Koly

@damiluvscrypt sry i aint that tuff

@kolyposts I woulda made it to 42, go up your game koly

My girlfriend asked to do a 69. I said "what's that?" she said "lay down and I'll show you" so she went to squat over my face. As she did she farted and jumped up and said "sorry" and then tried again, she then farted a 2nd time. With that I jumped up an said "I'm off, I'm fucked if I'm hanging around for another 67 of them."

@kolyposts her fart must have smelt nicely 😭

Okay captain obvious it has been renamed to „History“

Dear @elonmusk & @nikitabier Where has the bookmark tab moved on the mobile app? BR Swizzy

@ZenXBTC Can we not go that deep into details please 😭

@kolyposts Lmao bro she farted? on your mouth? wtf did i just read

if you had to pick between the two, which would you go for and why

@Riowgmi lmfao this is gold

someone pls save me mfers have filled my reply section full of bald me and now started posting about it too i hate ai😭

@Carlitoswa_y stay connected

Why can’t ppl on X be normal? Provide value, never ask for a fb and eventually, everybody will follow you. Don’t spam a random post with check dm’s. Appreciate the flowers so this is me helping! 💐

@Haleeeemahh no one gives a fuck about this number bro

I’ve been stuck at 54900+ for more than a week now some days I get 6-8 followers but I lose everything the next day 🥲 can the devs do something ? need 5.5 before the new week

@Amandyk_sx well yea hi gm amandyks

@kolyposts tf it's on my TL bro glad you are back though

@kolyposts Socrates is scared of kolyspeare

@TheFlowHorse find a good one and make some babies

Gentlemen. Weekend reminder. Find a good one and make some babies.

@pepeofweb3 not a shitpost at all !!!!!!

@kolyposts Worse attempt at a shitpost I've seen from you

@hyperNothing_ i wish

@kolyposts enough of the internet for today

@Debasis_Nayak23 @DiscussingFilm they said "ooze sex appeal", not "cringe af"

@DiscussingFilm Jacob Elordi is perfect for this role

Casting director Nina Gold says the next James Bond actor must “ooze sex appeal.” She is also looking for someone “young enough to play him in 3, 4 or more pictures.” (Source: Deadline)

@kolyposts Bottom is in

@jessepollak I like Chinese women

我喜欢Base中文社区

@iam_aesir just koly bro

@kolyposts 😭😭 Jesus koly

@0x_cati shit happens i guess

@kolyposts lmaooo sorry for that ser

@kolyposts because it’s kinda cool

i can’t wait to pay retail prices for a watch everyone is paying resale for today all i have to do is wait a week or two