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Amazon being Ajay Devgan

@MohapatraHemant That would be a very creative kind of AI. What if it instead manipulates to redirect the current energy production from humans to itself. Seems more plausible ...given it just predicts the next word.

why did the guitar break up with his girlfriend? she was not tuned.

what's the Salt's favorite genre of music? Rock

@thevirdas Musk Melon fans

Given the volume of anonymous dude bros requesting bikini pics on this platform……Petition to rename Grok to Lonely-fans.

@deepigoyal x.com/i/status/20066…

Zomato and Blinkit delivered at a record pace yesterday, unaffected by calls for strikes that many of us heard over the past few days. Support from local law enforcement helped keep the small number of miscreants in check, enabling 4.5 lakh+ delivery partners across both platforms to deliver more than 75 lakh orders (all-time high) to over 63 lakh customers during the day. This happened without any additional incentives for delivery partners - NYE does see higher incentives than usual days and yesterday was no different than the past NYE days. I am grateful to local authorities across the country and to our teams on the ground for clear enforcement and swift coordination. Most importantly, thank you to our delivery partners who showed up despite intimidation, stood their ground, and chose honest work and progress. One thought for everyone: if a system were fundamentally unfair, it would not consistently attract and retain so many people who choose to work within it. Please don’t get swept up by narratives pushed by vested interests. The gig economy is one of India’s largest organised job creation engines, and its real impact will compound over time, when delivery partners’ children, supported by stable incomes and education, enter the workforce and help transform our country at scale.

@Immortalshiv1 @boochao @bryan_johnson cutie 🌺

@kkspassingtime @boochao @bryan_johnson That’s a very pessimistic way of looking at it. I see it as a way of progress reporting; like companies, researchers (like Dr. Sinclair), people like Bryan are reporting their progress, which can be read by us and implemented in our daily lives.

i'm personally motivated to do things that warrant the respect of those that exist in the year 2500. a read of history shows that the human brain is hardwired with a status quo bias. any deviation from the norm is interpreted as a threat signal. that's why i really don't care what anyone says in 2025. to achieve the respect of people hundreds of years into the future, you need to stretch your mind to unthinkables and zeroth principle thinking. Semmelweis was committed to an asylum in 1847 for suggesting an absurd idea that doctors wash their hands. he's now considered the father of medical hygiene. don't die is the future of existence. even though it's counter intuitive, contrary to all norms today, and makes people uncomfortable, it is inevitable. it's the only intelligent response to intelligent existence in a universe operating on entropy.

@craigzLiszt bugs

i wonder what he's cooking?

@Duderichy mine is coming soon. tips plox

was the worst year of my life

happy new year peeps! 🎊

it's clearly driven by a business agenda. if it were truly a research of such kind, it would have been done in silence until provable results "of no possible death ever" were achieved. they aren't. they can't be. human life is a single point of failure system. one road accident and bye bye to life. and bye bye to don't die.

@bryan_johnson That’s a smart move because all the haters will be dead by 2500 so the only ones alive today that matter are the ones following don’t die

@bryan_johnson there is peace in death. "don't die" implicitly comes from a center of fear. fear of not being permanent. known thousands of years ago, as mentioned in the Patanjali yog sutra, it's a "klesha" (affliction; one that causes harm) - "abhinivesha" - meaning, clinging to life.

@ravihanda Happy new year sirjiii! 🎊🎉 Wishing you, your family and handauncle.com a very prosperous and healthy year ahead!

Na shab-o-roz hi badle hai Na haal achchha hai Kis barahman ne kaha thaa Ki ye saal achchha hai #HappyNewYear

@DavidWolfe which movie?

@shivanshi_v is it just me or does that face look like Samay Raina

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@neembu_paani31 maybe someone stole a year. probably trying to find out who!

i can see so much police here and there because of new year. blr is going to be crazy tonight

@ShaanVP given assumption: the human is not hungry

guts > brains

@Naina_2728 me too. dogs start to chase ...and then i have to run even faster.

I ABSOLUTELY HATE RUNNING

@karthikponna19 by the time it is born, ....still can't get a job. turns out the world moved on using Vibecoding peak betrayal

minimum requirement for getting a job in 2026