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@HawleyMO Then fuckin do something about it

Joe Biden’s DOJ not only tapped my phone; I just learned they ILLEGALLY obtained my texts with members of President Trump’s administration. Everyone involved needs to be PROSECUTED

@GOP_is_Gutless I guess I don’t understand…Are these women saying, basically, because a few people may be mildly inconvenienced, we shouldn’t have secure elections? We want the SAVE Act, fuckers

🚨 CNN continues hiring the dumbest people in America They parrot the same scripted talking points and spew false info on repeat… but when pressed with basic questions, of how, why, where or when, they fold like Kmart lawn chairs with zero answers. Worthless Clown network. #CNN #FakeNews

@ShawnRyan762 Yes, shit. That’s the problem

No shit.....

@Rob81889950 It amazing how some people think the word “racist,” is some sort of incantation that will triumphantly end any argument. We gave that word way too much power. Thank God that’s over.

Here’s what’s actually happening

@miles_commodore It may have been meant to be an insult, but wasn’t received as one

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.

@SaraTftb1 I mean, I agree with everything he said

This was best roast from a gay man I have ever seen on Big Brother blast from the past. He got in her ass and left her on mute 😐 Ragan: “You suck at being Gay” Gay Guy: “Hold my beer” 2 snaps🫰🏻🫰🏻 🤣🤣🤣

@SStricklandMMA Brother, you can afford it, and I promise you’ll like it. Order some Grade 000 Beluga from Marky’s Caviar

Another thing the whites love Caviar.... Nothing is good about fish eggs.

@mazemoore Too many people don’t hate these people enough

They opened the border, left it open, spent three years lying to the American people about the border being secure, and then before the election tried to blame a guy who had been out of office for years for the border being open. Pretty sick stuff.

@linadreaamy 98? 3+3=6, 3x6=18 4+4=8, 4x8=32 7 +7=14, 7x14=98

bunu çözersen, IQ seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. Peki sen zekana güveniyor musun? çözebilir misin?

@tuuu28283 Looks AMAZING! If those pictured, which dish is your favorite?

My American brothers and sisters, 🇺🇸❤️ Since it was festival day today, my family went all out for dinner at my parents’ house! 🎉🍣🍖

@Juezcentral Haaland is rad, and we’ve all fallen in love with the dude, but this is fucking awful.

Cuando tenía 16 años, Erling Haaland compuso un rap con sus amigos en un grupo que tenían, llamado Flow Kingz. Pues el DJ noruego Kygo acaba de sacar el remix del rap de Haaland y ya es número 1 en el Top 50 Spotify de Noruega. Es la canción del año.

@ShamashAran Sounds like a dude noticed you, saw the book in your hands, and approached you with a conversational line, and here you are shitting on him. You’re the problem

Can we PLEASE normalize men approaching women again? Like... where are all the confident, respectful, emotionally mature men? Why doesn't anybody just come talk to me anymore? Not like the creep at the bookstore yesterday, obviously. He walked over while I was looking at a book and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice you're reading one of my favorite authors." First of all, why was he WATCHING me? Second? How long had he been watching me before he decided to speak? CREEPY! Third? How did he know what book I was holding? Ladies, always be aware of your surroundings. And then there was the guy at the grocery store who handed me a piece of paper with his phone number. Excuse me? So you're just walking around with your phone number already written down? Looking for victims? That's not suspicious at all. Then he just left. So now I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. He could be ANYWHERE, totally hiding waiting to murder me because I didn't immediately add his number to my phone. Totally normal behavior. Last week a guy held the door open for me. Why? What was his endgame? Trapping me inside the building so he could steal my kidneys to organ thieves? No thanks! Another smiled at me while I was walking my dog. My dog. So now he knows I have a dog. Fantastic. Honestly, dating is impossible. Men never approach women anymore.

@tuuu28283 You’re kickin’ ass, bro! You’ll be hosting an English language podcast in no time!

My American brothers and sisters🇺🇸 Sorry I’m late!! The video is finally ready! 😎 Go check it out and let me know what you think! 🎥🔥

@StraightFlorida Channelside is awful; Hyde Park is where it’s at

Holy Hipsters, Homosexuals & Scooters — Tampa, What The Hell Happened? 🤯 I just went back to Channelside for the first time in over 10 years. Last time I was there, it was peak Florida — Hooters upstairs, gorgeous girls everywhere, dudes actually flirting with women, live Jimmy Buffett style music, pure alpha energy. I pulled up tonight and thought I accidentally drove into the wrong city. It looked like someone opened the gates of St. Pete Pride and let the whole bag of Skittles loose. I saw more rainbow transformers, and homosexuals in one block than you'd see at a Taylor Swift concert in Seattle. There were hipsters on scooters weaving through crowds of dudes in fishnets like it was a damn progressive obstacle course. I lasted about 12 minutes. Grabbed one beer, took some pictures, and got the hell out before I caught the gay. On the bright side, I did swing by the Marriott… and they took the transgender flag down. So thank you to everyone who made those phone calls — that actually worked. But Tampa… what the hell have y'all done to Channelside? I left a heterosexual paradise and came back to the Village People's wet dream. I'm disappointed, disgusted, and slightly traumatized. 🤮 Enjoy the video below...

@kcos108 @omgitswicks Thanks!

@kenneth_mucha @omgitswicks Below

Yall go vote for Florida Highway Patrol for the 4 peat #florida #fhp #floridian #4peat

Meet Shannon Desherow, Assistant General Counsel for the State of Oklahoma. She went on an unhinged meltdown, appearing to threaten ICE and saying she will NOT comply. "I'm gonna make it an ICE agent's problem. I don't have to f*cking comply with ICE... we have to make their lives f*cking miserable." This woman gets paid with our tax dollars. She needs to be fired immediately @okla_oag

@Azariel91 Actual toxic masculinity

Too many people act entitled and wild with zero self-control. Hold them accountable

Sick fuck

@SuzieD755164 @missmongrel25 Isn’t it rad how these scumbags claim asylum, but then vacation in the countries the supposedly fled?