
larida
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Listen up, you lot. My name is Anthony Albanese. I’ve never worked a proper job in my entire life, and I never needed to. I pocket $11,980 every single week - taxpayer funded, of course - while you struggle with your little bills. Fuel nearly $4 a litre? Oh boo hoo. Power bills skyrocketing? Cry me a river. Empty shelves and skyrocketing grocery prices? Tough luck, champ. I’ve been Prime Minister for nearly four years and not a single one of your problems is my fault. Ever. It’s either the previous government, global factors, or you right-wing whingers making it up. So spare me your pathetic whingeing. I don’t pay for fuel. I never have. I never will. My driver takes care of that. Now stop bothering me with your problems and go back to whatever it is you people do. Regards, Anthony Albanese









Australians are facing a fuel security crisis, a crisis Labor has failed to take leadership of. That’s why I’m calling on the government to halve the fuel excise tax which will put 26c per litre back in your pocket. We need affordable petrol, and we need it now.


How many tax payer funded Coalition MPs does it take to put fuel in a car also paid by the tax payer?


Victoria’s latest shipment of crude oil - onboard this tanker that’s docked at Corio.

This is such a ridiculous photo to pose for. One of them maybe, but does the Opposition Leader need two colleagues to keep an eye on him so he doesn’t accidentally put petrol in a diesel engine?












