It’s Me Lisa 🥥 🌴

FYI: I automatically block anyone who uses the R word or “illegals” or is impersonating Elon Fucking Musk in any way, shape, or form.

@navin391 @WonderKing82 What the fuck are you smoking?

@WonderKing82 Copmala would be happy to starve Sudanese, Black Palestinians, Black Cubans, look you in the eye as a cop shoots another Black person and tell you that's not who they are, $ for training needed. She would want the most lethal military. Ignored covid, impacted poc more.

You were uncommitted. You helped take away the right for Black people to vote.

@MSNOWNews Wow. What a convenient time.

LIVE NOW: DOJ holds a press conference after indicting former FBI Director James Comey for the second time. WATCH HERE: youtube.com/live/zDV4wwTG4…

Karoline Leavitt also commended President Donald Trump for his "calm in the face of chaos" as she spoke about the incident in Washington, D.C. huffpost.com/entry/karoline…

@tortureallwomen I requested a female driver on Saturday night. A male showed up in 3 minutes. I would have waited longer for a female driver or at least appreciated some communication from @uber. It’s a bait and switch.

I have the opposite reaction you would expect to getting a female uber driver they are slow af

I get sexually harassed and/or catcalled every time I go out

@Acyn @joncoopertweets Did they ask him what Trump’s ass really smells like?

Lindsey Graham says they are going introduce legislation that’s going to authorize 400 million dollars to be spent on building the ballroom: We pay for it by offsetting it with customs fees. The sooner we get the ballroom built, the better it is for the country.

I can't believe we're even having this conversation: In the last ten years, NOBODY has engaged in more violent political rhetoric than Donald Trump.

The fact is our elections are safe and secure. Even Donald Trump has no problem voting by mail. The reason Trump is pushing these baseless election conspiracies is because he wants to make it harder for Americans to hold him accountable at the ballot box.

@ACTBrigitte @FLOTUS Who are you?

ABC must TAKE action against Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with @FLOTUS

@awesome_carlos @nbcbayarea He didn’t.

@nbcbayarea I thought he never got close?

UPDATE: Suspected White House Correspondents' Association dinner shooter charged with attempting to assassinate President Trump. nbcbay.com/0fxF9xr

@BulwarkOnline @dd_chip Someone’s trying to salvage his job.

Fox: "What have you learned about the shooter that you want our audience to understand?" Patel: "First and foremost, I want to remind your audience of President Trump's leadership, literally courage under fire…He's assembled the greatest law enforcement team I've ever seen."

@robbystarbuck Who the fuck are you?

As someone who’s had with many death threats, not just against me but against my wife and kids, I just want to say that elected Democrats are the biggest reason why. They foment it. They pour the gasoline. They fan the flames. To me, they’re a threat, not a political party.

@RibGoneRogue @BarbMcQuade I saw Barb and Joyce in SF a couple of years ago for her previous book. It was so fun!!

@BarbMcQuade I would love for all of you to come to San Francisco!

Looking forward to tonight’s #SistersInLaw show in Denver. 8:30 showtime! politicon.com/tour/

@bobbycotton2024 @BarbMcQuade Barb, ignore my reply to The Doo-Doo-Dood: FUCK OFF.

@BarbMcQuade All 3 people listening are thrilled shitless..in fact they have no idea a DRAFT is taking place tonight

@BarbMcQuade What Denver team did you end up repping?

@mmpadellan Only buffoons.

What level of absolute delusion do you have to reach to say you don't care about the Nobel Peace Prize, and then complain while you're waging an illegal fucking war? Who takes this buffoon seriously?

@atrupar “And the best part is that I get to play army man!!!”

Hegseth: "It's a bold and dangerous mission. A gift to the world. Historic. Courtesy of a bold and historic president."

@NewsHour But they can’t just automatically register people to vote?

A new rule will automatically register men between 18 and 25 for the Selective Service starting in December. How will that work? The registration requirement for the Selective Service System, a database for the federal government in case of a military draft, is already law. But how it happens right now varies by state. Some make it part of registering for a driver's license or state ID; others don't. Registration rates have dropped, according to Selective Service data. The change, passed by Congress with bipartisan support last year, makes registration automatic. This doesn't mean a draft will happen. PBS News’ @timmcphillips3 spoke with Katherine Kuzminski, director of studies at the Center for a New American Security, to break down what the Selective Service System is, what the change means and how military drafts work.

@JohnFetterman Just put on a fucking red hat and become a Republican.

@Mr_E_Studio @CNN

@CNN Meanwhile the liberal media completely ignored Harris drunk af on the campaign trail

FBI Director Kash Patel, standing at a lectern beside his boss, publicly addressed recent allegations that he has drank to excess, interfering with his duties. cnn.it/4czajp6

@CNN He said, “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” 🍸