llamachops 💙💛 🇪🇺

@bmay GBSpews and a Lettuce 🥬

Truss is bringing the deranged American CPAC convention of conspiracy crackpots to the UK. I’m sure under her stewardship it will be a roaring success! A handy venue in which to find all of Europe’s least pleasant people.

@realtrumpstein #SendBarron

The White House says Barron Trump is “too tall” at 6'9" for military service. David Robinson was 7'1" and put his NBA career on hold to serve in the Navy. Height clearly wasn’t an excuse then and it isn’t now.

@RepBaumgartner can someone explain, to a Brit, if the Republicans RUN Congress then why can’t they pass the bill and why do they always blame it on the Democrats who DONT RUN Congress? TIA.

I’m fully aware that this job requires tons of travel and crazy hours, but it does indeed bug me that I’m here in DC at 11:30pm voting (for the 4th time!) to fully fund the Homeland budget and missing my kids hoops game tomorrow morning back in Washington because the Senate pulled their BS stunt last night. 🇺🇸

@BoveFromAbove LARDY

Think of a better one word catchphrase for Thomas Skinner than ‘bosh’?

@BladeoftheS anyone know what a #NuclearSuicideVest is?

The sad thing is Nuclear Suicide Vest is probably not even in the top 10 most stupid things we will hear this week.

@SarahForRuncorn @Keir_Starmer you need some VO5 Hot Oil for your mane…

Yet another disgraceful performance from the Prime Minister today at PMQs. Why won’t you answer the question, @Keir_Starmer?

@WhiteHouse PISS through STENCH America is DEAD under tRUMP #EverythingTrumpTouchesTurnsToShit

PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH.

@TMT_arabic surely that’s way TOO LOW?

An Israeli soldier claims that the number of deaths exceeds 6,500 soldiers 😱 in the attack carried out by Iran today in Tel Aviv.

@adamugarba #FAFO

This man directly from location in Tel Aviv, said they have gotten the most devastating attack in their country, more than 16500 soldiers killed by Iranian strike.

@TimHannan WHERES THE OBITUARY??? CANT WAIT

This mummified crusty Oompa Loompa scrotum can’t die soon enough.

@MuroCrypto is there a public webcam? 🍿 🍺 🍿 🍺

Israel: “Help, we are being attacked.” Literally everyone: 🍿🎉🥳

@OrenMarmorstein yeah but we’re not the CUNTS here xxx #LoveEurope

Look at this. This is in Israel today. And this could be Rome, Berlin or Paris.

@EylonALevy shame… shame they could have missed 🤞

The Iranian regime is targeting medical workers. At 18:48 a strike injured five people, and it just fired another missile while Israel’s brave first responders are out in the field treating the injured and can’t seek shelter.

IS HE DEAD YET #FFS

The president has no redeeming qualities. None

@YossiBenYakar but…. ? gaza?

Iran is aiming its missiles at civilians, and the world stays silent, normalizing it. Pray for Israel. We will prevail. God bless America. God bless Israel.

@Strandjunker #SendBarron

Happy 20th to Barron! Finally old enough to actually experience the “military strength” his father loves to talk about. I’m sure he’ll be the first Trump to lace up the boots for his country, right?

@NotHoodlum @JamieBonkiewicz you sure that Ivana is the only body buried there?

Today is the first day of spring. It’s the Trump family’s least favorite day because it’s time to mow their mom.

@thewinterdollx YES YES YES!! (as long as you wash your hands cos the lads rarely do!)

LADIES : Are you OK with a trans woman as me using the ladies room if you're in there?🏳️‍⚧️