ara!!

call me mommy??

come on dude you can molest me better than THAT :/

me? possessive?????????? haha yeah kinda

Getting her so addicted to you that she gets withdrawal symptoms from not talking to you for a day.

yearning like a fucking loser

Don’t overthink I’m yours

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

wearing a shock collar at a party and everytime i decline a drink i get shocked until im on the floor

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

fuk outta here with your bargain bin ass spellbook man, out here casting some “trisha’s repulsive chuckle” dude we're never making it out of this village

My type

girls will tell you goodnight and then imagine going on cute little dates with you to fall asleep better

what stage of the relationship is it when your girlfriend's 15 year old sister messages you on steam

So my partner put a microchip (NFC/RFID) in my hand. Lol something something pet-play.

It's the first day of May and you mean everything to me

i love u so much iwNna cry

TW: Blood. Caught the Brat-

every bone in my hand misses being intertwined with yours

Just realized that i can't go to an art gallery date with my girl because what if they keep her?🫠