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Considering the last week, a room full of millionaires mocking a working class caretaker with Tourette’s is not a good look. It is not brave. It is not edgy. It is punching down at a disabled man who cannot control his neurological condition. After everything he has endured, that is not comedy. It is cruelty dressed up as it.

Let me get this straight. Not a single joke about Diddy, Jay Z, Jeffrey Epstein, Bill Clinton, so on. But disgusting hurtful jokes about 50 Cent & Nicki Minaj? The same two people who are currently exposing the industry for their demonic evil ways. Noticing and you should too.

if y’all have ever wondered what performative activism looks like, it looks like this

@ThreeUKSupport For over a week now people have been calling me telling me my phone is going straight to answer phone. Apparently there’s works in my area but no one can tell me when that will end.

its getting to the point where I feel like im being forced to outgrow concerts because of how inaccessible they are. every artist no matter who, always has a presale queue of 100k+ and "prices" are a months rent. Tickets sell out in 2 seconds and resale is 3x fv. im so over this.

all jokes aside. we are literally seeing the end of live music in front of us. how do companies and artist can justify those prices.

A cow takes grass (inedible to humans) and produces: - Meat (complete protein + fats) - Milk (complete nutrition) - Leather (clothing, tools) - Tallow (cooking fat, soap, candles) - Bones (tools, broth, fertilizer) - Organs (nutrient-dense food) - Manure (fertilizer) This is complete resource utilization from a plant humans cannot eat. You cannot replicate this with any technology. The cow is performing chemical transformations we cannot industrialize. Grass → complete human nutrition is alchemy. The cow is worth more than any machine humans have invented. It runs on rain and grass. Produces multiple products. Builds soil while operating. Sequesters carbon. Reproduces itself. And we're told to eliminate them for environmental reasons. While flying in almonds from California and soy from Brazil. The stupidity is breathtaking.

They attacked butter, we got margarine and seed oils. They attacked leather, we got plastic shoes that fall apart. They attacked wool, we got polyester that sheds microplastics. Now they're attacking beef and offering you textured vegetable protein grown in factories. Notice the pattern? Every "improvement" is worse for you and better for corporate profits. Traditional materials work. Industrial substitutes don't. It's not complicated.

The real reason why British Prime Minister Kier Starmer wants to BAN X in my country. Destroyed by community notes on a regular basis.

Hate to confess my naivety but I’m utterly shocked by the silence and lack of support for the Iranian people by British politicians and media.

"Our" saintly NHS and the consequence of not doing your job properly. I took my mum to the dentist. While she was in the chair she had a stroke. I got called into the dentist’s room and she was just lying in a heap on the floor. The dentist (a qualified medical doctor) had recognised it immediately and had rung 999 repeatedly, explained the situation clearly, and begged for an ambulance. We kept ringing and ringing. They wouldn’t come. They wouldn’t even listen to a doctor. What hope did I have? With no ambulance coming and my mother deteriorating on the floor, we had no choice. We carried her to my car. A dental nurse who was there jumped in with us because I didn’t know the quickest way to the hospital. I drove, talking to Mum the whole time, keeping my voice normal, telling her not to worry, acting like nothing was wrong. She mumbled, “Oh don’t worry Jo, I’ll live.” Those were her last words to me. I roared up to A&E. The dental nurse ran inside to get help. I waited in the car, but no one came out. It felt like ages. I had to lift my unconscious mother out of the back seat in a fireman’s lift and carry her to the doors while screaming for help. A nurse told me not to handle her like that because I might cause damage – The brass neck. (I think of that idiot most days) Our NHS finally placed her on a bed and wheeled her away without telling me where they were taking her. I did ask but no one answered. I gave her details at the front desk and explained my car was half on the pavement outside. The woman at the desk told me not to worry, she would sort it so that I didn’t get a ticket. They put me in a side room, a windowless cupboard, just out of sight of all the many, many trolleys with people on them in the corridor. I sat there for what felt like about 30-45 minutes. No one came. They’d forgotten about me. I went to get water because I couldn’t just sit there, but then I worried and so I came back and waited some more. Finally, going back to the front desk, I asked, “Where’s my mum?!?” I heard hushed talk, then someone walked me down to another area. She was still in the same bed I’d seen her wheeled away in, pushed to the side of the room with people walking all around her like she was in the way. I kept asking what was going on, but no one answered and just put a curtain around the bed. My brother arrived then; I’d managed to get hold of him while I was stuck in the cupboard. We stood there crying, in total shock, wondering what the hell was going on. No one was doing anything. A woman was lying there having had a massive stroke, and we were just looking at each other, helpless. I don’t know how much time passed, but eventually we were moved to another department in a private room. We sat with her through the night. I was at the side of her bed stroking her hand but also not wanting to because I knew that would have really annoyed her. I told her I loved her but didn’t want to go on too much because I didn’t want to scare her. At about 2 am I knew she had died. The nurse sent me home with a plastic bag of her urine-stained clothes. This is what happens when millions use a service they never paid a penny into while the people who funded it their whole lives are left to die without dignity. This is what happens when rigid red tape matters more than a doctor screaming down the phone that someone is having a massive stroke. This is what happens when common sense is banned and box-ticking is king. This is what happens when the job is not done properly. This is the consequence. PS. I got a parking ticket. #nhs #ournhs #dontbothercallinganambulance

Removal of trial by jury is dictatorship. Judgement by state employed judges is dictatorship. Unless the people judge the justice of the law - via trial by jury - it is dictatorship.

The jury system has been the foundation of English criminal justice and active citizenship for over 700 years; we can’t allow David Lammy, who is so shamefully ignorant of both history and arithmetic that he thought Henry VII succeeded Henry VIII, to undo the work of centuries.

The right to a jury trial in the most fundamental criminal cases is a guarantee of equal justice for every one of us. If a government cuts that right instead of funding the system, it isn’t reform it’s endangering the freedom of us all.

Remember this when a celebrity tires to tell you how to vote.

🚨The Discord data breach ONLY happened because Discord implemented the Online Safety Act. “🚨 The Discord breach is worse than expected! - 1.5 TB of data - Over 2 million government ID photos - Threat actor publishes some user data due to Discord's inaction Sample of a user showing her face, ID, and a written note:”

Starmer promised council tax would be frozen This year I paid nearly £4k That’s with money already taxed at 25% corporation tax, 39% dividend tax, & 20% VAT. I had to earn nearly £14k just to hand £4k to the council. And what do I get back? A bin collected once a week. How is this fair?

🚨🇬🇧 The UK Government respond to the Petition to Stop Digital ID which quickly amassed over 2,750,000 Signatures in record time The Gov Response - “We will introduce Digital ID anyway” This isn’t a Democracy - nobody voted for it, Digital ID Wasn’t in the Manifesto - this is absolute in your face Tyranny & Keir Starmer is a Dictator managing a Dictatorship

🚨UK GOVERNEMNT RESPONDS TO PETITION AGAINST DIGITAL I.D - Signed by over 2 and a half million people The response: - We will introduce Digital I.D still - It will help tackle illegal immigration - In line with our manifesto This was not in their manifesto it is an absolute lie. Full response below ⬇️🧵

Almost 3 million people have signed a petition against Digital Id. The government have formally responded with: “We will introduce digital ID”. This says in effect “You don’t know what’s good for you. We do. We will control you.” Now you know what you are being told by Starmer - that you will be controlled - will you comply? I will not.