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@TeddyDraper Ivan Toney would still be knocking in 15 goals minimum in the Premier league at Bournemouth/ Brighton type club , probably more so at someone like Villa

@TeddyDraper I modern football you have to judge the player , Harry is scoring at a phenomenal rate the last three years but even as a massive Spurs fan I can see those numbers are inflated by the fact that the Bundesliga (and to an extent the Champions league) are easier to score in

What’s interesting about the Ivan Toney World Cup section is the implicit message that Thomas Tuchel clearly rates The Saudi Pro League. Otherwise Toney’s numbers are irrelevant.

@davemorrissey64 Official confirmation that Brentford are bigger than Liverpool, not what I expected to see on my timeline today....

Trent would be in that squad if he’d stayed at Liverpool. That’s the danger of going to a smaller club!

What just happened 🤯

@_Lewis_A @piersmorgan Palace game is 3 days before their European final and there is a rumored extra £10m for Palace from the Eze transfer if they win the League , I'm afraid there is absolutely zero incentive for Palace to perform on the last day of the season

@piersmorgan Acting like you've won the title already! You've just given Palace their team talk

I LOVE VAR ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@FPL_Rockstar I expect at least 10,000 tweets from West Ham fans about the integrity of the league being compromised...... oh

Going full strength then 😂

@OC Won't be able to get a signed copy to add to my collection this time though ...

Tomorrow ! Details on how you can pre-order my new book! How to be real in a world of fake ! Lessons from 30 years of speaking, storytelling and stumbling for a living

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@elliereeves @SouthernRailUK Hi Ellie, just looking back at this message and wondering which December this is going to start from ? 2026 , 2027 ?

🚨NEWS UPDATE🚨 After a meeting with @SouthernRailUK, I'm pleased that from December they plan to restore peak services 2x an hour from Penge West & Anerley and increase them to 4x an hour from Sydenham & Forest Hill. Great that they have listened to my constituents & acted.

@dannywallace Renaming the Department of Defense was a massive clue toward his upcoming intentions , he's not really one for subtle innuendo tbh is he....

Board of Peace immediately bored of peace

@bplmurphy @TeddyDraper He is helping.... himself to a whopping great payoff Brian

@TeddyDraper HE'S NOT HELPING THOUGH ED.

Spurs haven’t won the league since 1961. Spurs haven’t won the FA Cup since 1991. Counterintuitively the club has had more of its fair share of sensational talent in the past 65 years. It also has one of the biggest fan bases in the county. Thomas Frank isn’t the problem.

Never watched a porn film that didn't have a happy ending....

@richardpbacon @piersmorgan He hasn't got the balls , perhaps he lost more than just his hip in that recent replacement surgery.....

@piersmorgan So why on Earth do you not direct a single one of the tweets at your "Special friend" the commander in chief ? You normally have no issues whatsoever telling us how he "follows you" !

I know what I’ve seen in all the available videos. So do you. Whether you choose to pretend it’s not what your own eyes tell you is upto you.

@philmcnulty Solanke doing a lot of work it seems

Spurs should be back in front. Decent stop by Dubravka but Solanke had to score with a header from Solanke's cross.

@OC @HarlanCoben Having said that I thought the Beast in me was probably the best original series last year so hats off to Netflix I guess

@OC @HarlanCoben Saved a few Box sets for the Christmas break , thought Pluribis was fantastic intelligent TV so thrilled that Rhea Seehorn is now getting all the awards that she really should have got for Better Call Saul , Apple TV really are a cut above the other streamers tbh

What’s the best thing you’ve watched over Xmas and New Year? Really enjoyed @HarlanCoben Run Away on Netflix. Great to see my old friend Jimmy still doing great work. That last shot… New Glass Onions was great too You? Also read and loved ; Clint Eastwood book by @ShawnLevyDirect Hearts and Lovers by Lily King I’m thinking about Launching a radio show book club, where we’d meet monthly online live

@rickygervais Good job you told us , doubt it will be noticeable....

I’m allowed to pig out.

@OptaJoe @LUFC Richarlison vs Burnley ?

11 - Leeds United's equaliser v Sunderland was just the second goal scored in the Premier League this season with all 11 players involved in the move, after Rio Ngumoha’s goal for Liverpool at Newcastle in August. Teamwork.