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Babe wake up a new women can’t drive chart just dropped
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lispbiftatits
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lispbiftatits
@lispbiftatits
tertium quid
London, England Katılım Mart 2018
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If they would rather die, then they had better do it! And decrease the surplus population!
uwo's lab | the funny science man@uwutoowo1
just thawed the "steak" I bought off temu, why does it look like this
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@curioussearche1 @MrsCMFrancis Aw shut up you big whopper.
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@MrsCMFrancis Great way to wreck your teeth!
Expensive mistake coating your teeth in sugar to bathe that way all night
Oh, and grow up pansy
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When my sister was postpartum in the winter, she got herself this cutie little yeti. When she would go to bed, she would make sure it was full of hot chocolate and on her nightstand. Then when she woke up to feed her baby, she would have this beautiful little hot chocolate treat waiting for her. She said she actually went to bed looking forward to those night feedings.
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@ajzxne @MayorofLondon @TfL Only do that if you could pay for stuff in shops with this hypothetical Oyster Card X Apple Pay collaboration.
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london needs to bring oyster to apple pay…like ASAP. @MayorofLondon @TfL see it say it sort it!
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This is what it’s like to have a boyfriend
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The man who raised a bird since it hatched from the egg decided to test its loyalty by releasing it while speeding away on a boat.
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Realising that most shit people don’t even mean to be shit people, they’re actually just really stupid.
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@lispbiftatits @im2hai and that experience is…being male centered in literally every part of her life? to the point where even her ed revolves around getting or not getting male attention? yes that’s very un-feminist of me
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@geminispo @im2hai God forbid a woman have her own experience
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@BareLeft There isn’t a right to free speech in the UK isnt an absolute right
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Take heed of the fact people punished for expressing a legitimate free speech opinion in the wake of Charlie Kirk's killing are winning six or seven figure settlements for wrongful dismissal.
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: An Aberdeen University employee is being investigated after saying she hoped Ann Widdecombe suffered an "extremely painful death” "I hope she was handcuffed to the bed as she screamed in agony"
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Tesco are making £4bn a year in profit.
About 50% of their staff are on Universal Credit.
Why don't we crackdown on this unneeded benefit for billionaires?
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@tcanham459 Idk man, I don’t think the solution to women’s issues is femicide.
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For those that don't know: Ann Widdecombe was a staunch defender of the policy of handcuffing pregnant women in prison to their beds as they went through labour.
She also refused access to prisoners who required midwives and antenatal care.
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 NEW: An Aberdeen University employee is being investigated after saying she hoped Ann Widdecombe suffered an "extremely painful death” "I hope she was handcuffed to the bed as she screamed in agony"
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@juul_survivor @bramleys01 Like? 😭 they’re going to get confused later on eitherway …
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Let them know from me: “When the work loses its novelty, when the case load resembles the burdens of Sisyphus, when the tyranny of reserved judgements palls, the only permanently sustaining motivation to strive onwards is in the realization that what you are called on to do is essential to the society in which you live...”
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Law degree will age you more than drugs, alcohol & cigarettes combined. You should actually just become an addict. Prob more enjoyable.
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Fun fact I just discovered: AV Dicey, the guy who essentially invented the Rule of Law is Helena Bonham-Carters great-great-uncle!
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@lispbiftatits @TanningChatumm Wait what do you mean it’s built into the wall
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My landlords response to me chasing him about the fridge and freezer in my 9 bed flat being broken in the middle of a heatwave for the 3rd time this week. Am I a dickhead.
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