Keaneru Ventures

@HonWetangula Wewe ndio ukona marking scheme ya development? MWIZI WA EMBASSY YA TOKYO NA GOLD YA CONGO!!

Today, I called on all Kenyans to support President H.E. Dr. William Ruto’s development agenda, which I confidently noted, is on the right path. While speaking at Kipketii primary school in Sotik constituency, Bomet county during the funeral service of Mzee Edwin Kipchirchir Koech, father to Roads and Infrastructure CS Mr. Davis Chirchir, I said the President’s renewed energy and commitment had helped restore the country’s economy and secured Kenya’s future. I urged leaders, regardless of political affiliation, to put the country first above personal ambitions and asked the President to stay focused on delivering his development plans for the benefit of all Kenyans. I paid tribute to Mzee Koech as a devoted Christian who quietly uplifted others, leaving behind a legacy of compassion and integrity that will continue to guide us. Drawing from Shaban Robert’s Adili na Nduguze, I noted that he instilled strong values of discipline, humility and good morals in his family and particularly his children who are celebrated achievers. May his soul rest in peace. facebook.com/share/p/167KMb…

@baroswahjr The head is ROTTEN. 25M is NOTHING, compared to the 17 BILLION parliament approved for STATEHOUSE. HII IMEOZA KUANZIA YUU!!

At Alliance Girls, it's not just the Principal who is in hot soup. The CS Education is going for the entire board. Raising school fees from 53K to 160K is crazy. But looking at what made it get to that figure is crazier. 1. Moral and Spiritual activities - Kshs 1,100,000 2. Annual trips - Kshs 16,000,000 3. Prize Giving/Speeches - Kshs 13,000,000 4. Prize vouchers/sweets/examiners - Kshs 5,000,000 5. Airtime /administrative allowance - Kshs 3,000,000 On 16th October 2025, the board approved a Kshs 25,000,000 staff trip to Dubai. You can guess where the money was to come from.

@DidmusWaBarasa @_KithureKindiki you killed another human being. God says, DO NOT KILL! uta ambia watu nini?

Even if impeached tribal chief Rigathi Gachagua cuts short his cushy London escapade and storms Olkalau spewing toxic ethnic supremacy and primitive tribalism, Deputy President Professor @_KithureKindiki will still deliver a glorious, crushing field day, burying the bankrupt politics of hatred and retrogressive division under merit-based, unifying leadership. Meanwhile #KirinyagaNiTutam Statehouse Kazi

@MusaliaMudavadi CONGRATULATIONS Omwami. Naona loose change ya GOLDENBERG ina wangarisha kama OMO. Ambia kijana aanze kutumia Ozempic ama hata yeye ata NGATULIWA na OneTerm na team MAFISI!

Today, my heart is overflowing with gratitude and joy as I witnessed my son, Michael Lulu Mudavadi, unite in marriage with Ann Nixxie Nyaguthii Miitii. As a father, few moments compare to seeing your child step into a new season of life grounded in love, maturity, commitment, and purpose. This day was not only a celebration of two remarkable souls becoming one, but also the beautiful coming together of two families connected by love, respect, faith, and shared values. Michael and Ann, as you begin this journey together, I pray that your marriage will always be anchored in faith, strengthened by patience, guided by wisdom, and filled with lasting happiness. May your home be built on peace, laughter, understanding, loyalty, and unconditional love through every season of life. Mama Tessie and I, together with our entire family, sincerely thank our friends, distinguished guests, and all those who joined us to celebrate this special occasion. Your presence, warm wishes, prayers, and fellowship made the day even more meaningful and unforgettable. To Michael and Ann, may this mark the beginning of a beautiful lifetime together, hand in hand, heart to heart. Congratulations once again, and may God richly bless your union.

@NostalgicHubb The father is Nameds

Can anyone crack this code? What was the fathers name?

@citizentvkenya @KoinangeJeff you bring this drunkard in your show. Kule kunde umee nywele tena.

Moses Kuria: If elections were held today, William Ruto would win, based on my numbers, without blinking an eye lid #JKLive

@EliudOwalo are you a MOLE?

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@HonAdenDuale @johnnjenga You are paying your COMPANY 600M every month. Make the list of all hospitals you are reimbursing public.

Rigathi Gachagua claims teachers, in the new medical cover, are limited to KSh 1,200 daily. That is misleading. The reality is that the Mwalimu Cover under this administration is one of the most comprehensive health schemes in the public sector. Teachers now enjoy inpatient cover ranging from KSh 1 million to KSh 3 million, outpatient cover of up to KSh 450,000 and access to over 6,000 health facilities nationwide; services easily accessible through the Afyangu app. What has changed is not the benefit, but the discipline in how public funds are used.

@ledamalekina @johnnjenga Wewe una badilika kama SURUALI ya MILAYA? Ume kuwa mtu BLADFWAKIN sana! Wapi AIRPORT ya NAROK?

