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Congratulations candace

It’s really that big. Thanks.

@GolfDigest @TheMasters

Full statement from Chairman Ridley. 👇

Augusta National Chairman Fred Ridley says Tiger Woods will not be at the Masters next week.

@1067theFan Gotta draft a replacement in the first round

The Commanders made a curious off-season move cutting Tyler Biadasz, who quickly signed with the Chargers. They're now looking to Nick Allegretti as the starting center. Was this a smart cost-saving decision, or a risky gamble? #NFL #Commanders #Football #Offseason #Center

@kitiwad3 @FoxNews Gay

@FoxNews Even legends have off days—Tiger Woods proving fame doesn’t come with a prescription for caution.”

BREAKING: Police seized two hydrocodone pills from Tiger Woods, whose eyes were 'bloodshot and glassy' after wreck, arrest affidavit reveals

@traychaney @kanyewest That’s what you call a ni6let

DO. YOU. SEE . THIS. COAT @kanyewest

@ABC Way too gay

When asked if he might run for president in 2028, Democratic Sen. Cory Booker said that whether he’s “a candidate for president or a great senator from New Jersey,” he hopes to be “part of a larger conversation that brings on a new day in America.”

@Xbox_Nostalgia Terrible game

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter (2006)

@keithwalkiewicz Made is USA?

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@shagbark_hick Patsy should definitely be taught a lesson

The degree to which complete strangers are now surveiling each other is unreal. 4 days ago, it was 39f, no wind. We parked 250' from the door to the meat store. The walk took 45 seconds. Our baby was in (light pink) thick wool tights. This random lady whips her phone out, snaps a picture, and lambastes us publicly online. She had no idea we were only walking 250 feet, nor that we were only outside for 45 seconds. She clearly couldn't tell that the baby was in light-pink tights, nor that they were thick wool. And she didn't know that our baby SWEATS when she naps, takes her hat off, and literally coos with joy when she finally gets to cool off. So we figured a 45-second cool-down was totally harmless. This lady disagreed. These days, you are always being watched and graded on your *perceived* conduct by parochial social media vigilantes armed with cameras. It's like the paparazzi but for normal people. Who knows what could come of this kind of thing? How easy is it to be misinterpreted in public? There is no grace, no chill -- the judgements are instant and damning. This is very common. I don't really care what the woman thinks about us, but I do understand why some young people are nervous to have kids. If you have kids, you'll be watched on an extremely granular level when in public -- and there will be photographic evidence for even the smallest perceived misjudgement.

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

@ChefGruel I’ve gotta cancel my subscription

No Kings

@1067theFan Wigger central

Darren Harris grew up in Fairfax, VA, and attended Paul VI high school. He details why it’s been so special to play in these massive games in D.C.

@Indian_Bronson 🤮

If we lose this one, it’ll set the tone for a century.

We don’t have a choice now. Every military is getting lots of game footage about how the US fights and what it can and cannot do. If the US can’t turn out 1M drones a year, China will notice. If the US can’t replenish artillery at good percent of consumption, Russia will notice.

@Andrew_S_Mackey @GolfDigest

@GolfDigest You keep pissing your mom off and btw F you for refusing my autograph request when I played as an am. Loser billionaire

Tiger Woods' booking photo from Martin County Sheriff's Office.

@pizzintwatch Less aids tonight Win

BREAKING: Both Freddie's Beach Bar (1.4 mi from Pentagon) and The Little Gay Pub (1.1 mi from WH) are much quieter than usual for a Friday night at this hour...

@RandPaul 😂😂😂😂😂

I hope you'll tune in.

JUST IN: Tiger Woods has been charged with driving under the influence following a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday afternoon, the Martin County Sheriff’s Office said. abcnews.link/5Sj8ulz

@PGATOUR @GaryWoodland @TCHouOpen Gayest swing in the west @garywoodland

No slowing down @GaryWoodland 🔥 His 7-under round gives him a four-shot lead @TCHouOpen. 📺 PGA TOUR LIVE on ESPN+