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@JohnDalziel @jdandroisin This makes me so sad

1 week left of @jdandroisin

@JohnDalziel Why do you not know how long you’ve got left together?? What’s going on? Please don’t anybody leave! And happy birthday Roisin

Happy Birthday to the radio wife Roisin! Thank you for making me—and the whole of the West Midlands—laugh every single day. We don’t know how long we’ve got left together, but one of my all-time favourite memories will always be from when we first started breakfast radio together… and you asked Sky Blues legend Dave Busst to officially open your new drive live on air because you were so proud of it!—AND HE AGREED! 😂 Hope you’ve had the best day! X

@anon_opin I felt the same about Jake from the Tweenies

My toddler loves the Teletubbies. For the most part I find it tolerable. But for some completely unknown and irrational reason I can't stand La La, and want to kick that little cunts face through the back of its head.

@ourrachblogs I have a positive poo instead

Everyone should have a positive potato in their life

@ourrachblogs I tried to mix things up a bit and recently bought Frisps. My kids asked me for the number for Childline and wondered what they had done to make me hate them so much

Worst crisp ever......?

@jdfreeradio @wearefreeradio It will always be a trombelese as far as I’m concerned 🤣

Banging out the hits and #Throwbacks like this… #Tune #NowPlaying @wearefreeradio

@DuncanLindsay @rachelleskovac1 @MetroUK Do you think perhaps maybe Corrie could go a little bit Dallas and have Natasha wake up and it was all just Sam’s bad dream? No? Too shite? 😞 gutted she’s gone x

Coronation Street star @rachelleskovac1 reacts to her exit as Natasha dies #Corrie metro.co.uk/2021/10/25/cor… via @MetroUK

@fesshole As a teaching assistant please know that we know who you are and we, along with the teachers, would politely like you to hurry up and fuck off away so we can leave the grounds and have a cigarette

Whenever I collect my daughter from school, I loiter around and make a slow exit. This is so the teachers don't think I'm a random paedo who has waltzed in and tricked them into handing over a victim.

@daisy_haggard Oh yeah, found it 🤣 duh 🤦‍♀️ really loved it, very funny and beautiful xx

@lauralou80 6!!!

@daisy_haggard 5 episodes? Just only 5? I tried to be patient and spread it out but I accidentally binged all of series 2 today and it was fab #BackToLife #series2

@chezdoeshorror @FrightFest Thank you xx

@lauralou80 @FrightFest Good luck for the screening! 🎉🖤

@ourrachblogs Are you up the fluff?

Whoever created the term ‘morning sickness’ clearly couldn’t tell the time

@5tevieM Thank you so much for this being one of the first tweets I saw today and now in my head all day all I’m going to hear on repeat is “boots with the furrr” I too thought apple bottom was about the arse

found out apple bottom jeans (as in “apple bottom jeeeeans boots with the furrr”) are a brand and not a style. But what style did I think it was. What jean looks like the bottom of an apple what is wrong with me

@davidvance What an uneducated dick you are

How did teachers “fight in the front line against Coronavirus” when many of them sat at home on full pay throughout the pandemic doing nothing? Full job security, four months off, and now huge pay rise as private sector workers lost their jobs. bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

@RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal @WelshGuards @Householddiv Aww she’s soooo fucking cute I just love her 😍

The Queen enjoying today’s military ceremony at Windsor Castle, held to mark Her Majesty’s Official Birthday. 👇

@Akse_P19 This is my sister’s house. So beautiful, everyone is the area loves it #mcr #wallart #akse #robin

#xmasis coming soon #snow #robin #bird #akse #graffiti #art #streetart #mural #manchester #mcr

@HighwaysWMIDS @WarksFireRescue Ok but please try and hurry. I forgot my cigarettes and someone nearby is playing Ellie Goulding on loud 😭

@lauralou80 @WarksFireRescue @lauralou80 I'm sorry but we don't have an update yet. Fire are working to get the fire extinguished and we will have it open as soon as they give us the go ahead

#M69 northbound from #M6 to #J1 #Hinkley is currently blocked due to a vehicle fire @WarksFireRescue are on scene and dealing

@HighwaysWMIDS @WarksFireRescue We’ve been sat in this for over an hour any guesses on how long before we get moving? I’m starving and need a wee 😩

@WarksFireRescue **UPDATE** #M69 northbound #M6 to #J1 #Hinkley is now being closed due to issues extenguishing the fire. We will update you as we receive updates

@Liam30H Certainly have, and got the grey hairs to prove it 😂

@lauralou80 You haven't got a 21 y o😉