Lauren McLeod

@asda - two weeks in a row my delivery has not arrived despite confirmation being received!!

@NewLookHelp @newlook - my order has not arrived and cannot response from your team as you dont have telephone numbers and use a robot online??!!

@FattusPrickus @RoryMcLeod85 when am i getting my vanilla slice?! X

I’m a wee bit of a ‘tart’ for the toffee cake from Allan’s Bakery at 161 Restalrig Road, Edinburgh (EH7 6HW) & now open on Tranent High street (next to Greggs).

@FattusPrickus @TashP351 Absolutely fantastic name for that dog!

@TashP351 Every Friday I show the kids this (because it is brilliant, obvs). DaughterPrickus ran away and found something, she is demanding I show you this and tell you the dog is called Snickers. Have a marvellous day

Did somebody say…. Friday?

Workers should not be made to wait until 68 to claim their state pension. #68isTooLate Sign the petition: @UniteEconomy megaphone.org.uk/petitions/don-… via @megaphoneuk

@FattusPrickus Mind that time Patrick bumped his head 🤣🤣

I have a mate called Patrick but he is German and doesn’t much care for patron saint days. He was an excellent joiner though and a fan of Fortuna Düsseldorf. None of this has anything to do with #StPatricksDay2023 Makes you think.

@FattusPrickus Have you tried the ones to le patisserie along the road?!

Who invented the Almond Croissant? We should bin the plans for the Kings coronation (because it is for complete and utter gimps) and just celebrate the fact that almond croissants exist and get them a few pints. Unless they’re one of those gimps, obviously.

@RHPSNursery These are great! Thank you x

@FattusPrickus Whats u filling?

Ridiculous! I should be able to walk along to the baked tattie shop without being subjected to such filth! #SmutSmutSmutSmutSmutSmut #Smut

@edinburghpaper @Edinburgh_CC are not doing enough to improve the security measures in place at the school. This is happening to often! @EdinburghPolice need to also take action with regards to the individuals carrying out the vandalism!

Edinburgh nursery’s community garden torched by vandals as fire crew rush to scene trib.al/72Dlwzs

Get yourself a neebour like @FattusPrickus , when your husband is away and your ill he turns into superfattusprikus and keeps your children entertained ! Much love

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I've added my name to @GoodLawProject's petition telling @Ofgem they need to do more to protect customers as energy prices soar. Will you add yours too? actions.goodlawproject.org/fuel_poverty?r…

@FattusPrickus Fantastic show

The theme tune from Max & Paddy’s road to nowhere is one of the greatest theme tunes in the whole world.

@FattusPrickus Drive past this after work and always want the frites !

I really hope this shop is just a place where you walk into and the staff jump out from a wee cupboard to scare the shit out of you. #Frights.

@FattusPrickus Here i just paid £60 for something similar for Islas lego display from ikea. X

I am a 35 year old man and if I choose to make shelves for my trainers inspired by an Adidas shoebox then I will thank you to mind your own business, bitch.

@FattusPrickus Prove it!

After some heavy discussion with a lot of my cousins and a bit of a heated debate with myself, I’m pretty confident that I could throw a baked bean through a spaghetti hoop.

@YodelOnline - another parcel confirmed as delivered but actually not! Are yodel not aware of ring doorbells where u can evidence who has been at door? No complaints process utter bollocks!!!

Boris Johnson needs to resign. Please RT if you agree. news.sky.com/story/boris-jo…