So YES… YES… I was in that crowd making noise about fuel prices. Then the facts came out AND unlike some people, I adjusted. That’s what thinking adults do. Fuel prices go up and suddenly it’s outrage season again. But here’s the reality: progress isn’t free. You either pay for it, or keep whining from the sidelines while others move forward. Then Maraga and Riggy G jump in, shouting that the president is “profiting.” Profiting from what exactly? @WilliamsRuto doesn’t set Platts prices. He doesn’t control global shipping costs outside the G2G framework. So what are we dealing with here FACTS or fiction? If there’s profit, show the receipts. If not, stop recycling cheap political slogans. And spare us the selective amnesia. THOSE same TAXES are building the roads you proudly drive on to your gated homes. Or is the plan to scrap them and go back to potholes, gridlock, and endless excuses?

@hon_wamuchomba Kumbe uli kuwa mtu wa MUTUTHO! Jee BERET nani ali ku show hiyo stlo?

The indicators are already out.lessons from Mbeere North By -Elections ………. Mt. Kenya can hype you today and drop you tomorrow. Wamunyoro, and every other “popular” politician should read the signs carefully.The speed at which goal posts are changing when interests shift tells you everything. It hasn’t even been 7 days, the same Mau Mau elders who were loudly opposing, are now finding their way to the DP’s residence after publicly cursing @William Ruto and I. On Sunday, the Wakurinu made their own statement flooding State House and quietly stepping away from the Wamunyoro camp in Murang’a. In Meru, AIPCA shifted tone just weeks after the pulpit was used to attack government. The writing is on the wall.When the moment comes, Mt. Kenya will not follow noise, it will follow interests.Those who understand this won’t be shocked when the mountain makes its final call irrespective of the emotional bashing being done . And we are here to witness . President Ruto will garner over 4 Million votes from Murima . The more they demonise HIM the more the sympathy.

@KindikiKithure ako na feeling kama kamama. Ndio maana sauti ni soprano. Sasa ana lia wana taka kiti ya DUPUTI. Oya @WilliamsRuto wacha boys anyonye MATITI ya @MamaRachelRuto atulie!

@EstherPassaris Uki kaa chini si uta paka viti mavi?

Thank God my kikuyu mum married a Greek🤪 failure to which I would have been in trousers not minis🤪

@HonMoses_Kuria What about Musando? Why did you kill him?

Dear Nairobi residents and business people from Mt Kenya region. I am not a fan of Johnson Sakaja. I believe Nairobi deserves a better CEO. However for Rigathi Gachagua to lie to you that only your businesses are affected by the market demolitions is totally misleading. Even if we are the best business people on earth we need the other communities if only as customers. By the time Rigathi Gachagua is done with you, the damage he will have inflicted on our long term social, economic and political interests will be devastating, irreparable and even life threatening. Mine is to keep reminding you of this sad fact. History will vindicate me. May be not in 2027. But IMMEDIATELY AFTER

@KoinangeJeff Sakaja does not understand Governance. You CAN NOT expect mass of people to do the right thing willingly, that is why Governments have INSTRUMENTS OF POWER. Ask @SakajaJohnson if he knows what ENFORCEMENT means. Like the PEDESTRIAN way of thought, SAKAJA is excellent at explaining the problem, the JOB needs someone who can implement solutions. The y must be BRAVE. Huyu hawess!

Governor Johnson Sakaja: I met President Kagame, and he said that for a city like yours, people who have not gone through what you have gone through, it will be very difficult. He used to take his kids to school, and he would stop where he saw trash and collects. People started feeling guilty. He told me personally. When we say let’s make Nairobi work, it’s not let Sakaja make Nairobi work; it’s let all of us do our part. Of course, the county must take a lead on it #CitizenSundayLive

@IsraelinKenya Ohh, we stand with Israel. Can you share how many missiles Israel has fired? I want to check something quickly.

Since the joint U.S.-Israel operation against the tyrannical Iranian regime started on 28th February, over 270 ballistic missiles have been fired from Iran towards Israeli civilian populations. Twelve people have been murdered and over 235 others injured. Damage and destruction across several sites. The Iranian regime is a threat not just to Israel, or the Middle East, but to the entire world. cc: @StandWithUs

@pksalasya Wewe kama ni Atatollah, wewe ni Ayatollah Kumbaff! Uliza Sifuna

Ayatollah salasya.

Tell it all @Paul_Muite! I hope you find the energy to speak and mentor young men like @CKirubi did. When I worked at Lillian Towers (Nairobi Safari Club). I used to see you walk in and have a meal. I hoped to one day be like you! We need your voice heard LOUDLY, especially now, when we are witnessing a backward, retrogressive government.

@JamesAlanOLOO I hear you. The challenge is what to tell and what to hold back, extreme sensitivity;inclined to telling it all.

Hongera CJ Koome. CS. @Paul_Muite: I see you in the photo. I hope your autobiography is in the works.

@pksalasya You are a fool!

Apart from calling salasya a fool on a national tv for him his oversight role defeated him until the Nairobi county have been auctioned by national gvt because he was in bed with Governor sharing the loot . Sifuna anabamba mafala wacha nizidi kufanyia mumias east kazi 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

@Safaricom_Care I just sent it

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@Safaricom_Care today is the last day to apply for the KPC IPO. ZIIDI Trader hasn’t worked for me despite having a using ZIIDI Investment. I can’t miss out on this IPO bwana. Can you help?