Kevin

#NewNFTProfilePic NFT by @doodles. Stoked to finally have an OG Doodle. @poopie @burnttoast @evankeast. Do Doodles still follow Doodles?

@sweatystartup Meanwhile my wife complains that she has to pack for the kids and I don’t do it. I’m going to see if I can get this level of service

Recently met a man whose wife packs his suitcase when he travels. When he gets home she unpacks it. This blew my mind. Began to ask around and this is the majority of my friends. Unreal level of service!

@FinPlan_CPA My dawg, I meet with my cpa in October to estimate the bills and they run through my numbers and come up with strategies to reduce, we have a call to discuss. We do the same in Jan/Feb and look for ways to mitigate by April 15th. I have $100k+ tax bills, as a business owner

Me: “You owe $135K in Federal tax” *pause* Me: “Your K1 income was up $500K from last year” Client: “Ahh yeah I expected to owe. I appreciate you getting us done by 4/15”. 😵

On a Disney cruise with my kids and the amount of adults here without kids is alarming. Why tf would you want to be here without kids unless you’re a retard. Hell even with kids it’s mids. Royal Caribbean, a casino and bar package are way better.

@jamierkennedy @brysondech

Name the 2026 Masters winner..... (I'll reshare the right picks on Sunday night)

@Losers_Limp @kingdom_chiefs8 @AdamSchefter The Benz will have natural grass in by June for World Cup

@kingdom_chiefs8 @AdamSchefter He was picked on for sure - that said, that knee is donzo. Surprised he signed with a team that didn't have natural grass playing field.

Falcons and former Chiefs free-agent offensive tackle Jawaan Taylor reached agreement today on a one-year deal with a base value of $5 million and an additional $1 million in incentives, per his agents Drew Rosenhaus and Robert Bailey.

@PGATSS @_Drewpeach @odysseygolf @CallawayGolf Blade

First Major @odysseygolf Headcover Giveaway 🌺 Here's how to win: ✅ Repost and tell us which one you want: Driver, Blade Putter, or Center-Shafted Mallet ✅ Follow @PGATSS + @odysseygolf That's it!

Blade putter cover please

@PGATSS @TaylorMadeGolf Blade putter cover

FIRST MAJOR GIVEAWAY x @TaylorMadeGolf 🍑 Want to win one of these limited-edition headcovers? Here's how ⬇️ 1⃣ Repost this with which headcover you'd pick - driver (pink), fairway (yellow), hybrid (white), mallet putter or blade putter 2⃣ Follow @PGATSS + @TaylorMadeGolf

SOMEONE BUILT AN AI JOB SEARCH SYSTEM FOR CLAUDE CODE THAT SENT 700+ APPLICATIONS AND ACTUALLY GOT HIM HIRED. NOW IT'S OPEN SOURCE. THE JOB HUNT JUST GOT AUTOMATED.

@tweeth_mitchell Bryson -6

🌺 MASTERS WEEK IS HERE 🌺 Giving this wedge to whoever guesses the winner and their score to par in the comments. If you like it, guess the winner and score and it's yours. If you hate it, guess the winner and score and I'll ship it to someone you hate. Win-win. Good luck!

A.J. for ATL RT for a chance to win this signed jersey from @ajterrell_8!

@PolymarketSport This man’s agent is the 🐐

Kirk Cousins' contract history: $2,572,688.00 - Washington - 4 years $19,953,000.00 - Washington - 1 year $23,943,600.00 - Washington - 1 year $84,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 3 years $66,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 2 years $35,000,000.00 - Minnesota - 1 year $180,000,000.00 - Atlanta - 4 years $172,000,000.00 - Las Vegas - 5 years 1 playoff win.

@coin_pep Things are wild and make no sense, but I immediately changed the water filter 😂

@km404atl Priorities are a funny thing aren't they

My wife sees the “change water filter” light on the fridge and acts like the house is about to explode. Meanwhile, the service engine light and low tire pressure light can stay on in her car for weeks without concern. The fridge gets immediate escalation. The vehicle can wait.

@chutneylife Kind of like my dental insurance and cost of any dental procedure…it’s called inflation

My homeowners insurance keeps going up double digits every year despite having no claims. Sounds like a scam to me.

@patrickjkoenig I love that with golf, every once in a while you get an a hole but usually most people are super friendly

Today I played a $40 golf course as a single and got paired with 3 random golfers. Had a blast. I love doing this and can’t recommend it enough. Ted: Senior Designer on World of Warcraft —-> early retirement. Rob: Drank a large Modelo that wiped him out. Currently getting “screwed over by several contractors.” Neil: Jolly old English lad. 14 months sober.

I am having so much fun playing with the @doodles ai. I have been applying to family photos. Meet my fam

@zkpawky @doodles Here is on of us both

@zkpawky @doodles CFA does a great daddy daughter valentines night

@doodles ai did a pic of my daughter from a valentines date at Chick-fil-A