kate

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i met a guy in the summer and i left him in the spring, he argued with me about everything

yo intentando no contarle mis planes a la gente antes de que se cumplan

i love job hunting. in my 1st job interview i'm like "give me a great salary and full benefits" and by my 25th job interview i'm just like "of course you can pay me in expired gift cards and, you know what, western medicine is overrated anyway"

@momovolution2 @lettersfromjuno just went through 4 interviews from a company for them to ghost me lol

@lettersfromjuno it's worse when the interview is amazing, they compliment/are visibly impressed and talk excitedly about next steps and then ghost you.

But can we talk about how when you do finally get a job interview, the interviewer and the interview in general is incredibly underwhelming? Lol.

HR listening to you at the interview knowing they already chose their relative.

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

@im0nplut0hoe thanks bae xx

anything you need yk i gotchu

the concept of halloween parties happening on november 1st

2015: you think the dress is white and gold hahahaha??? bye felicia 2025:

@madisonmarah don’t let the movie nerds change your heart

how it feels to enjoy a movie that everyone on letterbox hated

freddy what is u talm bout

This is probably going to go unreported but this might be the most shocking thing any talking head has ever said on television. He straight up just said we should murder all homeless people.

That’s y’all matyr

baby i loved you first! ✨️

@MoralityDog @Reuben_Walton @zoerosebryant top surgery for all the babies!!

@Reuben_Walton @zoerosebryant Donald trump has been seen with spots on his hands. Could indicate a life threatening disease. These freaks are rooting for him to die, so that we can go back to millions of border crossings and transgender children.

hilarious how my entire tl is talking about it rn without actually saying it

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

How it feels looking for a job in the midst of a recession, ICE raids, and the onset of WWIII