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Mariah Carey bombed so bad last night that ISIS is claiming responsibility #MariahCarey

@BrentJerricho @nichol55470330 The only thing she’s doing is putting her ignorance on display

@nichol55470330 I bet you live a super full life

Triggering liberals on Ft Lauderdale Beach today.

@cseldy1509 @chiproytx And that would change what? Nothing. The answer is nothing.

@chiproytx Trump’s executive order that English is the official language of the United States needs to become a bill and get passed into law.

A friend in a RED suburban county in Texas just told me their elementary school did a poll on languages spoken at home. English came in FOURTH PLACE behind Spanish, Farsi, and an other…. Pass the PAUSE Act. Now.

@MikeHeika Stars look sloppy and slow to pucks

Boldy makes it 2-1 Minnesota late in 2nd.

@nc_nuklehead @ThatsALottaGs I’m a Stars fan but you need to slow your roll here. 2 World Series titles speaks for themselves

When was the last time a Minnesota team won ANY sport's championship trophy? I already know the answer is Zero in football...Don't think they've won in baseball, I don't remember a basketball trophy... I think the last time was before the Stars moved to TX...which means...Minnesota is completely irrelevant.

You have to give Dallas fans credit for their enthusiasm. They have no idea about any of the actual rules but they cheer hard.

@NUCLRGOLF I can’t throw any of my clubs that far.

🚨🏌️⛳️ #DISCUSSION — Which club in your golf bag goes 150 yards?

@BrentJerricho @DrewPavlou This high

@DrewPavlou How fucking high are you right now?

Even if you hate Trump, you have to admit that it’s rare to see a public figure with so few personal controversies

@BrentJerricho @slocumfortexas

@slocumfortexas You goddamn snowflakes need to move to your own island.

There are no “conservative” grocery store chains in Texas. Let me know when they build one that can compete with HEB. Kroger is just as woke. Walmart isn’t any better. Starving = not an option

500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Those clubs didn’t make the cut this past weekend. I’d get rid of them and find a set that behaves better. IMHO 😆

@BrentJerricho @nicksortor @VP (Checks notes *) Nothing. He accomplished nothing

@nicksortor @VP So what did he accomplish?

🚨 NOW: VP JD Vance has safely arrived back in the United States following his INTENSE negotiations with Iran in Pakistan Thank you for your efforts, @VP. Keep fighting for peace! 🇺🇸

@smerconish if the madness is schtick and he is calculating behind closed doors, then the decisions and current outcomes just make him incompetent. Which is worse than crazy

@BrentJerricho @ScottPresler @Timcast This is Temu Jay & Silent Bob

@ScottPresler @Timcast There's no chance you're not at least a knuckle deep in Tim.

Thank you for having me back, @Timcast. See you tonight on Timcast IRL @ 8 p.m.

@misfitpatriot_ Thanks for confirming you’re just a thoughtless sheep

I wish all you cunts who keep threatening to leave the Republican Party, or threatening to leave MAGA would just fucking do it and stop crying like the bitches you are. I’ve been unhappy with the decisions my party or “side” has made plenty of times. I never threatened to vote Democrat because I’m not a fuckin pussy. Shut the fuck up, you stupid assholes.

@EricSpracklen Is this a parody account? You’re being sarcastic, right? If not, please tell us how your life got better because an airport got a name change. Did the price of gas magically decrease? Correct answer is no

Huge win for MAGA today. I know my life is better because of this.

@BrentJerricho @DisrespectedThe Replace “Illegals” with Trump and you have the correct answer

@DisrespectedThe You're a fucking idiot.

Why has my car insurance gone up? - Illegals. Why has my home insurance gone up? - illegals. Why has food prices gone up? - illegals. Why hasn't my wages gone up? - illegals. Get it yet? Deport, Deport, Deport!

their condition for funding TSA is reopening the border and granting effective amnesty to illegals. No.

@Notwokenow @HBO @ICEgov

Hey @HBO, FUCK YOU. SHAME ON YOU for demonizing the brave men and women of @ICEgov. I am thoroughly disgusted. And am cancelling my subscription NOW. Boycott HBO!!!

How’s your bracket doing?

@BrentJerricho @ARmastrangelo @ARmastrangelo kneel before your fat, orange God

@ARmastrangelo Or, he's still funny but you can't like him because he doesn't bow down to Trump. Rough time for you.

Ben Stiller is one of those comedic actors from your childhood that you think are hilarious as a kid, only to reach adulthood and realize he never was, you were just eight.