Northern Monkey 🙈🙉🙊

The craziest thing about the elections this week is that @Nigel_Farage and @BorisJohnson stitched up the 2019 General Election for £1M each

@TimGreenBand @NoContextBrits Wtf is this? 😲

Name a bigger downgrade.

@YorkshireWater I don't think there's any point, do you?

@lewisskinner Sorry to hear this! Would you like me to raise your concerns with the team?- Yorkshire Water Social Team

@YorkshireWater send an SMS (and a letter) asking us not to park on the street, and then block us into our own drive.

@MadGeordie3 @FootballFunnys Eleven, but cool.

@FootballFunnys 12 outfield players 😂🔫 Shaw is shite & a crock Trent can’t defend Maguire as Englands centre back 🤡 Foden has 48 caps so far & been useless for England 98% of the time . Pickford been reliable in past but James Trafford for me should be the new number 1

What's stopping this England team from winning the World Cup this year? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@FootballFunnys I think having two Maguires is probably the first problem, not to mention that 3-4-3-1 is not allowed. Idk though 🤷🏻‍♂️

@WLegend1978 @robstaton The new owners are permitted to offer 25p in the £ to Chansiri. If they don't, they know the rules… 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don't want to see Dejphon get away with the harm he's caused either, but the new owners have a choice and must live or die by it.

@robstaton -9 suspended for two year would be fair. Not the new owners fault

Understand a meeting took place this afternoon between the EFL, the Storch bid team, the football regulator and Sheffield Wednesday’s administrators. The aim was to finally find agreement on a way forward relating to all future financial restrictions at #SWFC plus a potential points deduction — and a deadline was placed on today to make progress on those matters. Coming out of the meeting, although there is no firm agreement, it’s believed there is a path to move forward, and it’s our understanding that all parties are positive and committed to reach a conclusion.

@YorkshireWater They disappeared without doing anything. This is the second time now.

@lewisskinner Hi there, I am sorry to hear this. It looks like the job is planned to be a same day reinstatement however, I can see they haven't done any digging from the photos you have sent. Could you please ask if you can move your car out before they start? – Yorkshire Water Social Team

@_WestHamReport I think maybe it's time you moved out of your council house, don't you?

Oh, so now UK Athletics want to keep the stadium again which they cannot afford as the current 'home' in Birmingham is clearly not fit for purpose? Yep. Gotcha.

@JohnCleese Twitter

I find this offensive Where should I complain ?

@mirza_rizw @datchuguyy Public space. No expectation of privacy

@datchuguyy Shame on that girl… Taking photo without consent is wrong… she deserved it..

He assaulted her on the bus, and the other women stood up for her.

@MapleHornet @fesshole Yes, but if you pay for a 6" cheese and salad and get a footlong steak melt, you've probably done pretty well

@fesshole Surely if you order online you prepay anyway?

Made an online order for a Subway wrap, budget is tight. Arrived in the shop. They asked if I was there for an app order, I said yes, and she passed me another person's foot-long steak melt. Sorry, Mike.

@farmingandJesus That's not how an abortion works though, is it?

Pro aborts need to see this…. Maybe seeing this tiny human being trying to cling to their mother’s womb will change their mind , and if it doesn’t, remove them from your life because you don’t need sociopaths in your life. Abolish abortion.

@f1wika Inbreeding?

how can you all be so ugly 😭

@ndurnan1867 @robstaton @BBCSheffield Oooh. These grapes are sour

@robstaton @BBCSheffield United totally classless (as usual) and celebrating like they've won the league. They beat a very poor Wednesday side and made hard work of it.

Give us your reaction to the Steel City derby. What did you make of it, #SUFC & #SWFC fans? 📞 0800 111 49 49 @BBCSheffield Listen live 👉 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/li…

@Sporf Corner

No cheating! 🧐👇

@brotherwacu AI

What causing the plane jump like that after landing

@TheThe1776 That's just not true though, is it? Repost the video with the original sound please

Muslims think they can invade our country and ban dogs as pets, GTFOH! In New York, they're pushing to outlaw them. Everyone must unite and fight back. Allow this, and what next? 👀👇🏼In London, a woman was ordered off the street for walking her dog, deemed offensive to Muslims due to Islamic purity rules. Don't bend to demands; protect freedoms at all cost or lose them all.

@neilseanshowbiz @MayorofLondon @LDN_pressoffice @TfL The fact that you've highlighted how they're different from you just confirms your agenda here. You're not bothered about freeloaders, you're bothered about "the wrong kind" of freeloader. This says now about you than them.

A serious question for the mayor of London why should I pay for my ticket? @MayorofLondon @LDN_pressoffice @TfL #London #crime

@Nigel_Farage @grok Will it be ok to throw oat milkshakes at fascists?

When I first made this TikTok video in 2024 you all laughed at me. Well, today the Supreme Court has ruled that ‘oat milk’ can no longer be called milk. You’re not laughing now are you!