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@gumonomo @Metaaphor Yeah 2% that means its 1 per game. If you think its significantly more then honestly I think you just need to improve your game sense. I don't play casuals.

@lewijono @Metaaphor 2% in ranked 😂😂😂 The fact is that it is far more than 2% and everyone will agree with me !! You should keep playing casual

why does nobody talk about how this has ruined the game for years?

@gumonomo @Metaaphor Facts can't be exaggerated otherwise it wouldn't be fact. The percentage of cheaters is more likely to be a maximum of 2% of players and even that is a stretch.

@lewijono @Metaaphor Bro, are you serious? Of course it was a bit exaggerated but the guy up there is balling about 3 party because of audio and he doesn't say anything about the core problem cheater

@gumonomo @Metaaphor I play plenty of normal and ranked and come across a cheater maybe once or twice a night. There is possibly more but your 'fact' that 70% of people are cheating means that out of a resurgence lobby of 45, 31 of them are cheating. Means that there is only 3 teams that aren't....

@lewijono @Metaaphor There are many people better than me, but if you would only play one round of ranked Warzone, you would agree with me unless you are a bot licks cod eggs and metaphor

@gumonomo @Metaaphor I hate to break it to you. These aren't 'facts' by any stretch of the imagination, Unfortunately the majority of people are clearly better than you

@Metaaphor Why doesn't anyone talk about the fact that almost 70% of people are cheating and using real walls? Why doesn't anyone talk about the fact that 60% of the top 250 people are on some cheater discords? It's not the audio that breaks the game but the cheating

@TheGriftReport Very simple solution to this. Instead of handing out cash, you get vouchers than can only be redeemed against certain items..

🚨 BENEFITS CHEAT MUM, 33, CLAIMS £23K FOR BEING HOUSEBOUND WITH ANXIETY – THEN JETTED TO CANCUN FOR CLUBBING, ZIPLINING & SURFING! Catherine Wieland from East Sussex raked in £23,662 PIP over two years, swearing she couldn’t cook, wash or leave the house alone due to crippling anxiety, PTSD and dyslexia. Reality? She was spotted at Thorpe Park THREE times, Chessington, Brighton Pride, quad-biking, cave-exploring, 76 beauty appointments and 60 pub/club nights – plus a luxury Mexico holiday with her son! DWP surveillance and her own social media posts nailed her. Hove Crown Court heard she even bagged a Motability BMW. Judge slammed: “Pure and simple fraud… aggravated by pubbing, clubbing and Cancun.” 28-week suspended sentence + full £23k repayment ordered. Classic!

@art_is_war What would you recommend as a set up. Currently have the Orchestra Lites and run them from my Scuf controller. I have an Elgato mic but would be open to getting a Sound Blaster (which one?) if you think it'd vastly improve the quality.

Today is the LAST DAY to get ArtTuneKit for the early bird price for now Now that it's out and relatively stable, I'm back in the lab for an Avalon/Warzone-refinement tune New internal tool to make tuning faster, more accurate, and easier to iterate.👨‍🍳 artiswar.io/arttunekit

🚨🚨| Arsenal and Arteta have ruined football with their set-piece tactics. Allowing players to wrestle and pin the goalkeeper is infuriating to watch... just look at yesterday's match against Everton. It's now routine: attackers block the keeper, stopping them from doing their job. The Premier League needs a clear rule; no offensive players in the six-yard box until after the ball is delivered. That would restore proper defending and goalkeeping instead of this weekly wrestling disaster. Without change, we'll keep seeing sloppy, low-quality goals. Time to end the set-piece exploitation and return to real football. 🥹🙏

@The_Forty_Four This is the exact reason why people stop playing Sunday league. A large proportion of players just use it as an excuse to hurt people and its disgusting.

HE SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN🤢❌

@eze_quisite @MaccasValueBets No it isnt. I know the guy who's bet it was

@MaccasValueBets Fake photo 😂

This was a scummy move from 365 however I hear people also say that Bet365 stops their cashouts on big UCL nights or at certain points in the game to screw them over. ❌That is not true, Bet365 makes an insane amount of money through their cashout feature. First they get your bet and divide it by the inplay odds. The inplay odds you see are already heavily margined. In a true 50/50 event, fair odds should be 2.00. Inplay on Bet365 you will often see around 1.83 on each side (For bigger odds, they increase this margin even more), which is a massive overround baked in before we even talk about cashing out. Thenn when you cash out, Bet365 does NOT use fair probability. They take those already stingy inplay odds and then apply an additional margin on top for the cash out itself. So you are effectively paying margin twice. Once in the inplay price and again for the convenience of cashing out. (Three times even when you consider the bet you place in the first place also has a margin) They do this because they know most people will not sit there mid game converting odds to probabilities and checking fair value. That is why even if cash out looks tempting it is almost always mathematically bad value in the long run. If you want a true cash out, the only fair way is to hedge on an exchange. Anything else is you selling your bet back at a discount. Cash out is not there to help you. In fact any new tool the bookies add is almost always there to earn more money from you.

