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🇺🇸THE Original Mr. Johnson 🇺🇲🐊
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🇺🇸THE Original Mr. Johnson 🇺🇲🐊
@leavingMinn
May the bridges I burn light my way. Rugged individualist to the core.
Constant state of disbelief Katılım Kasım 2013
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You're quoting stats from 30 years ago. And I'm not kidding. Stop it. You look ridiculous.
I live here, taxes have made it impossible to be happy because we have to work all of the time to pay them. There's been no stats on life expectancy in 15 years. I don't see how we can still be 4th in quality of life; over taxation, regulations, fees and licensing, listed as a #1 in crime on Neighborhood Scout, meaning 99% of the American public is safer than we are. Dropped from #5 to #36 in education in the country. We are 42 in election security. We have looted by third world aliens.
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Don't forget to light your fentynalabras in honor of St. George Floyd todah.
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On May 25, 2020 a gallon of gas was $1.89. I wouldn’t be able to breathe either if I saw those prices today
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Today, we remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defense of our liberties. Not drug addicts who overdosed.
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Congratulations to George Floyd on 6 years of sobriety
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You can instantly tell society is declining by the amount of pajama pants being worn in public.
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Men 250 years ago: “I’ve been drinking Madeira wine, ale, rum, and hard cider since I weened off my mother’s tit. Water? Never touched the poison. On the morrow, I shall overthrow the most powerful empire in the history of the world.
Men today: “I drank a glass of wine and it ruined my life. I couldn’t even podcast. My bracelet told me I was dying.”
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Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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Every Saturday morning I have breakfast with a bunch of old farmers.
Discussion today was population decline and replacement rate in the US.
They've come up with a very simple yet elegant solution to increase birth rates.
Bring back bench seats in pickup trucks.
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I don't need a politician to give me permission to defend myself or my family.
End of story.
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How does a guy get to block the sun, cover your "organic" fruit in film, insert fake meat into the supply chain, and bioengineer mosquitos to release vaccines without anyone's consent or approval and NOT be called a supervillain?
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I want every...single...Somali in America rounded up like cattle and deported back to the shit hole they came from.
Is that too extreme?
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My top five bars
1) Applebee’s - Bloomington, MN (the good one)
2) Cowboy Jack’s - Bloomington, MN (the good one)
3) Margaritaville - Bloomington, MN
4) Buffalo Wild Wings - Bloomington, MN
5) Applebee’s - Bloomington, MN (the bad one)
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@Nickisbackbaby I know like 5 fat people and you're 4 of them
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How do you rudely tell someone they are overweight?
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@EricSpracklen Exactly, getting my money's worth of the Mister Car Wash $39/mo club
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@leavingMinn Yeah they do. I have to go to the car wash like 4x a week right now.
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Is it just me or are the lovebugs out of control in Florida this season???
They are EVERYWHERE!
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