Lemmy Ashton

@cjlwells i also had my appendix removed in 2000.

Fell foul to appendicitis and urgent removal within 7 hours of eating (American?) Heinz green ketchup in 2000. When googling green ketchup I found others may have experienced the same surgical fate. Thankfully I am still alive and love Daddies tomato ketchup.

I hope starmer beats that little munchkin JD Vance in the inevitable game of boar on the floor later

@mcandidate just unacceptable from the algorithm today

@clive_mart1n @WarpRecords @evian_christ @pEdroEGoss Whenever I get served a JH vid on insta, I leave with far more questions than answers

warp.net/editorial/dj-b… For @WarpRecords I spoke to @evian_christ and @pEdroEGoss about their awesome compilation of edits, 'English Heritage' - as well as TranceParty, YouTube rabbit holes, The Saturdays and James Hype

@mcandidate squeeze everything you get served towards a camera whilst gurning

gonna try out some "instagram food guy" material at dinner. maybe a cheeky table slap, the wide-eyed open-mouthed thing, or even - if it's really good - the head in hands, pretending to cry bit.

@Jas_shaw 🫡

@mcandidate Still hurts

@SecretDJBook the camera arm is over the top of where the outputs are, in recap vid all seems present and correct - instagram.com/p/C9KRZHDM-pk/

@lemmyashton there's no audio outs Lem. look at the mixer again.

It's a tough one this as he is a genuinely nice bloke but this issue has spiralled out of control from something pretty outrageous to absolutely standard in EDM circles. Look, we get it. You 'have' to do prerecorded sets to sync with the bangers and glitter. And even highly credible acts like Chemical Brothers do it too. This thing is, he tells us that there are cameras to tell the visual guys what is playing, and we can see the cameras are plugged in, yes. But we can also see the audio gear is not plugged in at all. Don't play us for fools dude. This image isn't online or tampered with its from a fan who couldn't believe his eyes and sent it to me. I could only reply that I knew already for many many years and indeed had already mentioned it without naming any names in my books. And you know what? There's at least one if not two generations who just don't care. A few of you will be reading this going 'so what?'. Norman was arguably always ground zero for EDM. A clue is that he was always popular at Manumission, possibly the first global EDM brand. A place where spectacle was more important than art by design. This extract was about him. And in the modern world, with its many cognitive dissonances, it is possible to be a nice guy AND also part of the problem. It's a complicated world we live in now. Nothing is what it seems. My books aren't about me, they are about a life lived entirely in the music business. And it is a very strange place that only ever seems to get odder and odder.

@SeanKGriffiths Dutch bar near Chinatown

Working on a photo project during the Euros and gonna shoot fans of different nationalities watching their team in London. There's a Benfica bar in Stockwell for the Portuguese and Green Lanes good for Turks but any other shouts? Where will there be loads of Italians, Scots etc?

@JMECullum Feels like it’s been a while since we’ve had one. Great to see it back

@deejaygeejaygee Life is a rollercoaster - Ronan Keating has a lot to answer for

@IcyVert @TronCarterNLU @BigRandyNLU

bro the whole family hates him😭😭

If I ever die. I expect someone to storm the coffin requesting reggaeton one last time

Why have an XL Bully and then get pissed off when you decide to pick up your 3 month old puppy cos they’re off lead? Moronic stuff

@MrBeast @thugclive

I closed my mouth on all my thumbnails and the watch time went up on every video lol

what a year eh lads

@DJTayo It’s a cold world

@entitledtodance @easyJet europa.eu/youreurope/cit… get 'em.

We have a new worst airline in the world and it's @easyjet. How the fuck do you lot think it's reasoable to get someone home 100 hours late and not even offer a refund? Madness.

@eddychemical Banger isn’t it. Where’s the nearest margarita-ville?