@Brandon93Smith and when she's really putting the pressure on you to settle down she'll ask you to step out for the backup photo
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Lisa
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I'm telling my kids bs is short for bar stool
Eric Nathan@BarstoolNate
My hottest sports take is if you don't get 2 feet down on the field with the ball in your glove then it should be a HR. Ppl are gonna yell at me but this is no different than a WR jumping while in bounds and catching the ball out of bounds.
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While I have resigned myself to the reality that baseball will eventually have a fully-automated strike zone, I think we will always look back on this current system as peak.
Still allows room for the art of catcher framing, and exposes an instant villain (the umpire) every game. The fans love it, there’s an excitement with every potential missed call. A roar when a home strikeout is overturned akin to a masterful chip-in at Augusta.
10/10 no notes.
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@JennMGreenberg I do get her point about wondering if Jesus ever experienced that particular wound. If it centers around the not knowing and if God is all knowing how would he experience that? Obviously, if he is all knowing then he understands but has he experienced it? Idk. Wrestle worthy imo
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This is so sad.
I have thought similar thoughts.
At some point or another, we wrestle with God as Jacob did.
He isn’t a genie. He doesn’t usually do what we want in the timeframe we’d like.
But your faith will never be stronger than after you’ve wrestled with God.
He will not leave you.
He will not forsake you.
And he watched his only Son be nailed to a cross and murdered. So, he absolutely knows how we feel. There is no grief he does not understand.
Pray for the Guthrie family.
Variety@Variety
Savannah Guthrie says she's “questioned whether Jesus really ever experienced this particular wound that I feel" in an emotional Easter Sunday message: "We celebrate today the promise of a new life that never ends in death. But standing here today, I have to tell you, there are moments in which that promise seems irretrievably far away, when life itself seems far harder than death. These moments of deep disappointment with God, the feeling of utter abandonment for most of us, there will come a time in our life when these feelings hold sway.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/s…
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@gbrl_dick The real answer is "thank god that will never happen because I am better off in every way being with you"
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if you have a hot gf the answer is “i’d be in love with your mind in any body”
if you have a smart gf the answer is “i’m with you for your body”
Mr. S.T.A.R.@favelaoverlord
this girl literally just asked me, and I quote this verbatim: “if me and your ex switched bodies which one would you date and why?”
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Are they at the same game?
Front Office Sports@FOS
The Cubs broadcast showed fans working remotely from Wrigley Field during the team's day game 💻
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@sidmeowsby He really is MTM looking up at her hat in the middle of Minneapolis knowing ✨️ she's gonna make it after all ✨️
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why is he girl who’s gonna be okay
NHL@NHL
John Tortorella has secured his first win as the head coach of the @GoldenKnights! 👏
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@jacksettleman Not the worst, it could easily be a ceremonial first pitch from the most unathletic celebrity to toss one out this season
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If I told you this was the worst throw home you’ve ever seen, it still wouldn’t prepare you for the throw
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My mom was at the game today. This is the picture she put on her story
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@VinceGalilei @Math_files why would you assume born after 2000? cant old people also lose their wallets?
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Person born after 2000 assuming recent pic.
Old enough for wallet with ID so before 2010. Next to last number is 6.
3rd to last number is 4
Last number 1-8.
M(1) is 4 or 5.
M(2) is 1-3
Day born is 10, 20 or 30
If I knew local, could narrow down further.
There would not be that many combinations to try. Sorry the ‘-tism’ kicked in.
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A mathematician found a wallet, He left a note in a way so only the real owner could contact him
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@JennMGreenberg I don't disagree but also, the feasibility of pulling your kid from their school varies a lot from family to family. I agree parents/family need to step in however they can but a significant step for one family could be a legitimate mountain for another.
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Parents, do not let bullying get this bad. Yes, the school should stop it. But also, you’re the parent. Keep them home while you figure things out. Transfer to another school. Homeschool. Anything. Your kid should never think death is the only way out.
