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WHAT IN THE WORLD did I just watch?! 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣 I should have known by the TikTok name The goddess boys that I was in for something weird.🤣

@gotrice2024 @gman5180 Resourceful

This woman wanted to make McGriddles for her family for breakfast, however she doesn’t have the right cookware to make it. She improvises with a griddle plate and some mason jar lids as circle molds for her pancakes and eggs. I give her good marks for the effort, how do you think she did, would you eat this?

@ColonelMark4 @ManifestHistory I didn’t know that either.

@ManifestHistory I’ve been exposed to Christianity all my life and just recently discovered that James of the Book of James was actually the brother of Jesus Christ. It’s quite fascinating reading the entirety of the Bible. I hope you discover something new in your journey.

I’ve finally decided to read the entire bible. So far, I’ve read Genesis and Exodus. I’m obviously really interested in reading the Gospels and New Testament. I’m debating skipping ahead to the Gospels. What do you recommend I do: Read the bible from front to back or skip ahead and read the Gospels (or entire New Testament) and then go back to the Old Testament.

@james_xond Smoke signals 😂

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?

@SteveMoroz57 @simonateba

@simonateba I want to see him being removed from the White House. Hopefully to a mental institution where he can get the help he needs.

BREAKING — Be brutally honest: Do you support the US president using profane language to threaten Iran with hell, as Pres. Trump just did, telling Iran to open the “Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in hell”? and is it good to bomb power plants? Yes or no?

@simonateba Completely! Whatever he does to protect our Country and our interests, he’s alright by me. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

@Ruk0420 @liz_churchill10

@liz_churchill10 And they still keep peddling their whole 'christ is king' thing even in Europe, adorable. Won't stop people from being educated on Christianity and moving towards secularism like the world has for hundreds of years now.

BOMBSHELL REVIVAL: France’s Youth just CRUSHED Secularism… Over 20,000 young adults are getting BAPTIZED TONIGHT in a RECORD-BREAKING Easter surge. The Catholic Church is exploding across Europe while the Godless Left melts down. Christ is reclaiming France LIVE.

@liz_churchill10 Hallelujah!

@JustZnje @keithedwards

Let me say it louder for the MAGA cult in the back: this is the best news we’ve had all weekend. Mr. Orange, the man who threatens to bomb entire countries into hell while screaming “Praise be to Allah,” can’t even fake piety for one morning. No photo-op at the altar, no fake family prayer circle, no nothing. Just executive time and whatever the fuck is going on behind closed doors that has them scrambling to hide it. Keep skipping, king. Keep hiding whatever the hell is breaking down in that orange skull of yours. The rest of us are over here popping champagne on Easter Sunday because any sign that this nightmare might be ending early is worth celebrating.

BREAKING: Trump skipped all three scheduled Easter masses he was meant to attend today. Something is wrong with the president and the White House is keeping it from us.

@AntiWoke17 @talkingtotyler @RickyDoggin There’s no sausage in that gravy. Normally cream, sausage gravy is made in the morning. This is just cream gravy. Probably made with the drippings from meat and flour, then thickened with milk.

@talkingtotyler @RickyDoggin It’s called sausage gravy and that’s not chicken. That is steak….

Would You Eat This?

🚨 JUST IN: Iran is STUNNED at just how decisively America exploded our own equipment just to keep them from salvaging it It’s so huge the aircraft shape is scorched into the ground! NO MAN LEFT BEHIND, no spoils for our enemies! 🇺🇸

🚨 PURE GOLD at Big Bear Alpine Zoo! These awesome kids decided to serenade the bald eagle, and the majestic bird actually turned around to listen! America’s symbol getting a little concert from the next generation. Wholesome, patriotic, and based! God Bless these kids and God Bless the USA!

@JohannaNyman5 @YooPeterson

If the U.S. were a functioning democracy at present, Trump would be removed for mental unfitness. He is dangerously unwell and utterly unfit to serve as Commander-in-Chief of the world’s most powerful military.

Not this guy again...

@TaraBull Jail house, couture.

What do you call this look?

Final boss: “I'm a disabled trans man, but I'm also a Medicaid patient. I'm also a person who uses food stamps... I am also a person who has gone through substance use and addiction, and most of all, I am a patient of Planned Parenthood.”

@ToniLL22 Oh brother 🙄

When the Truth makes her uncomfortable‼️ Ilhan Omar Will Sue You. She is reportedly considering legal action against people on social media who say she married her brother or slept with her brother. She’s warning that posts, comments, and messages repeating those claims could lead to lawsuits. She doesn’t want to see any comments with the word brother, any messages with the word brother, anything mentioning her brother.

@WorkerUnit1 @Kittenwaffin She has Dunlap’s disease. Her big belly has (dun lapped), over her waist band.

@Kittenwaffin She's got Uncle Ruckus revitiligo creepy ass hands and a gunt Whose she influencing? Racially confused muckbangers?

Everyone has fatigue

@Moonlight_myths Cool, get out and find out. You stupid little girl!

My mom got mad when I told her I would rather live on my own that keep paying her $600 a month in rent. I'm 25 years old and have been paying $60 a week in rent to my parents for a while now. I recently landed a decent paying job and this morning, I received a message from my mom telling me that from now on, the rent would be $150 per week. I text her back, saying I would rather live elsewhere. I pay for my own food and I'm not willing to pay $150 per week just for a room to sleep in at my own mothers house. With that kind if money, I could rent a small apartment or even split the rent with a friend for less.

@KinkWriter @ANTHONYBLOGAN @JebraFaushay

@ANTHONYBLOGAN @JebraFaushay 💯💯 He wanted to look like a big shot, he chose her because of her looks, he wanted her to think he's a big spender, she acted like she was being taken out by a big spender (a setting he choreographed), and 3 weeks later he's still spitting and shaking. She's not the problem.

He went on a date and the woman ordered the most expensive items then barely ate. She got offended when he took home the leftovers. It’s safe to say there won’t be a second date. Do you have strong feelings about leftovers or dates in general?