Josephine Lee

i absolutely need to have an italian baby who gesticulates with the passion of a 64 year old sicilian man

@PSAdm @MongoDB Love to hear how affirmed you are in the decision! We're rooting for your migration!

Currently migrating from cosmosdb to mongodb atlas and every day its looking like a better decision. @MongoDB support has been phenomenal, and this isn't just tech support. We are getting great support optimizing our queries.

Whether you profess faith or not, it's hard not to be moved by how much conviction Granddaddy moved with in life. And at the end of it all, to take no credit or point to himself. A good and faithful servant. Thank you for sharing your story, Tony. Very touching.

@travisbell 🥶

@rub003 @Hacker0x01 It *looks* like 2020 🙃 but you’re right - it’s 2018.

@leejosephinem @Hacker0x01 Haha that escalated quick. Even the windows were going back and forth. Also rip some pool animals that got flown of the roof haha. This was 2018 right? Instead of 2019.

Only 4 days to go until @Hacker0x01 Incorporation Day! We want to hear about YOUR favourite HackerOne memory of the past 9 years. 🧵 here 👇

@apfeifer27 @Hacker0x01 LOL this never fails to crack me up. Stitches. That run. Hahahahhaha

@leejosephinem @Hacker0x01 twitter.com/luketucker/sta… This one 😂

3:45am—I’m laying awake stabbed by memories of my unkindness to my mom decades ago, when I was a teen and my parents split up. A voice calls from across the hallway: “Sweetheart, can you help me out of bed to the walker? So sorry to wake you.” “It’s ok, Mom. I was awake anyway.”

100%. I’m on team Chuck. Blind support of a political party (on both sides) is our key problem.

Scare someone in IT using 3 words. 👇

@travisbell 1 degree. The high is 2 degrees. (Farenheit?!) Gulp. Sorry, what was the question?

When I describe East Coast vs West Coast culture to my friends I often say "The East Coast is kind but not nice, the West Coast is nice but not kind," and East Coasters immediately get it. West Coasters get mad. 😂😂😂

I love how Mark strikes this perfect balance of insight, plain english, and humor when he discusses anything - including databases. He's still taking questions but the answers are worth a read, too.

to whoever made this: fuck.

Whoever is in charge of the @ChickfilA drive-thru should be in charge of the vaccine rollout.

There are a few languages spoken in our family, but I’ve decided to stop believing that they can or should keep us from expressing the feelings of gratitude, love, and respect we have for each other. "Happy New Year, Grandpa." leejosephinem.medium.com/happy-new-year…

Serious Q. If each candidate is intended to have 2 minutes, why do they both have hot mics throughout? These middle school interruptions are just maddening and embarrassing.

@MrBrutti Looks delicious!

@hireastartupmba @johnys @startupbaseio This is cool, John!

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