Benonwine@benonwine
A 10-year-old boy is dead because he was driven to suicide by constant bullying he received at school. Sammy Teusch of Greenfield, Indiana was bullied up until the night he took his own life according to his family. Bullied over his glasses. Bullied over his teeth. Day after day. His parents didn’t ignore it. They didn’t stay quiet. They went to the school 20 times asking for help, that’s 20 TIMES! Nothing changed. He was mocked. He was hurt. He was even attacked on a school bus. And still… nothing was done. Until it was too late. His dad said: “I held him in my arms… something no father should ever have to do.” I can’t get that out of my head. This isn’t “kids being kids.” It’s cruelty. And it’s failure from the adults who were meant to protect him. Bullying has no place in any school. None. And yet here we are. How many more kids have to be pushed to this point before something actually changes? PLEASE SHARE AND MAKE SAMMY’S STORY VIRAL SO NO ONE HAS TO SUFFER LIKE HE DID. 🙏 END BULLYING, BECAUSE IT KILLS!
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@BaseballWRLD_ I agree with the principal but I do wonder if system is even accurate enough to overturn pitches that close. I'm picturing that tennis fiasco on clay where the computer obviously got it wrong. I wonder what checks and balances are in place or possible for the abs.
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@47tooter @PARaidersHockey You're right they should be able to toss the buckets when they drop the gloves
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@PARaidersHockey How awful is hockey today. this spectacle to pacify the fight fans. and the announcer pretending it's exciting.
Fighting with helmets and shields is ridiculous.
They both hurt their knuckles.
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A 10 inch height difference doesn't matter to Connor Howe! The 5'6" rookie just took down a 6'4" defenceman😤PA toughness from the local boy
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@nocontextmemes Turns out guy has been looking for his dad and just asks everyone he meets, so where were you in 97?
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@danadonnelly If you're that close to see all that kinda seems like he's not even alone at the restaurant
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wouldn’t trade lives with anyone on the planet except this 60 year old man sitting next to me at the steakhouse bar who’s here alone and just took a picture of his ribeye, sent it to a group chat and immediately got 5 heart reacts? popular loner goals much?
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@AriA1exander Tbf he never explicitly said they're playing baseball. Could be 162 games of Mario kart
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34% of the audience thinking an NFL team would beat an MLB team in baseball once is depressingly stupid.
The Broncos would go 0-162 and get no-hit nearly every game.
They may score 5-10 runs over the course of the whole season.
Zach Bye@byesline
I can’t believe I’m even going to ask this but we’re having a split debate behind the scenes at station… If the Denver Broncos played the Colorado Rockies 162 times would the football players win a single game?
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Lisa retweetledi
@garonnevik I don't really see it that way. I see it as maybe the older son also felt hurt by the younger son leaving and he wasnt ready to forgive as quickly as is father was and/or he felt like his choices at least deserved a similar response from his father.
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In the story of the prodigal son, the older brother seethes in jealousy for doing all the right things. Yet he’s not being celebrated the same way as his brother who despised his father yet returned in desperation and got a party.
Let’s unpack that jealousy a moment.
This son worked alongside his father. Everything the father had was his. But make no mistake, the father was the prize. He got to BE WITH the father. He got to do his work. He got to be a part of the fruit of that work. He got everything the father called “good.”
And he thought (my paraphrase) “what’s the point? I could have had prostitutes too!”
He wasn’t despising his brother, he was despising his father. His father had given him himself and everything he had, and the older brother was jealous that the younger son got prostitutes on top of all that. He wasn’t jealous of the party, he was jealous of the sin he missed out on.
He thought the father was holding out on him. He was right back in Eden, thinking the Father was keeping something good from him. He didn’t want the father. He wanted the sin, and he called evil good, and good evil.
That was the core of his resistance to celebrate with the son—despising the life he had with the father, and thinking of it as “lesser” than the life the prodigal “got to have” as the prodigal ran back, desperate, broken, and naked. He thought “I could have had that.”
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I don't think JK Rowling really understands sports as a concept because what do you mean individual players can bring their own vastly superior equipment that gives them an advantage.
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