Lizzie Cullen

Thank goodness every company everywhere is reminding us there’s still time for a gift card.

@TELUSsupport hey are you guys really sending unbranded employees door to door to sell security systems? They didn’t seem professional at all.

Second year in a row we’ve gone to put up our Christmas lights from @CanadianTire and less than 1/4 still work. So, we buy more junk. My husband’s inner Clark Griswold dies a bit more each year. #theydontmakestuffliketheyusedto

@jordanback Congrats Jordan!

I am so humbled by tonight’s election results, thank you #NorthVan! I will do everything I can to represent you on Council and bring about positive change for our community. Thank you 🙏

Middle-aged members of the Commonwealth are living a new era. God save the king. 🤯

@TrainingPeaks Confidence.

Coaches: what have you noticed to be the biggest differences in coaching men and women?

@LG_triathlete Start backing IN to your driveway. That’s what I do because my husband has one of those stupid big trucks. 🛻

Stoked that my brand new next door neighbor parks both of their massive trucks on their driveway constantly so I can’t see f-all when backing out of my driveway.

@jordanback Same situation over here. Swimming should be taught in school

So.. we tried to sign our son up for swimming lessons this am, registration opened at 7am & sold out by 7:02. If he ends up swimming with my technique, it’s not my fault 😉

Play the long game: Don't worry about being great. Worry about being great at being consistent. Small steps taken regularly over time lead to big gains. It really is amazing how much people overestimate what they can do in a year and underestimate what they can do in a decade.

@gillianliz @NeoProCycling ships in Canada and is the more affordable around. And I’ll keep looking for one for ya

Guess I’m going to need to find a trisuit from this decade…anybody have a size S kicking around?

My 9 year old saw a car covered in 🇨🇦flags today and said “ugh, protesters”. I urge you to hang a flag tomorrow and take back the 🍁We accomplish nothing without a united nation. #CanadaDay

I’m often told “I’m lucky I have boys,” but try explaining to your young sons why women aren’t treated equally. They can’t understand it and they want to help change it. I hope they do for their cousins and their own daughters.

@MamaSimmons @christinecogger That’s fine. Our reflective Canadian skin keeps us cool. 🤩

@christinecogger @lizardcullen And seriously- Don’t worry it’s only like 88 degrees for the run part. 😎

The Oahu Endurance Community is so cool… Celebrating summer solstice with epic training day: Every hour on the hour: ~Ocean swim 1km ~Run 2 miles -Eat/drink/socialize ~Repeat! I just completed hour 5. Maybe 3 more rounds?

@MalindiElmore These are the real races in life.

There is nothing like sprinting through an entire airport to make a connection to realize why some people hate running! #madeit #yvr

@bbculp @hojuman care to comment? 😬

In case you didn't know what this was in reference to... twitter.com/wielerman/stat…

Podiums should have beer, not champagne. Everyone knows how to open a beer.

@bbculp @Peacedout @MamaSimmons It’s a Canadian thing. We all play nice and circle swim with up to 6 people in the lane. 😱 Or I get in, do 100m fly and hope someone gets intimidated and leaves.

@Peacedout @MamaSimmons Are you sitting down? Your pool sucks.

A lot of social norms have eroded over the past two years, but nothing more so than pool etiquette. Allow me to clarify two things for the entire world: 1. Asking one person to split a lane is ALWAYS ok 2. Asking two people splitting a lane to join and circle-swim is NEVER ok

My 5-year old: you know, dragon sounds like it’s spelt with a “j,” but it’s a “d.”

@LG_triathlete My 6 year old would LOVE his own chainsaw 🤔

As a runner/triathlete and parent of two almost 6 year olds, I find this wrong on so many levels. The parents’ explanation: “but he wanted to do it”. Yeah and my kids want to eat candy for breakfast but it doesn’t mean that you let them runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/six-…

Or my training almost haiku: Lots of easy Occasionally go hard, vary it up Very rarely, go see God.