Kevin McCarthy

Everyone knows gaslighting but have you ever tried ghostlighting? The next time you get caught cheating just swear by the fact that it was a 19th century Victorian era forlorned spirit that only haunts you on business trips.

@ESPN_Schick @AndyBock70 Don’t worry, Illinois! Michigan has your back! We will beat them for you because you couldn’t

What’s worse than being eliminated by UConn? Being serenaded by their fans as you descend down the escalator. (Video from @AndyBock70)

@FitzManMSU Win a final four game? Not be a loser like you?

This is what a serial tamper-er would do

@closenberger @GoodmanHoops @KevoPosts “Successful Investor”

@GoodmanHoops @KevoPosts Glad he’s not fully focused on the game with Arizona.

Dusty May here courtside scouting the first half of this game. Haven’t seen too many head coaches in the second semifinal do this.

@AZWldctFan @GoodmanHoops How did it work out?

@GoodmanHoops Bad optics there with Dusty. Have to think Tommy lets his team know that Michigan is already looking past them.

@internetraj Important to keep in mind that Raj never misses

An anonymous LinkedIn member has viewed your profile

@Matt_Reynoldson Any update?

This picture is gonna do absolute numbers when Michigan’s boarding the plane in a few hours.

@Matt_Reynoldson Huge loser energy

Sad state of affairs: the team about to win the national championship is just the best batch of transfers money can buy. Not much integrity in that.

@KATYSaccitizen This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read in my entire life

California Gov. Gavin Newsom’s gas prices.

@SenSchumer Time to resign and time for anyone working in your office to find a new line of work

Today, the Senate will vote on legislation that will make an important DC funding fix. This legislation will make sure that we take care of the residents of the district—it will support law enforcement and firefighters and teachers and basic city services. This legislation is very good news for the residents of the District of Columbia, and I am happy we are passing this bill today. Once the Senate acts, the House must act quickly.

@WhiteHouse @VP 13-10… can’t beat Michigan. 0-4 loser

“Have you said thank you once?” –@VP JD Vance

@Wilson__Valdez To be fair, Hakeem Jeffries doesn’t protest the nazis very much either

"Nazis are taking over our government" *does not protest the Nazis (ever)*

That feeling when you are the vp but also an aspiring jockey

After that goal, Connor McDavid is never going to have to pay for healthcare in Canada ever again

@chrisoIIey At the very least, negotiate up to 30,000 sky miles

@ohiotate @OhioStateHoops @JakeDiebler Just like football

Was torn about going to the @OhioStateHoops game on Sunday but after hearing @JakeDiebler say we’re not minimizing the rivalry and seeing Bruce’s quote that “we’ll need security there” for Benedict Arnold’s return….how could I not? See you soon, Columbus.

Canadians throwing punches knowing very well how bad our healthcare system is… just rubbing it in at this point

@nicksortor You’re a huge bitch. Go cry snowflake

🚨 #BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren just ASSAULTED me on camera for asking her WHY she’s so against DOGE & transparency Or maybe it was because I asked Pocahontas how she amassed a net worth of over $12 MILLION on a $200K government salary Either way, it’s clear these clowns are NOT able to answer questions. They’re only capable of spewing talking points fed to them by their handlers/lobbyist. HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE! We’re the media now.

@elonmusk What the fuck are you talking about?

Oh look, an “insurrection”!!! The radical left put a lot of innocent people in prison for exactly this behavior.

@FOXSports what the hell happened to the Michigan vs Rutgers basketball game in the LA area? It switched to gymnastics with no explanation and the game was in the final two minutes?

@CollinRugg Which one is Elon?

NEW: Cruise line staff dresses up for a Christmas costume party, cruise line insists they were dressed up as “upside-down snow cones.” Travelers on a P&O Cruises Australia ship were horrified to see staff walking around with white hoods on. Communications director Lynne Scrivens now claims the staff was simply dressing up and didn’t have a lot of materials for “fancy dress.” “They’ve got to make do with what they’ve got. And they were wearing their cleaning uniforms, and they’ve put something on their head that looks like a snow cone – an upside-down snow cone.” Lmao.