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OUT TODAY!!! Zeus looked down on the Parthenon, a scowl on his face. The view hadn’t changed in hundreds of years, plenty of tourists but not a single bloody worshiper. Something had to be done. Give yourself a giggle! amazon.co.uk/dp/B08K7PDD8R/…

@Hontas_Farmer @Wommando Your reply makes no sense

@lisakeb007 @Wommando That does not explain the "Don't think there are no victims" statement from the judge. If there are photos there is a victim for sure. If this is some F'd up drawings that's different. At least in the US definition of free speech here people can draw all sorts of vile crap.

⚠️ MIDDLESBROUGH: A man who pretends to be woman, "Kairah" Kelly, 25, caught with horrific CSA images of children as young as 6, has walked free. Defence said Kelly has had a "difficult life due to gender dysphoria". Judge Amanda Rippon said isolation, mental health difficulties & alcohol" had "led to the offending". 🚨Judge Rippon fails to understand that the only thing that "leads" a person to watch and enjoy sickening child abuse - is being a n0nce. She handed him 2 year community order including a MH programme, alcohol abstinence for 120 days and 20 days "rehab". Absolutely pathetic and sickening.

@justjdthanks @BenGrahamUK 😂😂

@lisakeb007 @BenGrahamUK The guy at the council who's brother has a painting company

This rainbow junction in Hounslow cost £48,174 of public money. Some will say it promotes inclusion. Others will question the cost. Where do you stand?

Things that didn’t happen.

Sorry Brits but foreigners come first.

@zerohashx @e_woodford @etnshow Global digital currency No thanks

Stablecoins aren't hype. They're infrastructure. Funding a brokerage account from the EU to the US now takes seconds, not days. @e_woodford joins @etnshow to discuss zerohash's MiCAR authorization:

No mortar. No shortcuts. Just stone, placed with care. Some of these walls have stood for hundreds of years.

Call me cynical, but everything was better when you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar…

Children don't read because their parents don't read. We'll soon be led by an entire generation that has never cracked open a book. Not a single book in the home. This frightens me more than the idea of nuclear threat or a foreign power attacking us. We're imploding from within.

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@RupertLowe10 Politicians who are both competent and honest are as rare as hen's teeth

The people who ‘lead’ Britain are ignorant. They are incompetent. They are dishonest. It is a terrible combination.

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

@DailyMail @joerichlaw No, of course it doesn't matter.

Officials admit they have not tracked 7,000 resettled Afghan migrants brought to the UK by the Government - but insist it doesn't matter trib.al/CBmTC30

@Govindtwtt You will own nothing and be happy..... Apparently

Everyone says “AI will take all the jobs.” If that happens… how does this future actually work? No jobs → no income → no spending. So who buys things? Who pays rent? Who keeps the economy moving? What am I missing here?

@dignityindying This thinly veiled threat really sums up the Labour party......do what we want or else! Makes you wonder why they're so desperate to force this Bill through.

The House of Lords has “signed its own death warrant.” Kim Leadbeater MP warns a minority of Peers are damaging the legitimacy of the House by blocking the public and MP-backed assisted dying Bill.

@bindelj Some people confuse reporting with propaganda

This isn't new. There has never been 'news' or 'reporting': x.com/harriepw/statu…

>How to make sunflower oil: >Grow on industrial monoculture, apply nitrogen fertiliser, pesticides, fungicides >Apply hexane solvent to extract oil, heat to evaporate it, some hexane remains >Refine under high heat and pressure, bleach, deodorise at 240 degrees Celsius, label: heart-healthy >How to make butter via Doris: >Doris grazes >Doris is milked >Cream is churned >That's it >No solvent >No petroleum derivative >No residue requiring classification as "acceptable contamination levels" >The butter contains vitamins A, D, E, and K2 >It is stable at cooking temperatures >It tastes magnificent >Doris is not available for comment >Doris is in Brian's field again

@johnredwood She has, recklessly, spent £billions, that the country doesn't have, on vanity projects which will help none of the tax payers who footed the bill

The cost of government borrowing for 30 years has just hit 5.6%, compared to the worst one day spike to 4.8% under Truss. Rachel Reeves said that rate had crashed the economy. Oh dear, what has the Chancellor done?

Only you can save you. The weapon used against you is always fear. Fear diminishes critical thinking and encourages ready made ‘solutions to the problem’ to be implemented . We are all being played, all of the time.