This Day in Human History

@DawnsMission -pick a controversial topic -make a controversial post about said controversial topic -profit? This platform is ass and is just full of rage bait

Spotted a woman inside Trader Joe’s wearing a mask. Stepped outside to load my groceries and there she was, mask on in 100° weather with nobody else around. At this point, it has to be a mental illness, would you agree?

I think NO, because men should respect women.

@Jesii_ca_M One of the most clickbait posts I’ve ever seen on here.

I think NO, because men should respect women.

@elioralux “And then everyone stood up and clapped” ahhh story

A woman at work announced she was filing for divorce. Nobody asked why. One guy immediately laughed and said, "Let me guess... he forgot your anniversary?" She smiled and replied, "No." "He forgot our marriage." The room went quiet. She explained that he never cheated. Never hit her. Never even yelled. He just slowly stopped participating. She made every appointment. Remembered every birthday. Planned every holiday. Handled the bills. Scheduled the repairs. Bought gifts for his family. Packed the kids' lunches. Booked their vacations. When something went wrong, everyone called her. One day she realized she wasn't married. She was managing an adult. Then she said something I haven't forgotten: "I didn't leave because he did one terrible thing." "I left because he made me do a thousand small things alone." Half the office nodded. The other half looked confused. And honestly... I think that's why so many divorces surprise the person who wasn't paying attention.

@FormerRedbirds Grant Holmes could take down a foot long without ever taking a bite

We’re staring at what could be the single most disastrous Tuesday in June of our entire lifetime.

@nut_history Might as well just make it 1 big league now

Which one do you prefer? Like for American League Retweet for National League

@FastChase @MurrayHillGuy1 So 95% of the posts on this platform?

@MurrayHillGuy1 You forgot 10. Copying content which has already been endlessly ripped off by other creators and recycling it to make terrible posts on X.

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 23 year old 2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it 3. Double down on drinking 4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs) 7. Get divorced 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

@compliantvc Please stay in Europe

It will be over 40 degrees (104 degrees Fahrenheit) in the American city of Tucson, Arizona today Dozens of people like likely melt Yet American media is dead silent on this Instead, they obsess over the heat wave in Europe Worry about your own warming climate, Americans

@shegone03 People really don’t realize 1/2 of the game is defense. If you save a run, that’s as good as an RBI. That’s why they’ve always said pitching and defense wins you championships

JJ Wetherholt looks like a great young player and I hope he has a great career! But…are we finally in agreement that (WAR) is a useless stat? He’s only (1,830) hits and (262) HR’s behind Dante Bichette yet he’s only (2.1) WAR behind Dante who everyone remembers as a damn good hitter! At some point COMMON SENSE will kick in right? #shegone @notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @billdubs @iamrags @artofhitting @hittingguru7 @slider_sinker @SliderDom @low_and_outside @TheRealJHair @DMEASrecruiting @VandyonTigers @mikepiazza31 @SalMarinello @RVGDag @AMBS_Kernan @TheKineticArm @WillClark22

@ZerotoDeNiro @arkiewildman73 @DudespostingWs Oh I get it now. So funny.

@kjshmayjay @arkiewildman73 @DudespostingWs The roid rage... dude. I appreciate the long bleeding heartfelt response, but it was literally just a roid rage joke! Hope this helps!

Randy Arozarena stepped out of the box on three straight pitches because he knew the pitcher wasn’t throwing him a strike. The count went to 3-0. Next pitch, he absolutely nuked a home run. One of the most disrespectful at-bats in MLB history.

@ZerotoDeNiro @arkiewildman73 @DudespostingWs Don’t get the obsession with Rocker. He has 3 great years and 2+ bad years and out of the league at 28. He’s just an outspoken racist and a troll, the only reason people remember him and if he didn’t make those remarks nobody would remember him, which is why he said what he said

@arkiewildman73 @DudespostingWs John Rocker would've charged the plate without throwing a pitch... some people just built different.

@MahikRani50377 This didn’t happen

My husband and I went out for dinner last night, and something happened that honestly left me confused. Our bill came to $70, and we left $20 on the table as a tip. In my mind, that felt reasonable. It was not meant to be disrespectful, and we were not trying to make any kind of statement. We simply paid the bill and left what we thought was a fair tip. But the waiter refused to take it and told us that if we were not willing to tip at least $35, then we should not be dining out. I was surprised, because $20 on a $70 bill is still a real amount of money. Maybe it is not what some people expect now, but it also does not feel like nothing. I understand that servers work hard. I know tips matter, and I respect the people who do that job. But I also think moments like this show how tense tipping culture has become. What used to feel like a thank-you now sometimes feels like a demand. Customers feel pressured, servers feel underpaid, and everyone ends up frustrated with each other instead of questioning the system that created the problem. So I am genuinely asking: was $20 on a $70 bill really that bad, or have tipping expectations gotten out of hand..., 🤔🤔🤔?

@hotpockerr @HypertrophyHub I like how the question mark is in the middle of the sentience.

Just wear the hat bigot

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@DailyLoud Fatigue World

Women seen twerking at Sea World while her baby is strapped in on her chest

@kgriffinburner6 0/10 rage bait

7 games over with a -2 run differential i can’t fucking wait for this team to go under

@JCorby18 This has to be satire

A big fuck you to the coach who developed you. Another big fuck you to the fanbase who supported you for 3 years. I guess money is more important than the relationships you build along the way.

@iqrafatma1278 I wish that my life was so easy that this was my biggest problem and just HAD to post it on Twitter

I looked outside today and realized my fence is apparently part of my neighbor’s firewood business now. I wish I was exaggerating, but this has slowly turned into one of those neighbor problems where you stare at it every day and feel your patience leaving your body. He gets trees delivered, cuts them up for hours, and then stacks the wood like he is running a lumber yard right behind our property line. The part that really has me annoyed is where he is stacking it. We have a cedar fence, about 40 feet wide and 6 feet tall, and he has piles and piles of wood pushed directly against it. Not beside it. Not near it. Against it. Today he was out there adding even more, like our fence is some kind of free support wall for his woodpile. I keep thinking about the weight, moisture, bugs, damage, leaning, and the fact that if anything happens, it will probably become my problem to fix. And honestly, this guy is already difficult enough that I do not want to go over there and start a conversation. So what do you do when your neighbor is damaging your property without technically being on your side? Would you report it, document it, or just finally say something?

@6ad89c @MemesOficiial I know right? You guys are the perfect society 🙄

@MemesOficiial عشان كذا إلاسلام حرم الخمور ولا فيه احد صاحي يموت ضحك على حركة زي كذا

بصراحة، الشيء اللي صدمني مو اللي صار لها… قد ما صدمني اللي كانوا حولها وما أخذوا الموضوع بجدية.

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