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Kobbie doing more with the ball in 10 mins than Bruno in 70.

Says a lot about Ugarte that this is genuinely one of his better performances for United and he’s still not premier league quality by a stretch.

@BiffyClyro So perfect ❤️

I'm not devout, just a true believer biffyclyro.lnk.to/truebeliever

@FabrizioRomano …”and it’s always been Chelsea for Garnacho”

🚨 4th division side Grimsby Town have eliminated Man United from the Carabao Cup.

@ManUtd Why would you do this numerically for everyone except Onana? This is a shambles of a graphic fellas!

🔒 Locked in for some Carabao Cup action 🔴

I hope Ugarte never kicks a ball for this club again.

checking out this Kneecap that everyone's on about

@AaronKMcGrath Surely there’s a more effective way to deploy him on the pitch. Like he’s a very good player but so often you just see him doing the head shake, basic side wards pass, arms up to the the crowd and hair flick

@jyhstr Man, it gets me every time.

@Brianpmohan ❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭

@jyhstr Sorry 2 assists, GET IN!!!!!

I can't for the life of me understand why #Amorim didn't take Casemiro off, he can barely move and gives the ball away just before the penalty, shocking performance #MUFC

@Brianpmohan HAHAHAHA

@jyhstr Since I've tweeted, he's won a pen and got an assist 😂😂😂

@BankOnthe @GavanCasey Said the exact same last night.

@GavanCasey After watching how toothless Madrid were this week - he'd be perfect for them. He'd create bucket loads of chances and he'd dominate in the slower, more technical Spanish game.

@Milo_Edwards @bigmonsterlove @3bucksleft1 👀 looking unreal buddy

ralph fiennes is on some kind of fitness program i can only describe as “rasputin maxxing”

@PeteFarrell14 Fontaines Bohs jersey I hear

Have we seen Rory’s outfit for today? Hopefully it will be etched into our memory for the next 50 years

@Foley1988 You really wouldn’t see a difference if you swapped Onana and Hojlund’s positions

@jyhstr Another one 😤

@PeteFarrell14 Thought young Garnacho had gotten into a bit of bother there for a second

Looks like he has learned his lesson

@KeeksBlad My god. Crying here. Me & Nev would certainly see eye to eye on the AC/DC point. I wonder how his Christmas in 2013 went

An all timer

@RetroMoviesDB @KeeksBlad by a mile

Who is the most gorgeous Redhead... I'll Start: Amy Adams.

@ManUtd Was even more beautiful watching the warmup before Arsenal last week ❤️

Old Trafford in the sunshine ☀️🫶 #MUFC