@MaccasValueBets I know the guy who's bet this was, ended up cashing out

@KILLTOPARTY 8 shots is a lot?!

The hero we need

When your elderly relative is gravely ill and waiting hours for an ambulance, remember this fucker using vital resources, all because they refused to eat the food put in front of them. Shitehawks, every one of them, and the bastards cheerleading them on.

Dear Zarah, Your constituents are in Coventry South, not Surrey. You are a backbench MP, meaning your only job should be representing those constituents in Parliament and in the local area. They don’t pay your salary for you to behave like a student activist. Do your job.

Rolls-Royce are looking to move their £1.6 trillion jet engine project & 40,000 top British jobs to America. The aerospace giant is being actively courted by politicians in Berlin & Washington. It comes as surging energy costs – blamed on Ed Miliband’s Net Zero drive – are making it harder to make money from manufacturing in Britain. Yet more proof Labour’s taxes, net zero fanaticism and new workers rights are damaging the UK now and into the future.

The OBR blows the lid off Reeves’ excuse for her tax raid The £30bn “black hole” used to justify Labour’s budget? It never existed. The real figure was just £2.5bn, and even that flipped into a surplus weeks later. She didn’t hike taxes because she had to. She did it because she wanted to. To bankroll welfare. To placate the Left. At your expense.

BREAKING The OBR says it informed Rachel Reeves as far back as ***September 17*** that the downgrade in productivity forecasts was offset by 'increases in real wages and inflation'. The deficit was in fact just £2.5billion By October 31 that deficit had turned into net positive of £4.2billion. That basic forecast did not change from that point So from what the OBR is saying it looks like Rachel Reeves and the Treasury were briefing ahead of the Budget that there was a £20billion black hole in the public finances that didn't actually exist The £30billion worth of tax rises in the Budget are predominantly a consequence of her decisions to increase public spending, particularly on welfare, and have £21.7billion worth of headroom As @Peston @PippaCrerar @hzeffman have all pointed out, it makes the Budget build up - and the narrative that big tax rises were coming because of a deterioration in the public finances - look frankly surreal in hindsight

🚨 NEW: David Lammy reportedly tells colleagues to always refer to him as Deputy Prime Minister, not by name [@kateferguson4]

@Matt247821 @fa1seprophit @benrileysmith £12? So you expect people to drive just over a mile per day? Idiot..

@fa1seprophit @benrileysmith Whoever can afforda £100k EV can also afford £12 on an EV Tax.

🚘 EXCLUSIVE 🚘 A new pay-per-mile tax will be unveiled in the Budget for electric cars which will kick in from 2028 It will cost the average eco driver £250 a year and longer-distance travellers much more than that It will be levied at 3p per mile on current Treasury plans. (The equivalent of £12 for an EV drive from London to Edinburgh.) The measure will be framed as one of fairness. Fuel duty - which doesn’t affect electric cars - costs 6p a mile on average It’s also needed to fill a growing black hole in the Treasury numbers from plummeting fuel duty revenues as people switch from petrol to electric The Treasury will likely play down the pay per mile element. It is being dubbed ‘VED+’ and is an annual charge to be paid alongside Vehicle Excise Duty. No journey monitoring by cameras or anything. But each year drivers of EVs and hybrids will need to estimate how many miles they will travel that year and pay a price directly linked to mileage. It is the start of a huge potential change in the taxation of cars, from at the pump to by the mile. It’s been long debated. Now Rachel Reeves will grasp the nettle by announcing a consultation at the Budget. Up to 6 million people will be driving EVs when the new charge starts in 2028. It opens the door in the future to all cars eventually being taxed per mile. And what about enforcement? Could drivers one day be made to prove miles traveled? Lots of policy detail in @Telegraph scoop, read on link below. Will be a big talker. The Treasury declined to comment on Budget speculation. telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/…

If you can overcome your anxiety enough to speak on actual television then you can do a really large number of jobs jesus christ

She’s received 57k for illegally renting out her home without a license Guilty of fraud (plagiarism for financial gain) Guilty of CV fraud Was investigated at HBOS for misuse of Company funds Her Parliamentary credit card removed for misuse. How is she still Chancellor?