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@XaviercMiller @AdonisTheBlack They hide the fact that they available rich men to golddiggers are a quarter century older, nobody you would want to post & probably just buying it outright.

This is why I laugh whenever I see ppl online talking like successful men are just endlessly available. In reality, most high earning men are married, in long term relationships or extremely locked in on building. The idea that there’s this massive pool of elite single men just waiting around is internet fantasy.

@SongsInCWC Did he say he would do shows at 2 also? He thinks he will have less trolls in the morning.

A lot of people seem confused about Jer's decision to shift his show to 9am; it doesn't seem like a good timeslot for anything. But I think people are missing something: there's a logic to it, if you view it through the lens of addiction. If Jer wakes up at 8:30am and there's a one hour show at 2pm, he has to stay relatively sober for 6.5 hours. If Jer wakes up at 8:30am and there's a one hour show at 9am, he has to stay relatively sober for 1.5 hours. To someone who isn't an addict, that difference seems insignificant. To an addict, it's huge.

@superhys @alineaanalytics Better to wait until it’s on Plus

Saros has sold 300K+ in its first two weeks, generating over $22M (@alineaanalytics estimates). Almost a third of those copies came during the early-access period, which suggests that Housemarque superfans (including myself!) are propping this one up. We have a big deep dive with a lot more Saros data on our free Substack (playtime, audience overlap etc.) Link's on my profile. Players who consistently show up for PlayStation’s other first-party games at launch – or shortly after – make up a significant share of Saros’ early players: - 56% of Saros‘ players previously played Ghost of Yotei (released in October 2025). - 37% played Death Stranding 2 (released last June). - 11% played God of War: Ghost of Sparta (a February 2026 shadow-drop). - And 8% played Marathon (early March). Launch-aligned, our estimates show that Saros is actually selling a little slower than Returnal, despite there being only about 8M PS5s in the wild when Returnal launched vs the 93M+ install base Saros launched into. On first look, that seems rough. But there’s a bit more to it. When Returnal hit in April 2021, less than six months after the PS5 launch. Those early PS5 adopters (the ones who inherently buy a lot of new games at full price) were dying for something to play. Returnal was the first big first-party PlayStation release since launch, and it made amazing use of the unique DualSense haptics and spatial audio. Many core PS5 players flocked to it almost by default. It’s a different story for Saros. It’s launched not too long after Crimson Desert, Resident Evil Requiem, Hades 2 on PS5, Pragmata, and a whole bunch of rad 2026 games. This is a more niche PlayStation Studios game. It was never going to do numbers like God of War or Ghost of Yotei. Of course, Saros is also competing with the whole cumulative backlog of PlayStation releases that have built up across the cycle. The PS5 install base is over 11x bigger than it was at Returnal’s launch, but the share of that audience actively shopping for a new niche first-party title is structurally smaller. It really is a shame, as Saros is a fantastic game and frankly deserves better numbers than this. But 3D bullet-hell-type games, especially those with a $70+ price tag, are a tough sell in today’s market. Particularly without a big IP behind it, or a studio that’s recognised outside of the PlayStation hardcore. But there’s plenty to love about Saros. I’m loving it, and so are many others. It’s also already sold more copies than Marathon on PS5, so there’s that. This slow start suggests it will struggle to break even, given the reported $76M development budget. But at the same time, exclusives sell consoles, and then inertia from previous generations does the rest, and the real PlayStation money is made on third-party launches and legacy third-party live services. Plenty of core PlayStation players have picked up Saros, which is the underlying job an exclusive is meant to do. Sony will inevitably find new revenue and players via PlayStation Store discounts and its eventual PS Plus inclusion. But if revenue is the priority on this one for Sony, this fantastic game has sadly had a lukewarm start, as per our estimates. The broader point Saros’ launch underlines is one I’ve been making for a while. The PlayStation hardcore is an extraordinarily valuable audience, but it’s a finite one, and Sony’s first-party release cadence is increasingly bumping up against the limits of that audience’s wallet share. The elephant in the room is that Sony recently closed Bluepoint. Now that Housemarque has presumably closed the book on Saros, I sincerely hope PlayStation keeps them on the books. Like Bluepoint, Housemarque are some incredibly talented folks. More on the free Subsack.

