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@lippyncott

My body is a machine that turns stimuli into reference humor

Goobertown, AR Katılım Mart 2026
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lippyncott@lippyncott·
Euroids will ragebait about not the US not having a real name and then be from a place called Eastern Realm
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lippyncott@lippyncott·
@souljagoyteller Saying "you're a lot like your father" to someone who has very publicly distanced herself from him is a pretty fucked up thing to do.
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lippyncott@lippyncott·
@RandomNumber758 @punishedgummies Calling someone an incel isn't "criticizing them for not having sex", it's calling them interpersonally insufferable because of personal hangups involving intimacy. It typically has very little to do with sex at all.
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Aby2@RandomNumber758·
@lippyncott @punishedgummies No, incel means a specific thing and we should not be criticizing 14 year olds for not having sex.
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lippyncott@lippyncott·
@CoryBooker Thinking back, all you will be remembered for is out-filibustering a civil rights champion as a stunt to sell a book. When I fell on hard times and reached out to my senators, your office didn't do shit. You know whose office tried their best? Senator Kim's. Fuck you Cory Booker.
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Cory Booker@CoryBooker·
I am stunned by Senator Graham's passing, and thinking back this morning about some of the work we did together. My prayers are with his family and all who cherished him. Rest in Peace.
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polly@polyfraggrenade·
i feel like this is the kind of video a ridiculously abusive discord edater would send you and seeing it invokes a fight or flight response
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randomness@Randomnessl4gy·
@polyfraggrenade Last message you get from your e boyfriend just to be kidnapped by a sex trafficker (e boyfriend) and sold to rich billionaires
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Aby2@RandomNumber758·
@punishedgummies he's not incel he's 14 years old go touch grass
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lippyncott@lippyncott·
@ricankilla0722 @DiscussingFilm Spent 4 years fighting cancer, found a treatment that finally worked after chemo wouldn't, and got about 3 months of living cancer free before he passed. Life can be so cruel
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Sam Neill has sadly passed away at the age of 78.
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@WendsOf50800 𝙄𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 19𝙩𝙝 𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙮. 50% 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙪𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙤𝙛 5.
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jb@tornadolock·
@GianmarcoSoresi I used to always joke that it’s “Fall Forward and Spring Back” for Daylight Savings Time and now my wife and I can’t remember which one is correct.
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gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi·
I met someone who used the phrase “a hat on a hat” as a good thing and now I’m obsessed with using phrases the opposite way they’re intended
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vo@vanillaopinions·
gen z both being obsessed with being queer AND extremely sex negative is producing hilarious discourse on here
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lippyncott
lippyncott@lippyncott·
@snailhouse9 Trying to parse the specific -phobia that makes you hate dudes, love ftms, but not also hate mtfs
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Farrakhan Fawcett@basmaTgirl·
@An_Aria_Blooms this is also a real person. does his aesthetic choice demand respect because he is "a real person"?
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lippyncott@lippyncott·
@squarednation_ @Adimark_42 RDR2 is a closed-ended story, it has to be because it's a prequel. If they gave you significant choices, they would then have to be ameliorated, and you people would complain about the illusion of choice
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Ghjhhhuhhgbnj@yesitcreamsfrfr·
@GianmarcoSoresi You're a prime example of the dead Internet theory. Somebody AI generated you and added you to videos in order to test our receptiveness to it. And there's obviously a duo of writers that wrote your dialogue, because they still need that human spark to trick us...
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gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi·
Could there be anything easier than proving you’re alive
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my-🫆@Cheru__to·
@thatgirljo_ twt is literally filled with some of the most mentally molested ppl bc why would u be correcting grammar of a child at 3am with a headache 😭
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average jo@thatgirljo_·
My daughter went to a sleepover last night and sent me this text at 3am, so obviously I picked her up. She was in bed asleep by 4am and it’s now almost 1p and homegirl is still sound asleep 💀
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lippyncott@lippyncott·
@mindys4biden I think he meant that he was due to win by a lot, as in it would be an easy win, but Trump is a fucking idiot
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Mindy Fischer Writer@mindys4biden·
Trump called in to Meet the Press this morning and said....Lindsey Graham was "scheduled to win by a lot. He was scheduled." What the hell does that even mean?? He was "scheduled to win"??
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