crowmorbid

Axl fucking Rose now lapping Thom "Hail to the Thief" Yorke

@Glinner @PotatoMcWhiskey lmao imagine going from famous entertainment writer to third rate reply guy on elon dot com

@PotatoMcWhiskey By transgender you mean transvestite, right?

Bro outed himself as a speedrunning tourist because he doesn't know speedrunning has been basically fueled by autistic and transgender people since the beginning

@jesterissending You’re going to recognize a lot of the OST as well since they used PoE during the first two campaigns as background music.

man i love twitter. asked for dnd console games and got one that has the cr cast in it AND you can romance characters AND there’s a dlc to play as vox machina characters and add the others in via hirelings

@mark_elevate @ASMRxist @ByYourLogic Okay. We have determined you are here illegally. ICE is coming. You do not get to argue with this post, we’ve determined you’re not American so you don’t get that right. See ya!

@ASMRxist @ByYourLogic The process that is due is very simple. I know you're deliberately trying to be obtuse, but you don't have to go to court and have a trial and attorneys paid for by my tax dollars to determine someone isn't here legally.

We’re beheading you for killing that Girl Scout troop. You “didn’t do it?” You want a TRIAL where you prove this didn’t happen? OK jagoff, we’ll give you the same due process as you gave those kids!

@OldRowSwig idk when I went there in 2012 it was already the commercialized part that wasn't worth going outside of SXSW

It’s crazy how 6th street went from one of the coolest bar districts in the country to one of the worst in the span of 15 years. There should be a Netflix documentary on its downfall.

@Olivia_Reingold “I do not have empathy for the lived experiences of other people. I cannot believe these other people do not tolerate my support of an apartheid regime and coddle me. I deserve my special sadness, they are making up theirs!”

Most newsrooms I've worked in have been obsessed with mental health. Once, my editor offered us January 6th off to process the “trauma” of the Capitol riot—even though we were all working from home in our pajamas. The New York Times nearly revolted over an op-ed in 2020 that some claimed could literally kill them. Most journalism conferences I’ve been to have had sessions on “work-life balance.” The listservs I used to belong to were full of messages about demanding bosses or chronic migraines. It’s an obsession. And yet—not a single journalist outside my Free Press bubble has checked in since October 7. Now that peace is on the horizon, I took a moment to reflect last night—and realized that, yes, there’s been a certain level of trauma to covering these past two years. Imagine men in your face, spitting with rage, calling you a “baby killer.” Imagine infiltrating spaces where people call for your eradication. Imagine coordinated cyber-harassment campaigns inundating you with thousands of hate comments for days. None of my journalism professors reached out. At Columbia Journalism School, they spoke a big game about always being there for us—about how we could join groups that would help protect us and defend our work. Those same institutions were instead wielded against reporters like me. A few reporters I completed Report for America with have become my biggest harassers. Just yesterday, an NPR host I once interned for sent me a message intended to break my spirit. I caught a former friend from Columbia—a girl who comes from media royalty—liking negative tweets about me. "Dude, is this why you haven't been responding to my texts asking to hang out?" I immediately texted her. I could go on. The point is that October 7 changed the world—and my own understanding of my profession. Journalists are supposed to have tough skin. When chaos breaks out, we’re meant to run toward the fire, not away from it. You don’t have to like my work. But that’s how I see my work over these past two years: documenting the burning building, the bitterness that's consuming American politics, and the ideologues rebranding violence as progressive necessity. The good news is: I’m OK. Of course I am. Sure, it’s derailed a couple of my days. It’s true I thought there was a 50–50 chance I was going to die in one instance. But it hasn’t gotten me down. In fact, it’s only toughened my skin for what’s next—because if there’s one thing the past 24 hours have shown, it’s that this won’t end even if peace comes. And with G-d’s help, I hope it does. So it’s mutual. I don’t need the committees to protect the so-and-so’s or the friends at the fancy papers. I have a mission—and that’s to tell the truth, wherever it may lead.

@michaeljhout @hasanthehun And the largest Chinese population. And Jamaican. Your point?

@hasanthehun Which city has the largest Jewish population outside of Israel?

holy shit its all hamas hamas hamas so far, dude is running for mayor of new york, not tel aviv

@stacycay @baasywassy @EmmaVigeland @backupsounds These are the moderates the Dems are trying to coddle to at your expense, by the way.

@baasywassy @EmmaVigeland @backupsounds Yes I’m aware these people exist. But so far they haven’t been winning with democrats. So I’m gonna support dem politicians until they start listening to these people

2024: Democrats throw trans people and immigrants under the bus and lose to a fascist 2025: Ezra Klein wants to abandon women in red states and run anti-choice Democrats 2026: Which vulnerable group will be cynically deserted to avoid a conversation about taxing billionaires?

@theMichaelMayo @HugS86 Oh shit. I heard “What’s My Name” years ago, loved it, and wondered why I hadn’t heard more from you. No idea you are a melee player. This slaps. You rock.

Hi SSBM Players, I am a fellow SSBM player. I play Peach. I am also a singer. And today something huge happened. My very own Tiny Desk just dropped. I would now like to share it with you. Enjoy, gamers 🍑 youtu.be/QeT_xGZUiOo?si…

lol did silksong crash the internet?

well... sort of available

@EBluemountain1 @academic_la Israel killed more Palestinians in the first week after October 7th than Hamas has killed Israelis in its entire existence.

Come to Israel where we have buried over 2000 victims of Hamas terror. Where we still have 50 hostages in Gaza. Where we have had tens of thousands of missile launched at us. Ask Roni who had her fourth birthday today and has spent half her life waiting for her dad Omri to come home. If you care about Gaza ask your new found friends in Hamas and PIJ to release the hostages and the war would end. Aprikoros

Jewish friend here. We are fine. We sit in our houses, with our family, eating every meal and in many cases whining endlessly about minor cases of antisemitism. We are privileged and happy: you know who isn’t ok? The people of Gaza who are burying their family, lost their homes and are starving to death.

@SenGillibrand I cannot wait to vote you out off office.

You deserve a senator that works for you, not their billionaire buddies.

This is an incredibly niche clashing of worlds and I feel like it's tuned directly into me and I fucking love it.

Why is this controversial?

Trailer 3

@AManTweets01 @ryangrim As long as they are fine not having access to public roads or education. No picking and choosing.

@ryangrim Every citizen should have the option to opt out and keep their own money to invest it

When did the idea of a pension become a foreign concept?

It turns out the price of your coworker getting to say slurs on the job was the federal government. Not a great deal in my opinion