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have the whole outside. Imagine fumbling unlimited outdoor space just to die in a bathroom.

@YellowFlashGuy We gotta start covering her and dying her hair a natural color with AI

Amazing content from your conservative Christian modest woman! Nothing like hearing a Bible verse from a woman exposing almost her entire upper body! Truly, a woman of God!

@DestinyTheGame End Marathon, start Destiny 3 or

Don't leave rewards on the table this week. Your first Bonus Focus in Portal activities each day provides an additional drop.

@kinocasinoclips A simping salary isn’t a required expense. His real nut it mortgage, utilities, food ($$$$) not useless co-hosts

Camelot confirms that a secret insider who knows The Quartering personally claims he’s on the verge of bankruptcy and only makes $3,000 a month from YouTube, despite having over $20,000 a month in overhead expenses.

@ExoGhost Turns out ppl like games with multiple modes

Destiny 2 has more players than Marathon

@MemeCopium I missed my 🍊 when he skipped 9. Now it’s during my lunch break.

The Quartering, 2hrs late (hungover on Tuesday) spent 35 minutes saying "what do you think?" "ya know?" "its funny and weird guys?" Is this the content? What does he provide apart from being an inferior text to speech? I hate AI, but at least AI can read the words on an article its stealing! Give a F*CKin opinion instead of asking GROK IS THIS TRUE?!

@TheDunkCentral @TheAthletic As much as I don’t think he is good, and athletic Center former top pick is worth 10 mil+

Deandre Ayton could opt out to look for a bigger payday, per @TheAthletic “Ayton, who certainly played to his $8.1 million contract this season, had a strong first-round series against Houston All-Star Alperen Şengün. He could opt out to try to find a bigger payday with the Lakers or elsewhere.” (Via hoopshype.com/story/sports/n…)

@Toxtricity_S @PaulTassi No, they commonly praise Crimson Desert & other games. I post about sports and tons of other stuff. The Marathon defense force has profiles where every post is about that trash game.

@kingcobra23 @PaulTassi And people hating on the game don't have accounts dedicated to hating on marathon?

I muted like eight people and my replies about Marathon stuff on here got 80% better

@PolishTamales They are keeping the game going out of spite for Destiny fans at this point. It’s Joever.

Marathon: Day 68 Marathon hit another all-time low of just 11,798 concurrent players on Monday evening, down from 13,969 the previous week. Players are optimistic that Bungie will fix the exploits in today's maintenance. Some are still dismissive. Will Bungie fix their game?

@DanParente @SmashJT If they can’t fund it or do it then it’s Bungie is already dead to me. They have milked wallets too long to not give ppl a complete, new AAA game with a story & multiple game modes.

@kingcobra23 @SmashJT Destiny 3 hasn’t even started development. remember it was cancelled a few years back. Bungie could just get shuttered.

Bungie's Marathon is doing so bad that not even the haters are posting about these numbers anymore lmfao

@TheDunkCentral @TheAthletic Doesn’t want a player that erases his biggest liabilities?

Luka Dončić reportedly does NOT want the Lakers to trade Austin Reaves for Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @TheAthletic “Multiple league sources said that belief was best illustrated when Doncic told people within the organization that he wouldn’t want Reaves included in any potential trade packages for Milwaukee’s Giannis Antetokounmpo. Doncic, those sources say, would strongly prefer a team construction that includes him and Reaves alongside whatever star the Lakers could acquire.” (Via nytimes.com/athletic/72720…)

Never played League of Legends, why is this game being suggested here?

AJ freed us from Jake Paul Boxing matches

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

yep I’ve noticed lately •Uber there and back: $35 •Shared chicken tenders+fries: $13 •17 tequila sodas: $204 how am I supposed to start a family like this?