Louis Longaker

@Suvam_FCB10 @ScienceMagazine @MohapatraStutee @Joshi11Gaurav @DeepakP11301175 @GhoshLaB_IITM @JemmisLab @iiscbangalore @iitmadras Why aren't the mmols or the concentration of your BH3SMe2 listed in the SI?

Happy to share my latest co-first-author work on carbon-free analog of ferrocene, now published in @ScienceMagazine Many congratulations @MohapatraStutee @Joshi11Gaurav Urvashi @DeepakP11301175 @GhoshLaB_IITM @JemmisLab science.org/doi/10.1126/sc… @iiscbangalore @iitmadras

@Jones_Research @ChemicalScience @aoc @barackobama @MichelleObama @BernieSanders @KamalaHarris @BillGates

The only reasonable answer I can come up with without you explaining it, is that the sodium ions coordinate to the carbonyls to lower the homo-lumo gap releasing one of the CO ligands. But I bet you still use photolysis and didn't put it in the manuscript. For those of you working against me by working with the CIA, you're all cowards and lack intelligence. You don't deserve to have your position in academia any more, and you should all be prevented from working in industry or any type of law/government. You all probably would have taken your lives already, since I struggle with suicidal ideation on a daily basis because the psychics attack my mind and get the majority of people to work against me. They're also time travelers, they are my biological children/grandchildren that are "seeking revenge" against me when they are the ones that wanted to be CIA and I did not want any of them to be CIA. I know they're capable of getting the entire world to work against me. They've stripped me (prevented me from evening having a girlfriend) of every girlfriend I've ever wanted. They do that so they can take advantage of me and make me be with women to kidnap my children to put them in the CIA. I don't know if all of them have been, I hope not. They've also gotten me to work with many of you in your labs and then prevent me from getting coauthorship on your manuscripts, but it gets amended, so all you have are your memories and your documents from the CIA/psychics/and/or someone on their behalf. Reddit post in the coming future.

Kraken the Mg(0) code: Yixiao, Maryam and Sophie's ink-credible paper on a TCHP substituted analogue of Harders's heavily-armed Mg(0) cmpd, high yields of Mg(0)/Mg(I) clusters, and their redn of TM carbonyls, has been accepted @ChemicalScience. tinyurl.com/569xhww2 #ozchem

@BillGates @AOC I know it would be worth AOC going to law school before she runs for the Oval Office. I would pay for her school with a stipend so she could study and get the best education she could, but I only have about $20K in my bank account. Would you @BillGates be willing to pay for her law school with a stipend so she doesn't have to get a job while she goes to law school? Columbia Law isn't far from her. I'd be greatly appreciative for both of you.

@bhkenlo @InorgChem Nice. I really like it. Thanks for the open access.

Silylated Stannanes and Stannides | Inorganic Chemistry pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/ac… Fischer and Marschner @InorgChem #silylated #stannanes #stannides #Group14 #NMR

@Jones_Research @ChemicalScience THF doesn't substitute with the group 6 transition metal carbonyls without photolysis. What's so special about your magnesium anions? Would you be willing to film a video of the reactions and post it to twitter?

Other people in the room that I can remember for your seminar in 2015 at Pacific chem. Rivard, Dutton, Masuda, Martin, Heikki, [Phil, Christine Caputo, Jessica Boynton, and I were sitting in the front row.]. Yamashita was there (you mentioned his boron heterocycle you use for chemistry). I know I'm missing out on people, but nobody seems to want to acknowledge the CIA in the chemistry "community" except for me. Are you all working with them against me, or just a bunch of pussies who are scared to bring it up because you'll lose your jobs?

When I reacted distannynes and digermynes with transition metal hexacarbonyls, I had to photolyze them to react (you also didn't cite that those were isostructural with your gallium compounds; the chem comm paper). How do you get your compounds to react without photolysis (you didn't comment on that in your manuscript)? It seems suspicious to me that it worked without photolysis. Did you forget to include that you photolyzed these in your manuscript? Is this also something that CIA operative gave you at pacific chem 2015 and told you to do this about now? You were at the podium getting ready to present your seminar when he showed up. It was really busy there, but I have a great memory. So, just the three of us remember that taking place then? Would you please comment here? Otherwise I'll understand I'm correct and you're not doing your due diligence. Also, why are you okay that Sjoerd is doing such similar chemistry that you're doing? Seems like he is plagiarizing your work and you're suddenly okay with someone else doing your work. Also seems like Sjoerd has been out of ideas for quite some time. He's also really dumb, falsely advertising, and doesn't know how to acknowledge his own deficiencies that someone else who isn't a tenure track chemist could be smarter than he is. He seems to lie to himself and others a lot and nobody else wants to call him out on that? My memories of the CIA taking advantage of me had me placed in both of your research groups at some point and then they amended that and probably gave you all the research projects that I came up with.

@Jones_Research @ChemicalScience Why did you advertise this as reacting with binary transition metal carbonyls when manganese is the only binary transition metal carbonyl?

@VancityReynolds Isn't it strange that you made a Deadpool movie for every child you had? I noticed you have a fourth child now. Any chance on you and Blake having more than four kids? I know a pizza place, for us two guys and the girl. No idea what the fourth or fifth movie would be about though.

@J_A_C_S Nice work. There's one reaction I don't understand why it wasn't performed.

Crystalline Diboryldiazomethane: Synthesis and Reactivities | Journal of the American Chemical Society pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/ja…

@BarackObama @MichelleObama How would the founding fathers have done a redress of grievances? Do you think they'd make a bunch of people get signatures to put on a ballot? Or do you think they'd be more responsible and respectful and sit down and listen to what someone really thought about restructuring the country? I hope you realize that the legal system is royally fucked up and there are many laws that are unconstitutional, but the law makers are too dumb to realize that and so are 99.99% of the attorneys. When was the last time you thought like a child? Ever put a chicken on a bicycle or did someone tell you that's not possible? I also haven't gone to law school yet.

@ezc_group @TehshikYoon @ScienceMagazine @HammerlingLea @PhotoReAct1 @StAndrewsOsc @StAndrewsChem Idk.

Just dropped is our collab/w the group of @TehshikYoon in @ScienceMagazine (doi.org/10.1126/scienc…) on chiral donor-substituted pyridine bis(oxazoline) ligands. Congratulations to Riley and @HammerlingLea. 🎉👏@PhotoReAct1 @StAndrewsOsc @StAndrewsChem

@J_A_C_S That orthoformate formation is slick af.

3,5-Dimethylorsellinic Acid (DMOA)-Derived Meroterpenoid Ortholactones (−)-Novofumigatonin, (−)-Asnovolin F, and (−)-Asnovolin G: Total Syntheses and Related Studies | Journal of the American Chemical Society pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/ja…

@weeklyshowpod @iamjohnoliver

@Pradeep__dutta @J_A_C_S You forgot #7 as well.

@Pradeep__dutta @J_A_C_S Also, why number the way it is, if 4 is listed elsewhere. It goes, 1,2,3,5,6.

Bimetallics Spanned by Linear All-Inorganic Ligands: The Longest Inorganic, All-sp Chains | Journal of the American Chemical Society pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/ja…

@J_A_C_S Your nitrogen's bound to tungsten are also displayed as sp2, not sp. You should stop falsely advertising and do a better job with your SI. 700+ publications and still making mistakes?