Kendra ben-Aaron

@the_tidalzone Better question: how tf does Mr. Lawrence still have a voice after 27 years of this shit?

Why the hell did he do that

@hylansdank @Forte4r This

@Forte4r I thought it was somebody without ADHD getting a prescription for adderall

The movie “Limitless” is basically about somebody with ADHD getting a prescription for 30mg Adderall XR, right?

@akhnamnn @Coz_Player @72Absolute @MikeBaggz I fear that in this case, no amount of work ethic will compensate for sheer lack of talent.

@Coz_Player @72Absolute @MikeBaggz Your film edits are abysmal dog shit. Work harder.

I though this was a joke when I seen it 🫪

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

Ok, so I learned that these are called phonesthemes :)

“I’m a good person!” Meanwhile, the behavior of the individual in question makes the people closest to them absolutely sick.

Going to start commenting “not all men” when someone says “Men are providers and protectors.”

@ybglychee I would be SICK omg. Pure evil to all involved.

2023 summer situationship just named his daughter after me

I didn’t care the last three times, and I don’t care now.

@TheOldDesigner @GayBearRes So he owes them because they chose, for selfish reasons, to become parents? Lol ok.

@GayBearRes What did they give up to raise you?

My Boomer parents retired to Florida about 10 years ago. Sure enough my parents’ health is declining. Instead of moving back to the house they never sold, their solution is that I uproot my wife and kids and move to Florida. Why are they like this? 1/2

And this is how I figure out that I was mildly allergic to Cumberland Farms’s Chillzones that I used to get with my friends in high school 🫠

@mskmalibu Nah that’s BPD lmao

Avoidant women can write u a love letter and block u in the same week 😭

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.

@John69789818452 @Marionemmie @joechri45057359 @Zoya_ki_batein You first, faggot

@Marionemmie @joechri45057359 @Zoya_ki_batein get therapy nigger

This newborn baby was found in a dumpster in Houston, Texas. "The child appeared to be fresh out of the womb, with his hair wet, his skin pruned and his umbilical cord still attached." Thankfully, he survived

@Galax_Gana Nobody is coming to save you. Not your friends, not your partner, not “one day.” The life you want is sitting on the other side of discipline, consistency, and uncomfortable decisions.

y'all ever think about how your pets are just running around the house butt ass naked

And suddenly

On the tube