
Kal⚜️
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@bobbylakhanpal @Roody818 @Cute_Manisha_16 @grok How much to retrieve poopjeet junior’s remains from across the ocean floor?
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@GerryCallahan Thought this was a good joke at first but it seems boomers are genuinely this retarded
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It’s hard to overstate the balls it takes for an old Jewish guy to say this while walking alone on streets of Mamdani’s NYC.
The Uri@uricohenisrael
“Hey Seinfeld, can we get a ‘free Palestine’?” Jerry Seinfeld: “It doesn’t exist”🤣 Jerry Seinfeld is the GOAT 🐐
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@afc_thms @MartinOdegaard1 Did you play around with it in the glass for a few mins before completely missing your mouth for maximum accuracy?
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This is obviously not a German account.
Prior to the World Cup it was focused entirely on Saudi football club Al-Nassr.
And it's tweeting in English as though written by an American.
Nice try though.
Freddy🇩🇪@FreddyLA7
DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭
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@Finntaroo This post is going to be responsible for some guy on a looksmaxxing forum to do some abominable shit
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Boy do I have a show for you
dead patsy@ChrisRulon
It's time to accept that Larry David is a piece of shit too
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@HalionTHFC @qpe Not if it’s 3:20 mins into round one and two 40mg’s are hitting me at the same time, then it’s definitely advantage to the opponent
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So this definitely was a nicotine pouch in her mouth during that fight 💀
Crazy the win would’ve been overturned if they could prove it without a doubt
MMA Junkie@MMAJunkie
#UFCWinnipeg result upheld, but fighter fined 'maximum' after appeal (via @mma_kings) mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/u…
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@slugopolis Right!! This is what I keep telling fem lesbians when I hit on them as a cis-man but it just wont get through their bigoted heads!
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Bosnia & Herzegovina told media players would speak at 5:45pm with training beginning at 6pm.
However, B&H arrived to training an hour early with players available for interviews starting at 4:50pm.
Canadian media (who were present) were only allowed to ask two questions as a group before being cut off. #FIFA #fifaworldcup #canmnt
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@imissblackmidi I’m talking about you collectively as evidenced by you replying to a tweet not directed to you but good attempt
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@BirdMan347 @imissblackmidi Exact type of shit I’m talking about enjoy your show man
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@kboutbound @imissblackmidi Someone cuts HIM in line LARRY WOULD NEVER
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“yanks” i’m a marlins fan bro use another insult
Dav@Davboro123
Seeing American twitter trying to take on UK football twitter is class. The yanks don't stand a chance 😂
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@ripplebrain I wake up every day thinking about the safety of the luggage belt in Sabah Airport terminal 2 departures
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