It’s my lib kids dog

Alright I’m retweeting this because maybe you all didn’t understand that this is a shotgun case I’m carrying. It’s hilarious that someone thought it was my purse. A shotgun case- my purse! The largest conceal & carry bag? Come on!!!!!

This is one of the worst campaign ads I’ve ever seen and I lived through the demon sheep ad.

Keep Joni’s name out of your mouth.

@collinwood_j Donald Trump commemorative rose?

No, garden center, I am not buying a rose called "Golden Showers."

@JonnyMicro @jarvis_best Now this on the other hand is something 🥰

@JonnyMicro @jarvis_best Settle down

Oh no. Oh God

@dantypo Desert boots

I always wear my $450 John Varvatos to the job site.

@_Papa_Joe_ You shouldn’t post it on fb. But you should post it here. We are all interested & intrigued. Spill it & be ready to add context when needed

I want to unleash against family members right now. They have done so on FB publicly. I'm trying to be the bigger person. I can be a punching bag so long. I want to unleash. Yet...

@podiatristdon She’s only 32??????

Welp

@SenAdamSchiff Did you feel a twinge of disingenuous while typing this?

Free and independent media is essential to democracy and ensuring that the powerful are held to account. In the face of increasingly insidious efforts to undermine basic facts and truths, this public service is all the more important. On World Press Freedom Day, we recognize journalists for their contributions and sacrifices to make sure that critical stories are told, and for speaking truth to power. Both here at home and around the world.

@ITjanitor @missmayn @MeghanMcCain

@lacinkc @missmayn @MeghanMcCain OK, boomer.

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.

@JoeConchaTV @jtLOL What does all his gesturing mean??

Just a prediction - but the Newsom thing as the nominee isn’t going to happen.

@collinwood_j This incident notwithstanding, yes

AITA for chiding my neighbor for letting two huskies out his front door where they immediately ran into the streets, on my property (and others) while he went back inside and shut the door leaving them out?

My Call From Ms. Shirley I recently read an article (see next tweet) where a mother describes how her telephone conversations with her son indicate that he isn’t interested in anything she has to say. He loves her but doesn’t treat her like a person who needs to be valued. He doesn’t seek her opinions or advice. From her perspective, he believes she has nothing to offer him. Not only does he not need his mother anymore, but he doesn’t see her as a person. Phoning her to check in is just an item on his to do list. I know parents who have this struggle, and I worry about it happening with my kids. Anyway, last week, after I read that article, I was working at my desk when the phone rang. The caller was unknown but it was a valid number with a NY exchange. I answered. A sweet older lady, whose voice I didn’t recognize, greeted me and began rattling off apologies for not calling sooner. She didn’t stop to verify my identity. Just recounted her day as if she was talking to a friend or relative. She reminded me of my deceased mom and my older living relatives. As she talked, I just listened, interjecting the occasional, um huh, and agreement with some of her complaints. I couldn’t get in any other words without interrupting anyway. This was straight up Auntie talkin. 😂  Why was I listening to this stranger chatter on? At that moment, I thought about the article. I wondered if she had kids who regarded her the way that son did his mother. Or, was she lonely and just needed someone to listen? It didn’t matter. She seemed eager to share her opinions and life events. Eventually, I told her that she had the wrong number. She apologized then kept talking anyway. 🤣 She told me her name was Shirley and that she’d call me back if she found out she had transposed numbers. She called me back within the hour as promised. Today, I thought of Ms. Shirley and dialed her number. She was out, but returned my call. Told me all about how she spent her monthly check, talking to me like she was catching up with an old friend. She treated herself to an ice cream after she pays her monthly bills. I hung up smiling. I’m going to keep in touch with her. I don’t know if she needs someone to listen and value her insight. Maybe it’s me who needs the connection. I might learn something valuable. Stay tuned.

@CBove1 @DesiFlurane

🎶 Can’t go up with Spirit in the sky Now where am I gonna go when I fly (When I fly) 🎶 #SpiritAirlines

It’s been a minute but why the fuck not.

@ebeth360 @greg_price11 💋

Jeffries: "We're now at a point where affirmative action is gone, diversity is gone, equity gone, inclusion gone..."

@theunhingedgem Lol is pretty lol

two bravo shows I haven’t started on yet are Housewives of Rhode Island & Ladies of London… are they worth a watch?

@NastyLisaB @RE_DailyMail @SJP Jesus Lisa settle down

@RE_DailyMail Thankful she finally gets to meet someone who’s not a cheap whore in our shithole of a country. Thank you @SJP for cleaning up after those pigs in DC 🩷

Queen Camilla attended a literacy event at the iconic New York Public Library today on behalf of her charity The Queen’s Reading Room. And guess who she bumped into? 🤔

@Gaynotqueer1 How are those hands soooo big & that head so small?

Hard to believe a parent being this selfish.