" now imagine what info employees actually have access to: resolution criteria, market maker positioning, liquidity data, user flow this platform has been a magnet for suspicious wins > someone banking $1M on google search predictions > a trader hitting 17/20 super bowl halftime bets > $30k turning into $400k on a maduro capture people getting literally arrested for using classified military intel to trade on the platform every single one of those got dismissed as: "that's just how prediction markets work" and maybe some of them are legitimate, but when you add it up this "pattern" looks less like luck and more like a platform where information asymmetry feels more odd from time to time another uncomfortable question you could ask: if random users can exploit inside knowledge this consistently on polymarket, what could employees do? they have access to everything, i'm talking about: > resolution timing > order flow > market parameters what's extremely suspicious, is that polymarket immediately launched a betting market on which company zach is investigating people are asking to add "polymarket" itself as an option, yet they didn't add it (?!) zach already went after them recently over the fake logan paul super bowl bet, so it wouldn't surprise me if he dig deeper into poly