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This is what many of us tried to warn about with mission 70. Mitigating technical solutions such as configurable consensus requirements have been promised but will they come in time? Ideally gas hikes should have been synched with full release of blob storage and small subnets.

this is so accurate 😭

@dgdg_app Hosting calculators and tennis booking apps on 13+ replication factor subnets makes no fucking sense whatsoever

Expect more of this.

@dgdg_app And dom wants to hike storage+compute costs... We need low-replication subnets, 1 node - for those who doesn't care about security but wants to stay within network, low latency applications 3-5 nodes would provide moderate security and uptime guarantees while being cheap

This is so hilarious lmao. This is how the reboots should have been. Shut up and take our money. 😂😂😂 x.com/DripwartsSchoo…

We’re classy here. 💯 That’s why when we set a @clownitx allocation, we support the platform that makes it possible! @let4be 👊 Just swapped 10.9037 $ICP for 171.95K $CLOWN on @ICPSwap — smooth as ever, and zero gas! ⚡️🚀 Swap yours now 👉 app.icpswap.com/swap

@ChatGeekX @Icpmusk @dfinity @dominic_w What is there to protect? wasn't a DAO in the first place due to voting power distribution, maybe community should'a been buying more idk if they wanted a DAO 🤣 But it seems ICP community can only sell and cry 😆

@Icpmusk This is absolute BS to the average investor that had locked neurons in the NNS. Where is @dfinity and @dominic_w to protect the echo system

Kongswap has been completely shut down

@Icpmusk Rest in peace Kong

lmao I can't stop laughing claude-code has a "Frustrated User Detection" There's a regex that detects when you're angry ( fully hard coded btw) When triggered, it changes Claude's behavior/UI state. Claude literally knows when you're cussing at it.

🎪 The Funhouse is back! 🎙️ Space tomorrow, April 1st @ 9PM UTC 🧠 How Solana works w/ Clown InfoFi 🤞 No April fools jokes, just clowns keeping promises. Dive into cross-chain & $SOL earning action with $ICP tech. The only foolish move is missing this one. Pull up! x.com/i/spaces/1PJqr…

only in IC --- lol ahhahahha i cant

Good news: the ckUSDC/USDC conversion works again, following our intervention. Yet, this episode is another important reminder for the risks associated with centrally backed stablecoins. This looks like a case in which unrelated funds were collateral damage of incompetence.

@KongSwapX So can dev @shillgatesy send our Paca launch LP to @icsneed to lock indefinitely? This should be easy peasy!💯💕

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📢 Important news from KongSwap. We will be fully sunsetting the platform on April 6th. If you have funds on KongSwap, please: ✅ Remove your LP positions ✅ Withdraw your tokens ✅ Clear your Internet Identity (II) account Check your positions → kongswap.io KONG may return in the future when the time is right. Thank you for being part of this journey. 🦍

Claude watching me write code manually after I hit the daily limit

🪩 Swapping between $SOL, $ICP, & $CLOWN is now easier than ever!🎉 ⚡️This is what swapping between all 3 in under 2 min looks like using phantom wallet & our dapp (sped up). Big thanks to @meneseprotocol bridging the gap with the cross-chain we all need in ICP.

@PartyhatsICP hey Jerry, wen review of @clownitx dApp?... 🤡 we've waited like a year $ICP

Jerry Banfield and his fans coming back to $ICP