Evan Tarlton

@john34766308 Mrs. True has spoken!

The Independent Record Helena Montana, May 18,1923

@kendallhosseini Aww!

Geno gets credit for being the romantic, but Sidney.. “Having [Geno] around has always made my life better, on and off the ice..he has a way of knowing when to make you laugh, knowing when to lighten the room..I just always liked him from the start. Always have, always will.”

@lukeisamazing Someone here once said that their Shakespeare scholar Lit prof watched Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet intending to rip it to shreds, and came away saying that it was the most accurate version ever filmed because it got exactly what Shakespeare was going for.

A Knight’s Tale turning the joust into a giant pro wrestling event with Chaucer as a promoter and MC and CTE-riddled meathead knights galore is, vibes wise, the closest approximation to actual medieval knightly culture you’re going to find.

@OneNerdyOpinion So cute!

Breaking news! Dandy is sleepy. We now return you to your regularly scheduled doomscrolling.

@brfnut Everyone wins!

Bro vs Brief...

@Over82Much Agreed!

Fuck. 90pounds in a year and most of it fat is so hot

@DomDaddeo @goonsmokers That sounds like a challenge. I accept!

“You wouldn’t last a minute in my shoes” Yeah well you wouldn’t last a minute in my butt 😝

@thankyougary__ Thank you, Gary!

@OneNerdyOpinion Good for her!

How I Slept Today Spike continues his vigil, guarding against uncovered feet. Dandy, smug in her ability to delegate, has curled up under the blanket.

@OneNerdyOpinion So cute!

I’m still not a t-shirt model, but my doodle shirts came in. The blob dog doesn’t show up well in all of the doodles on the shirt, but I’m still happy with it.

@bubblegumshane SIR.

The Minotaur disguised as a human

@bubun_ji Babby. Babby. BIG Babby!

Silly silly silly

2025 --> 2026. From 195 weight class to heavyweight 285 😳 they grow em big out in Iowa

@john34766308 He left the man intact? He was in a merciful mood!

The New Orleans Daily State May 17,1916

@cherrypie0hr And Daddy and Papa have the best reactions of all! Papa is so proud, and Daddy does his impression of a tomato!

@libraryguy09 Yesss!!! It becomes her favorite word and she just randomly says it all the time, especially when they're with other people because it always makes everyone laugh so she's just like "blyat😃😄" and waits for her audience to react

shane catching their toddler playing in the living room incoherently yelling at the turned off tv not understanding what she’s doing only for him to realize days later when he and ilya watches a game when he sees ilya do the same thing that she had been pretending to be her papa

@OneNerdyOpinion Dandy has trained him well!

How I Slept Today The foot again escaped confinement. Spike bravely stuck his head out from under the blanket to correct my behavior. He showed the foot who was boss with a vicious lick.

@thexandermckee It's helping!

this blanket ain’t helping

@dummyduke Everything!

Is this anything?

@john34766308 He holds his umbrella like a threat. Because it is!

The Ann Arbor News May 16,1918

@thetopshelfmen WANT. CRAVE. NEED.

this type of body is criminally attractive