The Gin(less) Monster

@Judgement_Dave @marksegal @deathtospinach

@marksegal @deathtospinach He is a yank.

I’ve been away for a little while so you can only imagine my joy when I logged onto Instagram to see a message from long-term sex pest Greg asking me about my vagina As requested, I drew it for him But as usual, we seemed to miscommunicate and now he hasn’t replied 🙁

@shesgotnosoul @workmansflopera Poor Matty. He's old enough to have his own bins, but not old enough to fight his own battles. Mortified for him.

this 10/10 comment section

Have always been a huge fan of Patricia Cornwell's books, but I think #Scarpetta on #Prime is the one of the first adaptations I've ever seen. Had to give up after enduring 3 episodes.

@Bricktop_NAFO @gibbzer @grok Is this true?

Barron Trump buys $50 million worth of oil stocks two days before Trump started the war in Iran. - He bought before the bombs fell - He bought before Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz - He bought before 20% of global oil supply was choked - He bought before crude oil prices reached levels not seen since 2008 This is insider trading and highly illegal.

Whenever l am slightly disrespected by a man, I remember my favorite Michelle Obama lore. There's a story about them dining at a restaurant when they learned the chef used to be Michelle's high school boyfriend Barack joked, lf you were still with him, you could have been the owner of this nice restaurant." Michelle replied, "No. If I were still with him, he would have been President of the United States." And that's the energy every woman should have about her own worth.

@hashjenni this

@1PercentClubITV QUI

ABC…easy as…#The1PercentClub

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Read the word, not the sky #The1PercentClub

A con man, pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. Bartender says "Here by yourself today, Mr. President?"

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Cash counts 💷 #The1PercentClub

@1PercentClubITV Francesca

What’s her name? #The1PercentClub

PIGLET’S PANTRY 🐷 I’ve just see the news about the struggles this fantastic local company are going through. So here’s a little rhyme in their honour. I love the steak and ale And the gammon and leek But it’s usually chicken balti That I seek Sad to hear About their plight All Seagulls hoping They’ll be alright. If you’re thinking What can do? How about on Sunday You buy two Or skip breakfast So you can squeeze in more You know you want to.. …just buy four. 😋 @pigletspantry1 (Seriously, they are a huge part of the matchday experience, as well as a valued local employer. Wising them the very best.)

Both are true.

“Quiet Piggy” “You’re ugly inside and out” “You’re a nasty woman” “You’re so bad. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you smile” These are all statements that Trump has made to female reporters. It’s misogyny. It’s abuse. The press should refuse to cover him until he apologizes.

Passengers doing an Arsenal at our water station this evening💧

@Acyn He’s going to end up invading Graceland isn’t he

Petition to Prohibit Sulky Racing and Sulky Training Involving Horses in Ireland (2026) - Sign the Petition! c.org/PLYyD972kL via @Change

@krassenstein It's not just the content that is shocking. The punctuation is appalling!

BREAKING: Trump sent this letter to the prime minister of Norway…. WTF!! 8647!! “Dear Ambassador:   President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT” 25th Amendment NOW. 8647!

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