Grandma is tired y’all

@MrsJumpman23 That good, huh?

Whoever first posted about putting chia seeds in unsweetened applesauce on TikTok I hope they get they ass and coochie ate from the back and their pillow is ALWAYS cool! 😮‍💨😮‍💨GENIUS!

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@chicagobars @fly2ohare Hopefully they’re talking with the folks who upgraded LaGuardia.

To all my road warrior friends who use @fly2ohare all the time…IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING! The restrooms renovation bid package has dropped! Your crummy airport crapper prayers have been answered (in 1 to 3 years)!

@Britannica Adding this to the list of things I now cannot unsee .

California ground squirrels will chew on the shed skin of rattlesnakes and then lick themselves and their offspring. This makes the rodents smell like venomous snakes to fool predators.

@trobo11 @chi_urbanist The South Loop store isn’t far behind.

@metroadlib Kyle’s interview of this man is beyond wild.

ugh..... someone help me out here. what is a Victor Marx please? also, wtaf?!?!! tiktok.com/t/ZTBB6GVaW/

@MrsJumpman23 It is phenomenal!

Putting this Northwestern Office on 48th and Cottage was the best thing that happened to me I’m so glad I don’t have to go downtown no more

@OMG_WTF_GTFO @LadyM03607896 @QondiNtini My favorites!

@kbh57 @LadyM03607896 @QondiNtini Yessss...hot nerds are definitely a thing 😍😛

I’ve been respectful today posting about Senator Ossoff and Future Governor Lance Bottoms’ electric rally in Atlanta… BUT WHY CAN I SEE YOUR PECS, ABS, BICEPS, TRICEPS AND ALL THE CEPS THROUGH YOUR SHIRT? 🫦 EVEN HIS NECK AND JAW HAVE MUSCLES! I refuse to look at his pants🫣

@LadyM03607896 @QondiNtini A perfect example of how two things can be true.

@QondiNtini It’s funny cuz when he first ran for Senate I got a nerd vibe (and that was fine, I love nerds), and now I’m getting People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive cover. Very appealing, to say the least.

@RichardERoeper Those 3 for $10 album deals were everything when I was high school.

This is where I bought my first records. Legendary stop for the likes of Cheap Trick and Van Halen. It was also straight out of a Scorsese film. Firebombed twice--and in 1981, the owner was shot and killed in a targeted hit in his home. The murder remains unsolved to this day.

@MissSassbox I’ve been using the Lens Clear wipes from Costco, also the optometrists co-located in Costco have great frames at reasonable prices. Also using Eyebuydirect and Zenni online.

astigmassassins and windshield wearers, please clock in : 1. what are y'all cleaning your glasses with? 2. who has the most reasonably priced frames right now? a Google search is no longer sufficient so I'm trusting you with my sight!

@_AllThatJaz Or we ride at dawn. Flew in to see Ragtime again to share it with my daughter so she’d understand my obsession. Even better the second time.

This time next week we’ll be saying Tony Award Winner Joshua Henry

@midwestern_ope Saving BIG money!

Midwesterners will understand this

@RoselandChi1972 @Eric_Erins The Southside disrespect is loud!

@Eric_Erins Well I notice it doesn’t go south of Roosevelt, which leaves out my picks.

Need some of these maps to start zooming out a bit

@BpopeTV Who has the rights for the docuseries?

Plot twist in the Bears stadium drama as we approach the two minute warning

@Dzikhead @chi_urbanist Welcome!

@chi_urbanist I think the only answers touch the lake front. Lavender might have me won over

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. Which one are you picking?

@CAP10232 @FurkanGozukara No you don’t

@FurkanGozukara $250 million? Hell, I know some Somalians in Minnesota that ripped off the taxpayers of $9 BILLION dollars. And then there's California, where $15 billion of homeless money simply disappeared. And there wasn't a real business behind that $24+ billion. It just.....disappeared.

🚨 BOMBSHELL: Expert Tara Setmayer exposes massive Trump family corruption on CNN. She confirms Don Jr's net worth exploded from $50M to $300M in one year as their corporations suddenly received massive government contracts. The White House is actively looting the taxpayers!

@3kingvisions Happy that you are still with us. As a king of the new cool, we need you!

@softboywin We will not abide by candy corn slander.

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

@RichardERoeper Howling!

Breaking news: Marty Culp and Bobbi Mohan-Culp have withdrawn from the Great American State Fair.