Landon Seely

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH PUTIN IN “RUSSIA.” NOBODY CARES. ALL THE TELEVISION CAMERAS ARE ON ME, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR. EVEN LOW-RATINGS LAURA INGRAM (EDITS THE TAPES!) CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL MAPS. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR LIBERATION DAY, AMERICA! DONNIE J MISSED “THE DEADLINE” (WHOOPS!) AND NOW I RUN THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

Fascism has come to America, and as predicted, it is wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Kamala watching Trump melt down in real time.

Pets across America watching the debate like

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

Doomscrolling alternating tweets between the fall of American soccer and the fall of the American empire what a night

Advertisers really missed out on a great opportunity to run ads for anti-depressants during the commercial breaks for this debate.

I am choosing to look on the bright side, which is there are some funny tweets

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport you guys are the absolute worst. How is your customer service still this terrible?

@cta not sure if you’re aware, but rush hour is probably not the best time to only have one northbound blue line train come every 30 minutes. Get it together.

Around here we make decisions based on data. [looks at data] Not that data, different data.

Brands trying to be funny here and failing isn't the problem. It's that there is one universal, legal dept approved, sanded-down style of humor that so many brands have latched on to. One voice applied to the same memes, using the same vocabulary. The Funny Brand Voice.

"Guys look all I'm saying is you've allowed people to form impressions of you - largely negative, let's be honest - & you've had no role in shaping your own narrative. The right agency can help you take the brand from fringe curiosity to the top of consumers' consideration set"

@WBlaauw99 @FOXSoccer Shades of 07

@FOXSoccer Chicago Fire >

PURE DOMINATION BY ST. LOUIS AT HOME 🏟

@mtgreenee Hi! You might be the dumbest person alive.

Democrats are so jealous. They don’t have a Donald Trump. They would give anything to have him. But they don’t. They’re like a jealous girl that got tossed to the side. They’re blinded by hate & jealousy and will do anything to stop him because they can’t have him. Psycho.

@CBKReport Shades of 07 @stbetten

LAMONT BUTLER JUST SENT SDSU TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP twitter.com/mid_madness/st…

🙏🏻🙏🏻

When the feedback begins with "this was a great first pass"

eyyo cade cowell kinda cooking

In honor of @TaylorTwellman announcing that he's leaving ESPN after 13 years.